Understanding Women

[Flatbush Harry]

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Now all you heathens pay attention cuz I'm only gonna go through this the one time.

aryrH

[BuckyThreadkiller]

I think he forgot to carry a one on the far right side near the middle. :D

No, that's his lunch order.

[Superstreet]

I think he forgot to carry a one on the far right side near the middle. :D

And that's only one mood. Where are the other "billboards" for those?

[dwjz06]

And that's only one mood. Where are the other "billboards" for those?:D:lol::cheers:

[Flatbush Harry]

And that's only one mood. Where are the other "billboards" for those?

Moods? I have an Irish wife and a half-Irish daughter. What are moods? I've never experienced those.

:slap:

yrHra, limping

[onedef92]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Stupid%20Stuff/Difference-between-men-and-women.jpg

[Datawiz]

Are the other 3 boards behind this one? Cuz that certainly is not a complete set of instructions.

[MEC5LADY]

And your point is?:waiting:

[Flatbush Harry]

And your point is?:waiting:

Women are more complex, and certainly, in my wife and daughter's opinions, more highly evolved than men. My daughter, being the doctor, pointed out that the Genito-Urinary system of men featured a cloaca while the female plumbing was more advanced from an evolutionary perspective. Then, she said something about "pissing up a rope" which I did not fully understand.

:confused5:

aryrH

[Flatbush Harry]

Perhaps she was pissed off. :D

May have been something related to "moods"...apparently redheads have them.

:)

Hyarr

[xXBUDXx]

Are the other 3 boards behind this one? Cuz that certainly is not a complete set of instructions.

This is merely the table of contents.

[onedef92]

Then, she said something about "pissing up a rope" which I did not fully understand.

I think she's talking about that stream of ejaculate matter that's emitted from the penis during urination following sexual climax. At least, that's what I've always called it. :leaving: :lol:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

Women are more complex, and certainly, in my wife and daughter's opinions, more highly evolved than men. My daughter, being the doctor, pointed out that the Genito-Urinary system of men featured a cloaca while the female plumbing was more advanced from an evolutionary perspective. Then, she said something about "pissing up a rope" which I did not fully understand.

:confused5:

aryrH

Ask the good doctor why it is that a man can run as hard as he can from First base to Second, dive onto his belly, sliding the final 15 feet, mostly on his external genitalia, covered only in cloth, get up dust himself off and be good to go.

Whereas a woman with her more highly advanced system can walk down a hall and sneeze, and require an expensive trip to an OB/GYN.

[DAB]

i think you dropped a conversion factor of 12..... and you reversed a +/- sign...
:rofl::rofl:

[LATB]

Moods? I have an Irish wife and a half-Irish daughter. What are moods? I've never experienced those.

:slap:

yrHra, limping

May have been something related to "moods"...apparently redheads have them.

:)

Hyarr

I love that your wife & family have Irish blood...kinda makes us family. :yesnod:

Larry, er...I mean לארי :cheers:

[American Made]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/flatbush_harry/UnderstandingWomen.jpg

Now all you heathens pay attention cuz I'm only gonna go through this the one time.

aryrH

Wow! even PHD's need a good ladder. :lol:

[oahuyahoo]

And one must not forget to mention, a little out of the subject area but these can also result in a trip to Victoria's Secret to replace the bra.
Whereas a woman with her more highly advanced system can walk down a hall and sneeze, and require an expensive trip to an OB/GYN.

[khblair]

Ask the good doctor why it is that a man can run as hard as he can from First base to Second, dive onto his belly, sliding the final 15 feet, mostly on his external genitalia, covered only in cloth, get up dust himself off and be good to go.

Whereas a woman with her more highly advanced system can walk down a hall and sneeze, and require an expensive trip to an OB/GYN.

try pushing out a baby and u'll understand more :lol:

[Firevette]

Understanding Women

Not possible.

/thread


:leaving:

[kingpin]

Moods...the easy way out! :leaving:

[MrPeabody]

Women are more complex, and certainly, in my wife and daughter's opinions, more highly evolved than men. My daughter, being the doctor, pointed out that the Genito-Urinary system of men featured a cloaca while the female plumbing was more advanced from an evolutionary perspective. Then, she said something about "pissing up a rope" which I did not fully understand.

:confused5:

aryrH

And yet they still cannot write their name in the snow.

[Allan]

And yet they still cannot write their name in the snow.


:rofl:

[Barn Babe]

I'm glad somebody understands them because I sure as heck don't, nor do I care to. :rolleyes:

[Yamma]

I'm glad somebody understands them because I sure as heck don't, nor do I care to. :rolleyes:

ditto.

[73sbVert]

Did you hear about the guy that finally figured women out?




He died laughing before he could tell anybody!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Truck Guy]

:lol: Ain't that the truth!

Here is the equation for understanding guys... 1+1=2 :D

[Barn Babe]

try pushing out a baby and u'll understand more :lol:

BTDT X3 and it brought me no closer to said understanding.

[joecaver]

I think I took that class.

[wwomanC6]

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[Kuelblaz]

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i359/dixonwl/Caterday/a090a930.jpg

:iagree: How true! ... Never see the problem, that is ...

Men = Black and White

Women =

http://s1097.photobucket.com/albums/g342/kuelblaz/Misc%20Stuff/ColorPalette.jpg


:angel:

[Aflac]

I think he forgot to carry a one on the far right side near the middle. :D



possibly, but it's already outdated. She already changed her mind 50 times since he wrote that out.

[neece]

Women are nutty....always fluctuating hormones contribute to this burden of our design.lol Exercise helps a lot to keep a somewhat even keel. Many women also suffer from low self-worth, not accepting themselves creates unnecessay grief as well. Just when you think you've got one figured out, your goose is cooked. But what would you do without us, not get born I suppose.:D

:seeya:

[Gina]

Women are nutty....always fluctuating hormones contribute to this burden of our design.lol Exercise helps a lot to keep a somewhat even keel. Many women also suffer from low self-worth, not accepting themselves creates unnecessay grief as well. Just when you think you've got one figured out, your goose is cooked. But what would you do without us, not get born I suppose.:D

:seeya:

Or laid, then they'd be just as moody.:rofl:

[boracayjohnny]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/flatbush_harry/UnderstandingWomen.jpg
aryrH

Flashbacks......

Econ and Finance

Gaahhhhh


The wimmens stuff? Meh, my wife hasn't killed me.....yet. :D

[neece]

Or laid, then they'd be just as moody.:rofl:

:lol: You mean to tell me they have moods too?:D:hurray:

[73sbVert]

:lol: You mean to tell me they have moods too?:D:hurray:

A previous g/f of mine was fond of saying:

"Men have 2 moods: Hungry and Horny. If he doesn't have a hard on, give him a sandwich! You'll have him forever!"

:leaving:

[LATB]

A previous g/f of mine was fond of saying:

"Men have 2 moods: Hungry and Horny. If he doesn't have a hard on, give him a sandwich! You'll have him forever!"

:leaving:

It's kept me onthe porch for 22 years and counting :D

[Gina]

:lol: You mean to tell me they have moods too?:D:hurray:

A previous g/f of mine was fond of saying:

"Men have 2 moods: Hungry and Horny. If he doesn't have a hard on, give him a sandwich! You'll have him forever!"

:leaving:

Asked and answered.:rofl: