The Bass Boat... (joke)

[Uncle Pervey]

A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it.
His brother came over to visit several days later.. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid and if I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

:D

[LATB]

kinda lame uncle

[73sbVert]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[PLRX]

didnt even smile

[Wathen1955]

Better?

An Old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

"Nah," says the little old Jewish man... "Costs too much!"

[jaxgator]

Meh.

Better?

:yesnod: Much. :lol:

[NCC-1701]

A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it.
His brother came over to visit several days later.. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What the hell does it look like I'm a doing."
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid and if I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

:D

DUPE I posted that on C/F...a year ago...:D