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Olustee bus
07-24-2011, 1:16pm
lame jokes about the south. How bout y'all!:kick:
DukeAllen
07-24-2011, 1:51pm
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/Vampire_Hunter_N/South.jpg
And that's all I have to say about that.
Skia
07-24-2011, 1:59pm
Not bothering me. 90% of them are spot on for the regions. :yesnod:
Low12s
07-24-2011, 2:00pm
They were jokes?
Blue 92
07-24-2011, 2:07pm
lame jokes about the south. How bout y'all!:kick:

:iagree:

Louisiana:

Boudreaux decided to go play a game of golf with his good friends Thibodeaux and Guidry one morning. He promised Clotile that he would be home in time for lunch.

Well, lunchtime came and went, and no Boudreaux.

Mid afternoon came and went, still no Boudreaux.

Suppertime passed, and Boudreaux finally shows up about an hour later. Clotile is, of course, just a little bit mad.

"Boudreaux, where have you been ? You say you gonna be home by lunch, and here it is dark time, and you jus now gettin' home !"

Boudreaux says, "Clotile, don' get on my case. My good fren, Guidry, died on de golf course dis morning."

Clotile says, "Oh, Boudreaux, I'm so sorry. I can understan' now; makin' funeral arrangements for your fren, and all. I understan' why you late."

Boudreaux says, "Funeral arrangements. What funeral arrangements? It was 'Hit de ball, drag Guidry. Hit de ball, drag Guidry. It took me and Thibodeaux all day to finish the game!"

:rofl:
Sea Six
07-24-2011, 4:33pm
:iagree:

Louisiana:

Boudreaux decided to go play a game of golf with his good friends Thibodeaux and Guidry one morning. He promised Clotile that he would be home in time for lunch.
<SNIP>
:rofl:

Apparently, you and NCC shop for humor at the same sites.

:banghead:
Bill
07-24-2011, 4:35pm
Apparently, you and NCC shop for humor at the same sites.

:banghead:

Church rummage sale?

Flea market?

Goodwill?

Curbside on heavy trash day?

Yeah, probably the last one.....



Edit:

Obligatory Lynyrd Skynryd lyric: "Southern man don't need him around, anymore...."

:dance:
OddBall
07-24-2011, 4:43pm
well, you know; if it makes him feel better....
G8rDMD
07-24-2011, 4:44pm
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/Vampire_Hunter_N/South.jpg
And that's all I have to say about that.

The next Civil War won't be between North and South but rather between the Working Class and the Entitlement Class :yesnod:

But as for the original topic...yeah, I vomited bad jokes earlier this afternoon :rofl:
Omega Man
07-24-2011, 5:06pm
That shit is not funny. I don't really GAF, but I did not see any humor in them.
78SA
07-24-2011, 5:07pm
I missed the one about S. Carolina.
NB2K
07-24-2011, 5:17pm
I missed the one about S. Carolina.

It's an irrelevant state. Kinda like the Canada of states.

Props to the USC baseball team, though.
78SA
07-24-2011, 5:18pm
It's an irrelevant state. Kinda like the Canada of states.

Props to the USC baseball team, though.

:lol:
LATB
07-24-2011, 5:22pm
Obligatory Lynyrd Skynryd lyric: "Southern man don't need him around, anymore...."

:dance:

It's "anyhow" :yesnod:
NCC-1701
07-24-2011, 6:04pm
Yea some have been pretty lame lately but I had to mess with the South today plus I had to see what state prompted more responses...:D

I can't stand myself at times too...:slap: