Wal-Mart Wood

[boracayjohnny]

Man arrested for obscenities | The News Star | thenewsstar.com (http://www.thenewsstar.com/article/20110812/NEWS01/108120323/Man-arrested-obscenities?odyssey=mod|mostview)

A man driving around in the West Monroe Walmart parking lot was arrested on obscenity charges, accused of exposing himself while behind the wheel.

Travis Brent Keen, 28, of 155 Brandin Road, was arrested Tuesday by West Monroe police after responding to an obscenity complaint.

According to the arrest affidavit, a witness told police he saw a male in a white Ford Taurus exposing himself while driving around the parking lot, stopping and looking at women.

An officer discovered the vehicle still in the parking lot, and he made contact with Keen.

The officer reported Keen said he had exposed himself because he gets aroused when he goes to Walmart.

Keen was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. He is free on $5,000 bond.

[Burnt C6]

damn he must have some really bad fettishes if the people from Wal-Mart get him off

[mrvette]

It's bullshit, NO GUY is that messed up except

our Joebuck......:lol::lol::cheers:

[DukeAllen]

In the 90s I dated a woman that worked at wally mart. She often talked about a regular that sat on a bench in the front of the store and pulled his pud.
Said it was a senile old man.
That will be my excuse in 30 years.:yesnod:

[MEC5LADY]

I guess the guy was pretty hard up...:leaving:

[snide]

According to the arrest affidavit, a witness told police he saw a male in a white Ford Taurus exposing himself while driving around the parking lot, stopping and looking at women.

The officer reported Keen said he had exposed himself because he gets aroused when he goes to Walmart.


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[oahuyahoo]

Be careful what you pray for, my SO works with dementia and Alzheimer's patients and that's what they do. I have to help her restrain some of them they are so intent on doing the deed.
In the 90s I dated a woman that worked at wally mart. She often talked about a regular that sat on a bench in the front of the store and pulled his pud.
Said it was a senile old man.
That will be my excuse in 30 years.:yesnod:

[oahuyahoo]

I guess the guy was pretty hard up...:leaving:

No his erection set broke and he had nothing better to do.

[Bill]

Be careful what you pray for, my SO works with dementia and Alzheimer's patients and that's what they do. I have to help her restrain some of them they are so intent on doing the deed.

At that point, what else would they have to live for? I plan on driving my Vette into a bridge if/when I start in with the Alzheimers. The trick will be to off myself before I am to out of it to understand that I am out of it.