I just pissed in the sink...

[Prosecutor]

... because I am lazy. I forgot that the basement bathroom is broken but was too drunk/lazy to walk upstairs. So, I turned on the water and pissed in the sink. Flame suit on.:rofl::leaving:

I can get away with this because Mrs. P. is out of town on business. I should not be so lazy.

[DAB]

... because I am lazy. I forgot that the basement bathroom is broken but was too drunk/lazy to walk upstairs. So, I turned on the water and pissed in the sink. Flame suit on.:rofl::leaving:

I can get away with this because Mrs. P. is out of town on business. I should not be so lazy.

Quoted for later sending to Mrs. P.

[LATB]

good on ya dude.
:cheers:

personally, I best enjoy draining the dragon outside while leaning against a tree...especially in the cool evening air.

just seems to flow more natural...the way God intended. :D

[Rapid Roger]

Quake jars east coast
Libyan rebels storm compound
Irene weakens but still a threat to US
Guy pisses in sink

[LATB]

Quake jars east coast
Libyan rebels storm compound
Irene weakens but still a threat to US
Guy pisses in sink

pictures at 11.

[xXBUDXx]

Good thing you didn't need to crap.

[Prosecutor]

We may as well just turn this into a bar thread...I am not sure where else it could go.

This is not the sort of thing that could end up in PRC.

[xXBUDXx]

Pics of the sink? :waiting:

[Prosecutor]

Quoted for later sending to Mrs. P.

She never checks here...I can pee wherever I want to pee.

[Prosecutor]

Pics of the sink? :waiting:

Taken...transferring to photobucket to be posted shortly

[LATB]

She never checks here...I can pee wherever I want to pee.

wasn't that song in The Sound of Music? :rofl:

[DAB]

She never checks here...I can pee wherever I want to pee.

You're a lucky man. :hurray: :yesnod:

When you are out, and she is home.....

[TabuIsMe]

Nasty :slap:

[xXBUDXx]

Nasty :slap:

I don't know what's wrong with him. :leaving:

[DAB]

Pee is sterile. Really.

[sxeC6]

Just be sure to flush and lower the lid. :rofl:

[xXBUDXx]

Pee is sterile. Really.

I was once told that after a penis piercing, your own urine is to be used to keep the pierced area clean and germ free.

[Milton Fox]

Pee is sterile. Really.

:yesnod:

Once it is flushed - it and the water you used - is above the drinkability standards.

[Prosecutor]

Pics of the sink? :waiting:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/Prosecutor/TVBPissSink.jpg

[Jay13]

I only do that when I'm really drunk because I hate the feel of cold porcelain on my balls.

Peeing in the shower on the other hand....:hurray:

[Prosecutor]

I only do that when I'm really drunk because I hate the feel of cold porcelain on my balls.

Peeing in the shower on the other hand....:hurray:

You must have a tall sink...I am 5'10" and my balls cleared the sink...on the other hand, you may have huge balls that hit the sink.

[Prosecutor]

I peed in the sink again when I took the picture.

[DAB]

I peed in the sink again when I took the picture.

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

[oahuyahoo]

I only do that when I'm really drunk because I hate the feel of cold porcelain on my balls.

:rofl:

[oahuyahoo]

You must have a tall sink...I am 5'10" and my balls cleared the sink...on the other hand, you may have huge balls that hit the sink.

He's an attorney, if you got kicked in the nads as many times as he has you'd have major hangage too.

[Prosecutor]

He's an attorney, if you got kicked in the nads as many times as he has you'd have major hangage too.

Ummmm....I am an attorney too...I guess that I don't get kicked in the nads as often.

[Jay13]

You must have a tall sink...I am 5'10" and my balls cleared the sink...on the other hand, you may have huge balls that hit the sink.

I will admit, my left nut hangs about 3/4 inch lower than my right. But I'm only 5'10" also. Not being an expert on the size of men's balls or the height of the average sink, I tried to measure both. My balls are hard to measure, but are very close in size to some figs I found in the fridge. My sink is just high enough that my balls dangle into the bowl. Beyond that, we're probably talking pics and that might get Chef all riled up.

[oahuyahoo]

Mirror on the wall. $100
Sink. $200
Pic of jay in mirror eating figs while dangling in the sink. Priceless.

I will admit, my left nut hangs about 3/4 inch lower than my right. But I'm only 5'10" also. Not being an expert on the size of men's balls or the height of the average sink, I tried to measure both. My balls are hard to measure, but are very close in size to some figs I found in the fridge. My sink is just high enough that my balls dangle into the bowl. Beyond that, we're probably talking pics and that might get Chef all riled up.

[Jay13]

Mirror on the wall. $100
Sink. $200
Pic of jay in mirror eating figs while dangling in the sink. Priceless.

I'll take a few test shots. If I think it can compete with the likes of "Jealousy - it wears a coat and hangs out in hallways", I'll post. :cheers:

[boracayjohnny]

Relevant....

Piss On You-Dave Chappelle R. Kelly Parody - YouTube

[Iron Chef]

I will admit, my left nut hangs about 3/4 inch lower than my right. But I'm only 5'10" also. Not being an expert on the size of men's balls or the height of the average sink, I tried to measure both. My balls are hard to measure, but are very close in size to some figs I found in the fridge. My sink is just high enough that my balls dangle into the bowl. Beyond that, we're probably talking pics and that might get Chef all riled up.

Serves me right for looking in here this late at night. :willy:

[boracayjohnny]

Serves me right for looking in here this late at night. :willy:

:lol:

And it's 3:03pm whatchutalkinboutWillis?

[oahuyahoo]

Serves me right for looking in here this late at night. :willy:

Hang tight (pun intended) pics on the way.

[Sea Six]

And it's 3:03pm whatchutalkinboutWillis?

