Couple hypotheticals

[carlton_fritz]

For the married guys or those that have been in intimate relationships. Has the wife or GF gone to bed mad at you and refused to have sex? If so, did you ever stare at her while she is sleeping and masturbated? Did she catch you? Was she mad?



For the women, would you get mad or embarrassed or happy if you woke up one night and caught your BF or husband spanking it while staring at you?

:waiting:




:leaving:

[Rotorhead]

She was only mad because she had one eye glued shut.

[carlton_fritz]

:rofl:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Has the wife or GF gone to bed mad at you and refused to have sex?
No. If we are having an argument, or one of us is pissed? Sex is the LAST thing on my mind. And as for "Make up sex?" Never understood that one.

did you ever stare at her while she is sleeping and masturbated?
:lol::lol: Ummm, no. Holy hell thats a fukin' funny question. :rofl::rofl:

[carlton_fritz]

No. If we are having an argument, or one of us is pissed? Sex is the LAST thing on my mind. And as for "Make up sex?" Never understood that one.


:lol::lol: Ummm, no. Holy hell thats a fukin' funny question. :rofl::rofl:
I just saw the last bit of 2.5 Men where Chelsea was mad at Charlie and he was wondering about sex. She said she wouldn't even rub up against him during the night. Got me thinking what would she do if he walked to her side of the bed and started wanking it while staring at her? Would she like it or get mad at him? Might be a way to change her mind.:leaving:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I just saw the last bit of 2.5 Men where Chelsea was mad at Charlie and he was wondering about sex. She said she wouldn't even rub up against him during the night. Got me thinking what would she do if he walked to her side of the bed and started wanking it while staring at her? Would she like it or get mad at him? Might be a way to change her mind.:leaving:
I suppose it's one thing if you just jacked to make a point. But if you off on her, it's gonna end badly.

[carlton_fritz]

I suppose it's one thing if you just jacked to make a point. But if you off on her, it's gonna end badly.
:lol: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking that far ahead. :rofl:

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[Rotorhead]

I suppose it's one thing if you just jacked to make a point. But if you off on her, it's gonna end badly.

Here's to honor!

Here's to gettin' on her,
stayin' on her,
and not geting off till' you get off on her.

[carlton_fritz]

:waiting: for the wimmenz.

[HeatherO]

my standard response for that "situation" is
"just be kind enough to cover me up when you're done" :cheers:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

"just be kind enough to cover me up when you're done"
Or just "Cover me" :D

[carlton_fritz]

my standard response for that "situation" is
"just be kind enough to cover me up when you're done" :cheers:
So you wouldn't be upset if you woke up and saw that?:hurray:

[HeatherO]

Or just "Cover me" :D

yes, that too. I always take a shower when I wake up :cheers:

[kingpin]

my standard response for that "situation" is
"just be kind enough to cover me up when you're done" :cheers:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
It's happened has it?

[NEVRL8T]

Damn, you are one sick and twisted individual. You been peeking? :leaving:

[carlton_fritz]

Damn, you are one sick and twisted individual. You been peeking? :leaving:
To whom are you speaking? :confused5: People do tell me "you just ain't right".:leaving:

[NB2K]

She's never turned me down, mad or not.

[NEVRL8T]

To whom are you speaking? :confused5: People do tell me "you just ain't right".:leaving:

Oh, I am talking about you. :lol:

[Allan]

Here's to honor!

Here's to gettin' on her,
stayin' on her,
and not geting off till' you get off on her.

She offered her honor,
He honored her offer,
All night long, it was on her and off her.

[MEC5LADY]

And the problem is?:waiting:

[LATB]

For the married guys or those that have been in intimate relationships. Has the wife or GF gone to bed mad at you and refused to have sex? If so, did you ever stare at her while she is sleeping and masturbated? Did she catch you? Was she mad?



For the women, would you get mad or embarrassed or happy if you woke up one night and caught your BF or husband spanking it while staring at you?

:waiting:




:leaving:

this one is easy

never go to bed angry...keep the disagreements short and sweet

and...

happy wife = happy life :yesnod:

[MEC5LADY]

this one is easy

never go to bed angry...keep the disagreements short and sweet

and...

happy wife = happy life :yesnod:

What a bunch of crap I guess you also say "My wife completes me" like you aren't a complete person and the all time favorit "Love means never having to say you're sorry". Please excuse me while I go throw up.

[LATB]

What a bunch of crap I guess you also say "My wife completes me" like you aren't a complete person and the all time favorit "Love means never having to say you're sorry". Please excuse me while I go throw up.

nope

never said or felt those.

what I posted has been our MO for 25 years...and it works for us.

it's not intended to be a cheesy phrase...if it is a cliche'...so be it.

sorry if it offends you.

[MEC5LADY]

nope

never said or felt those.

what I posted has been our MO for 25 years...and it works for us.

it's not intended to be a cheesy phrase...if it is a cliche'...so be it.

sorry if it offends you.

Doesn't offend me at all if it works for you that's all that matters.

[LATB]

Doesn't offend me at all if it works for you that's all that matters.

thank you

and it's not "a bunch of crap" and sorry it made you throw up.

[Uri]

........... If so, did you ever stare at her while she is sleeping and masturbated? Did she catch you? Was she mad?

You are a big ****up aren't you..........:rofl:

[carlton_fritz]

........... If so, did you ever stare at her while she is sleeping and masturbated? Did she catch you? Was she mad?

You are a big ****up aren't you..........:rofl:
RIF.

I just saw the last bit of 2.5 Men where Chelsea was mad at Charlie and he was wondering about sex. She said she wouldn't even rub up against him during the night. Got me thinking what would she do if he walked to her side of the bed and started wanking it while staring at her? Would she like it or get mad at him? Might be a way to change her mind.

[ft laud mike]

For the married guys or those that have been in intimate relationships. Has the wife or GF gone to bed mad at you and refused to have sex? If so, did you ever stare at her while she is sleeping and masturbated? Did she catch you? Was she mad?



For the women, would you get mad or embarrassed or happy if you woke up one night and caught your BF or husband spanking it while staring at you?

:waiting:




:leaving:

No, if the wife is mad I just go over to my girlfriend's house
:cheers:

[Scissors]

Withholding sex as punishment is a huge no-no on the level of cheating.

Besides, few things are as good as make-up sex. :D