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xXBUDXx

07-25-2011, 9:40pm

I have the answer for the Joey to sex ratio.

Large quarantines of Weed. (that will make him focus)

Large quantities of cocaine. (this will fuel dis desire)

A big pile of Viagra. (this will make him strong like yak)

Dress Joey in a pair of footed pajamas with Velcro seams.

Mix all the ingredients together in a small room and allow 10 minutes for everything to react in order.

Drag Bionic Wonder Stud down to the local women's prison and stake him off on a chain at the "RELEASE" door. On a good weekend, if we can keep him alive, we have a process to that will get Joey laid, and laid a lot!!

This will in return some positive Chi into the world.

Lets get to work. Someone has to build the pajamas.

NeedSpeed

07-25-2011, 9:59pm

http://www.shoeboxblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/invisible1.jpg

DAB

07-25-2011, 10:50pm

Think rep. Wu will part with his outfit?

Ol Timer

07-25-2011, 10:52pm

Have you field tested this strategy???

DAB

07-25-2011, 10:54pm

Have you field tested this strategy???

Joey = test mule 1.

xXBUDXx

07-25-2011, 10:57pm

Have you field tested this strategy???

This time and next time will be twice.

themonk

07-25-2011, 11:00pm

If you people spent the same amount of energy into trying to solve your country's debt crisis as you do in trying to get JB laid you might not default on your loans.

Milton Fox

07-25-2011, 11:24pm

We have our priorities.

Is flannel Hello Kitty material suitable for the footed PJs?

kylebuck

07-26-2011, 12:14am

:lurk:

GEODON

07-26-2011, 3:54am

JB write down these 4 questions on a piece of paper and remember them. This is all you need to ask to carry a 4 hour conversation with women whether it be at the bar, phone or text.

noway then what happened?

Wow then what?

That's so crazy then what happened?

Are you serious?

Because truth is dude even if she said she got a red light on her way to work women still like to be all dramatic about shit. You don't even need to care what the fu*k she's talking about. To them you will be that nice guy who listens and understands where their coming from.

xXBUDXx

07-26-2011, 2:34pm

We have our priorities.

Is flannel Hello Kitty material suitable for the footed PJs?

Absoloutely. :cheers:

SubZero

07-26-2011, 3:17pm

he needs to get a video camera and post an ad on craigslist for pornography try-outs.

xXBUDXx

07-26-2011, 3:55pm

he needs to get a video camera and post an ad on craigslist for pornography try-outs.

Hell, I may try that, myself. :leaving:

Kerrmudgeon

07-26-2011, 4:06pm

Speaking of cocaine, you sniffers be careful out there, in the news they reported a good percentage of the stuff is now carrying a strain of c-dificile(sp)virus, that causes flesh-eating disease! Imagine that, your head starts to cave in from the nasal passages out.......gross!:ack:

themonk

07-26-2011, 4:08pm

We have a 500+ "experts" working on that issue. :leaving:

It took me about a year and a half but I've found a solution to your guy's problem. The good news is that's it's fool proof, guaranteed to work, the bad news is that it's going to cost you a couple hundred million for it.

NeedSpeed

07-26-2011, 4:17pm