:lol:

:lol:

[mrvette]

This thread has set a record............




























for the most useless thread ever......




















CASE CLOSED......



:rofl::dance:

[Sea Six]

Oh, I dunno. :bilmem:


It seems to have served its purpose.

[69camfrk]

As long as you were polite and took the dishes out it's ok!:leaving:

[boracayjohnny]

This thread has set a record............




























for the most useless thread ever......




















CASE CLOSED......



:rofl::dance:

Now.....

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/boracayjohnny/funny%201/GiantBlackCock.jpg

[Z06David]

:rofl:

[Bucwheat]

Do ya brush your teeth in that same sink?:leaving:

[DropTheTop]

It's ok, after all - It's all pipes!

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/28468/1278250-costanza_super.jpg

[DAB]

what a pisser of a thread.

you must have missed the crapper thread about a month ago....:ack:

[Sea Six]

As long as you were polite and took the dishes out it's ok!:leaving:

He just rinsed 'em... then took them out. :ack:

[Jeff '79]

good on ya dude.
:cheers:

personally, I best enjoy draining the dragon outside while leaning against a tree...especially in the cool evening air.

just seems to flow more natural...the way God intended. :D

:iagree: That's one of the reasons I moved from a trophy house, to an old farm house on three acres.......Nuttin' like pissin' outside.

[Petew1971]

I like this thread..it has style :cheers:

[6spdC6]

Well caveman! (Think John Wayne voice)

Welcome to the real men’s world. A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.

You have passed the first hurdle, but do not forget you have other places you can mark your territory. A front loader washer is handy and at the right height, a sump pump or pit is available for those other times. **Be sure the level is low you do not want to have it kick on in the middle or you might experience Capital Punishment first hand!***

Do you have front or back porches (always a viable option) Screens in any window that go up easily? Cat boxes are handy also, the cats will be happy to rake it up for you!

Just look around and enjoy (relieve) yourself it’s your ranch and you have the right if you have the:balls:







:D

[DAB]

and if you have 15 acres, with about 10 being woods....well, the options will overwhelm you....let's see, which is the 'tree of the day'? :dance::dance: :hurray::hurray:

[mrvette]

and if you have 15 acres, with about 10 being woods....well, the options will overwhelm you....let's see, which is the 'tree of the day'? :dance::dance: :hurray::hurray:

All the TREES in SF NM, lookes like bushes here in FLORIDA.....

and the grass looks like sagebrush, gotta give you credit for stars at night though.....THOSE are OUTSTANDING!!! reach up and catch a few....

those couple weeks in that region were amazing....


:cheers:

[DukeAllen]

Why be picky? Just sit down, relax, and let it warm your chair.

[DAB]

All the TREES in SF NM, lookes like bushes here in FLORIDA.....

and the grass looks like sagebrush, gotta give you credit for stars at night though.....THOSE are OUTSTANDING!!! reach up and catch a few....

those couple weeks in that region were amazing....


:cheers:

stop by sometime. assuming the well is doing well, the guesthouse is nice and quiet and private. might even buy you a taco. :yesnod::yesnod:

[sxeC6]

and if you have 15 acres, with about 10 being woods....well, the options will overwhelm you....let's see, which is the 'tree of the day'? :dance::dance: :hurray::hurray:



Necessity to pee outside there, the trees need all the moisture they can get. :rofl:


Speaking of watering trees, I just came in from tiring to save some of mine by water, not pee, and realized that it has been almost 2 months of over 100F days. Now I know what our troops in Iraq went thru, besides being shot at and bombed.

[Prosecutor]

Do ya brush your teeth in that same sink?:leaving:

No...this is a basement sink.

[OddBall]

bump

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/20764-chop-picture.html

:D

Meant to do it last night.

[American Made]

Funny, that is a bathroom sink. Never tried that but I do piss in the stainless kitchen sink often. Sometimes my GF is 20 feet away watching t.v. when I do it so I pretend I'm rinsing off dishes so she won't suspect anything. Hmm

[Kuelblaz]

Necessity to pee outside there, the trees need all the moisture they can get. :rofl:


Speaking of watering trees, I just came in from tiring to save some of mine by water, not pee, and realized that it has been almost 2 months of over 100F days. Now I know what our troops in Iraq went thru, besides being shot at and bombed.

They deserve BIG props!! :flag:

[BADRACR1]

good on ya dude.
:cheers:

personally, I best enjoy draining the dragon outside while leaning against a tree...especially in the cool evening air.

just seems to flow more natural...the way God intended. :D

I often tap one while outside feeding the dogs at night. There's one rock that has a little more "golden" look than the rest!:dance:

[vetterdstr]

Best place to go is at the beach.. it flows through the sand faster than you can put it down. :drink3:

[Blademaker]

I peed on a possum off the deck of the cabin once.
Many beers involved.
Didn't have to pee until I saw the possum below, and I figured, what the hell, a little target practice.....

[LATB]

:iagree: That's one of the reasons I moved from a trophy house, to an old farm house on three acres.......Nuttin' like pissin' outside.

that sounds awesome. I have restored a few old farm houses. they can be real cool,

in order for me to live on 3 acres, I'd have to move so far north...i'd basicially be in Alabama.

although some nice property up there in the north county...we are addicted to the salt air down here. We looked as a nice 20 acre piece in Laurel Hill...rolling with about 5 acres clear for a homestead and a small creek...200K...I was ready to pull the trigger, wife said pass. smart gal, I can probably buy the same piece (or similar) for less than 100K today.

so, I'll be building on my little 1/2 acre spot a few hundred feet from the bay.

[DropTheTop]

. . . and the wife loves it!
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/members/dropthetop-albums-photochops-picture1144-sink-remodel.jpg

:dance: