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VatorMan
08-10-2011, 6:04am
Online push for Bert, Ernie to have gay wedding on 'Sesame Street' (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2011/08/09/2011-08-09_online_push_for_bert_ernie_to_have_gay_wedding_on_sesame_street.html)


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This idea isn't going to make a big splash with Rubber Duckie.

An online campaign to pressure the producers of "Sesame Street" into having lovable roommates Bert and Ernie get married is gathering steam.

Getting hitched would change things for Ernie, who has long sang about how his bath toy, Rubber Duckie, "was the one."

More than 700 people have signed on to the petition, posted at change.org.

"We are not asking that Sesame Street do anything crude or disrespectful," reads the petition for the muppet merger. "It can be done in a tasteful way. Let us teach tolerance of those that are different."

A debate over the sexuality of Sesame Street's most famous duo has dogged the show since Bert and Ernie first appeared in 1969. The puppet pair sleep next to each other and bicker almost as much as a married couple.

But the producers of Sesame Street say Bert and Ernie's relationship is purely platonic.

"Bert and Ernie are best friends," the non-profit Sesame Workshop said in a statement. "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves.

"Even though the Sesame Street Muppets ... possess many human traits and characteristics, they have no sexual orientation."



Read more: Online push for Bert, Ernie to have gay wedding on 'Sesame Street' (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2011/08/09/2011-08-09_online_push_for_bert_ernie_to_have_gay_wedding_on_sesame_street.html#ixzz1UcgPYnvJ)

Hoog
08-10-2011, 6:09am
Ernie is obviously the catcher.

G8rDMD
08-10-2011, 6:39am
GMAFB :slap:

Why not have a remake of the odd couple but have Felix and Oscar get married? Absolute nonsense--Big Bird and Snuff-a-howeveryouspellhisname are clearly the gay ones on the Street...

RedLS1GTO
08-10-2011, 6:48am
Surprised it took this long. :rolleyes:

snide
08-10-2011, 6:52am
Stupidest thing I've read today.

DropTheTop
08-10-2011, 6:53am
"Bert and Ernie are best friends," the non-profit Sesame Workshop said in a statement. "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves."

'Nuff said

Superstreet
08-10-2011, 6:57am
From the poll:

"Yes, it's a great way to teach young viewers a valuable lesson."


Seriously? Tired of this crap and PC crap! :beat:

kylebuck
08-10-2011, 6:59am
i like how 83 percent dont agree with it

Scissors
08-10-2011, 7:10am
Like all online petitions, it's a waste of time. Anyone participating is an idiot.

Of course, anyone who thinks that Sesame Street would actually do this is also an idiot.

G8rDMD
08-10-2011, 7:51am
Like all online petitions, it's a waste of time. Anyone participating is an idiot.

Of course, anyone who thinks that Sesame Street would actually do this is also an idiot.

:lol: Sesame Street will never do it, can you imagine the backlash from all the conservative parents :rofl::rofl::rofl:

It'd be more interesting to see Katy Perry and Elmo hook up anyway--imagine those babies...her looks with red hair :leaving:

jaxgator
08-10-2011, 8:51am
Oh good grief! :rolleyes:

Bill
08-10-2011, 9:01am
I'm guessing the Teletubbies would be getting invites to the nuptials?

....probably the Smurfs, too. All those men and only one girl? Yeah, I bet they understand.

Chris Fowler
08-10-2011, 9:22am
Stupidest thing I've read today.
it's early...

Meeko87
08-10-2011, 9:25am
"Bert and Ernie are best friends," the non-profit Sesame Workshop said in a statement. "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves."

What lesson where they teaching with oscar the grouch? Living in garbage cans and eating trash is ok? :rofl:

Cybercowboy
08-10-2011, 9:33am
What lesson where they teaching with oscar the grouch? Living in garbage cans and eating trash is ok? :rofl:

Although Oscar isn't actually gay, he will occasionally give a back-alley BJ to buy some hooch...

Meeko87
08-10-2011, 9:34am
Although Oscar isn't actually gay, he will occasionally give a back-alley BJ to buy some hooch...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Bill
08-10-2011, 10:30am
Although Oscar isn't actually gay, he will occasionally give a back-alley BJ to buy some hooch...

Potential second career jobs CyberCowboy should NOT consider:

1) writer for Sesame Street

2) see above







:rofl:

ApexOversteer
08-10-2011, 4:05pm
Although Oscar isn't actually gay, he will occasionally give a back-alley BJ to buy some hooch...

It's only gay if you like it.

99 pewtercoupe
08-10-2011, 4:17pm
:It'd be more interesting to see Katy Perry and Elmo hook up anyway--imagine those babies...her looks with red hair :leaving:

:yesnod::Sexy:

TexasBulldog
08-10-2011, 4:39pm
It's only gay if you like it.

ive always been under the impression "its only gay if you smile".... Ooops :leaving: :rofl:

im so sick of these idiots trying to change the world with their bullshit ideas. Keep it in your own home