Log in

View Full Version : Mother of all Jihadist Jokes...


Norm
07-19-2011, 6:27pm
This is so tasteless, it cries out to be shared!


Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''

''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.

"Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.

''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''

''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''

''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.

''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.

''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...''

''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .


"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

C5Nate
07-19-2011, 6:30pm
I guffawed.

Skia
07-19-2011, 6:32pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I just got smacked by Martha when I read her this joke. :rofl:

NeedSpeed
07-19-2011, 6:33pm
:rofl:

xXBUDXx
07-19-2011, 7:08pm
I had to share that one. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Datawiz
07-19-2011, 7:37pm
:lol:

G8rDMD
07-19-2011, 7:38pm
Well...it wasn't a complete bomb.

HeatherO
07-19-2011, 7:41pm
:lol::lol::lol:

Sea Six
07-19-2011, 8:24pm
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I just got smacked by Martha when I read her this joke. :rofl:

She must have a short fuze.

LATB
07-19-2011, 10:18pm
I had to share that one. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

:yesnod:

this one's got legs

:rofl:

Chris Fowler
07-19-2011, 10:30pm
Oldie but goodie. :rofl:

Low12s
07-19-2011, 10:45pm
You seriously have not heard this before?