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Jeff '79
08-14-2011, 8:12am
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They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated....:puke:

When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.

In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!"
The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass...."
LATB
08-14-2011, 8:18am
douche + bag = douche bag
khblair
08-14-2011, 8:43am
:lolsmile:
99 pewtercoupe
08-14-2011, 11:19am
:rofl:
Low12s
08-14-2011, 12:25pm
:rofl:
R.Zaragoza
08-14-2011, 12:36pm
:rofl:
snide
08-14-2011, 1:15pm
:rofl: :rofl:
vetterdstr
08-14-2011, 1:58pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
OddBall
08-14-2011, 2:02pm
:lol::lol:
oahuyahoo
08-14-2011, 2:11pm
:rofl::lol:
theriver
08-14-2011, 3:42pm
fricken bone smugglers making big $$ off the kid already
Burnt C6
08-14-2011, 3:51pm
just wait till they put it in it's mouth. the kid will puke for days.
theriver
08-14-2011, 3:57pm
just wait till they put it in it's mouth. the kid will puke for days.

had to read that a coupla times before I got what u meant. There is a double entendre in there.
Prosecutor
08-14-2011, 3:58pm
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They had their sperm mixed together ....:puke:

."

How did they do that...gargling?

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/255/PreviewComp/SuperStock_255-27686.jpg
GS Ragtop
08-14-2011, 5:15pm
Seeing Elton in concert in a few weeks. I'll report back if I see Queer Jr.
lspencer534
08-14-2011, 5:17pm
How did they do that...gargling?

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/255/PreviewComp/SuperStock_255-27686.jpg

:rofl:
JRD77VET
08-14-2011, 5:18pm
They had their sperm mixed together


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/gif/tmi.jpg
LATB
08-14-2011, 5:21pm
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They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated....:puke:



if this is true...it's scientifically stupid
Jeff '79
08-14-2011, 5:29pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v78/JRD77VET/gif/tmi.jpg

:iagree: ...The visual made me wanna hurl.....:yesnod:
ZipZap
08-14-2011, 5:36pm
if this is true...it's scientifically stupid

Just giving the boys a fighting chance. I wonder if they'll do a DNA test, or just keep it a mystery.
CertInsaneC5
08-14-2011, 5:40pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
CBonsall
08-14-2011, 8:04pm
if this is true...it's scientifically stupid

:iagree: not that i can prove this but....
themonk
08-15-2011, 12:27am
I like Elton's music.
Sea Six
08-15-2011, 7:00am
I like Elton's music.

Me, too.
LATB
08-15-2011, 8:14am
I like Elton's music.

especially the old stuff :yesnod: