snide
08-11-2011, 4:37pm
· Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie.
· He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?"
· The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friend’s house!"
· "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
· Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!
· Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!!!
· He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?"
· The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friend’s house!"
· "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
· Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!
· Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!!!