Re-entering the dating market. [Archive]

CP

07-25-2011, 5:02pm

Hey, if any of you guys are thinking of re-entering the dating market, here is a handy place to find girls that might find you attractive:

Florida Mug Shots Search (http://florida.arrests.org/search.php?fname=&lname=&minage=35&maxage=45&sex=F&startdate=&enddate=&county=&Search=Search)

They have actual age, height, weight, and pictures!

TabuIsMe

07-25-2011, 5:04pm

Bad experience with pof huh :lol:

VatorMan

07-25-2011, 5:05pm

She's not bad. Just a DUI too. Get her drunk and you know she'll put out.

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000161398.jpg

LATB

07-25-2011, 5:13pm

a couple of them would clean up and be OK

like a rescue puppy :D

NeedSpeed

07-25-2011, 5:19pm

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Palmbeach/2011/2011033338.jpg

Not too bad, but I don't think she'll love you long time. :D

navyndi2

07-25-2011, 5:19pm

a couple of them would clean up and be OK

like a rescue puppy :D

And all puppis like a little bone....:leaving:

Will

07-25-2011, 5:35pm

Hey, if any of you guys are thinking of re-entering the dating market, here is a handy place to find girls that might find you attractive:

Florida Mug Shots Search (http://florida.arrests.org/search.php?fname=&lname=&minage=35&maxage=45&sex=F&startdate=&enddate=&county=&Search=Search)

They have actual age, height, weight, and pictures!

Let me fix that link for you:

Florida Mug Shots Search (http://florida.arrests.org/search.php?fname=&lname=&minage=18&maxage=29&sex=F&startdate=&enddate=&county=&Search=Search)

:cheers:

35 to 45 years old? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Changed it to 18-29.

lspencer534

07-25-2011, 5:49pm

Here's the ultimate jailbird (the one on the right):

http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/irby.jpg

She began an 18 year sentence last year for neigligent homicide. She was driving her Benz with her husband as a passener inside the car; they were drunk and hit a truck at 100 mph containing 2 doctors. She's hot and has millions of dollars. Also, as I understand it, she's part nympho.

Rob

07-25-2011, 5:50pm

I like the fact that some of the mug shots have tags...

Mug Shots of WTF (http://florida.arrests.org/tagged.php?flag=WTF)

:hurray:

Rob

07-25-2011, 5:50pm

found one

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Marion/2011/1100005283.jpg

:rofl:

Rob

07-25-2011, 5:52pm

and this one says that she is great with kids

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pinellas/1453694.jpg

LATB

07-25-2011, 5:57pm

and this one says that she is great with kids

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pinellas/1453694.jpg

:rofl::rofl:

ZipZap

07-25-2011, 6:05pm

The names are killing me:rofl:

On a single page:

Quasheka
Sharkyria
Sanmeshia

Looking for a Vaginosia:leaving:

yell01

07-25-2011, 6:06pm

found one

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Marion/2011/1100005283.jpg

:rofl:

They arrested a real zombie!!!

NeedSpeed

07-25-2011, 6:09pm

Midget? :lol:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Brevard/11_07_24_287564.jpg

lspencer534

07-25-2011, 6:10pm

The names are killing me:rofl:

On a single page:

Quasheka
Sharkyria
Sanmeshia

Looking for a Vaginosia:leaving:

I'm not making this up: A friend of mine has a housekeeper named Vaginetta.

Datawiz

07-25-2011, 7:36pm

Midget? :lol:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Brevard/11_07_24_287564.jpg

Midgetischa. ;)

NB2K

07-25-2011, 8:01pm

Here's the ultimate jailbird (the one on the right):

http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/irby.jpg

She began an 18 year sentence last year for neigligent homicide. She was driving her Benz with her husband as a passener inside the car; they were drunk and hit a truck at 100 mph containing 2 doctors. She's hot and has millions of dollars. Also, as I understand it, she's part nympho.

I hope she's in jail for 100 years.

Betcha it warn't no first offense...

Uncle Pervey

07-25-2011, 8:07pm

Here's the ultimate jailbird (the one on the right):

http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/lspencer534/irby.jpg

She began an 18 year sentence last year for neigligent homicide. She was driving her Benz with her husband as a passener inside the car; they were drunk and hit a truck at 100 mph containing 2 doctors. She's hot and has millions of dollars. Also, as I understand it, she's part nympho.

Shit I'm in love!!! Did her husband die? Does Florida allow for monthly conjugal visits??? :rofl:

OddBall

07-25-2011, 8:21pm

Lot of those gals look 30 years older than their age.

Uncle Pervey

07-25-2011, 8:32pm

This one is in jail for Domestic Violence... looks like she received a fair amount of Domestic Violence herself! :yesnod:

http://florida.arrests.org/mugs/Pasco/000161354.jpg

lspencer534

07-25-2011, 8:33pm

Shit I'm in love!!! Did her husband die? Does Florida allow for monthly conjugal visits??? :rofl:

No, her husband is still around, although he' filed for a divorce. He's the heir to Irby Electric Co.; he has DUI's and now a cyber stalking charge. She's quite beautiful in person; the photo I posted showed the strain on her. I (and she) are in Mississippi, and congugal visits are allowed for women. There are 12,000 people in front of you..including me.

Uncle Pervey

07-25-2011, 8:37pm

Well if she's a nympho, 12,001 oughta be just about the right amount for a couple of weeks, shouldn't it? :rofl: