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SnikPlosskin
07-18-2011, 10:24pm
I'm serious. I'm a flim maker and want to tell the stories of the folks On here. Like cybercowby, barnbabe scissors , Joebuck, Liz, Bucky threadkiller, gene. Wadkota,Etc. I would travel to your location with a small crew to get to know your life off-line.then edit, and post here.

Anybody in?

The theme will be how virtual friendships are just asstrong as real ones.

Post up is you wou considerma starring role.

DAB
07-18-2011, 10:27pm
My story does not translate well to the silver screen.

I was born a poor white boy. And now I'm not so poor. :yesnod:

Fastguy
07-18-2011, 10:30pm
Desperate for material? :lol:

NEED-A-VETTE
07-18-2011, 10:32pm
I'm serious. I'm a flim maker and want to tell the stories of the folks On here. Like cybercowby, barnbabe scissors , Joebuck, Liz, Bucky threadkiller, gene. Wadkota,Etc. I would travel to your location with a small crew to get to know your life off-line.then edit, and post here.

Anybody in?

The theme will be how virtual friendships are just asstrong as real ones.

Post up is you wou considerma starring role.

I this just an attempt to allow you to stalk people? :skep:
























PM on the way. :leaving:

ZipZap
07-18-2011, 11:03pm
As long as I can keep my anonymity and continue to be an inter web nut swinger, I'm down:D

Kevin_73
07-18-2011, 11:05pm
:nono: I work behind the camera, not in front of it.

kylebuck
07-18-2011, 11:07pm
Im cool with it.

Uncle Pervey
07-18-2011, 11:07pm
I was born a poor black woman in an inner city ghetto... no wait a second that was Scissors..never mind, I have no story other than being a bitter old mang that hates pretty much everybody! :yesnod:




:lol:

Gozar
07-18-2011, 11:17pm
I am boring and uninteresting.

ZipZap
07-18-2011, 11:25pm
I am boring and uninteresting.

Maybe you can have an entry in the VBOT recipe book when it comes out:D

kylebuck
07-18-2011, 11:34pm
i mean i would enjoy doing the deal.. im fairly interesting.

Petew1971
07-18-2011, 11:44pm
So you wanna watch me drink beer and pork my chick? order some porn weirdo

kylebuck
07-18-2011, 11:53pm
So you wanna watch me drink beer and pork my chick? order some porn weirdo

id watch it :leaving:

BuckyThreadkiller
07-19-2011, 12:03am
:nono: I work behind the camera, not in front of it.
:iagree:

I'm with the grip on this one.
Maybe a documentary on the Barn Raising would be a more interesting production. The majority of my life is spent in front of a computer or a steering wheel. Its as boring as white toast.

FRISKY
07-19-2011, 12:16am
Will this movie have Corvettes in it?

Aflac
07-19-2011, 6:18am
my life would be like a bad episode of Springer... complete with volumes of divorce papers

Datawiz
07-19-2011, 6:19am
:nono: I work behind the camera, not in front of it.

As well you should. :rofl:

Aflac
07-19-2011, 6:25am
As well you should. :rofl:


and you have a face made for radio... :rofl:

Datawiz
07-19-2011, 6:31am
and you have a face made for radio... :rofl:

Yep. :D

Munch
07-19-2011, 6:31am
You would have to come here where the actual Vette Barn is located.

Blademaker
07-19-2011, 6:32am
Aside from showing you how to forge damascus steel, brewing beer, and farting around in the mountains, I'd bore you to death.

Burro (He/Haw)
07-19-2011, 6:33am
Does the camera REALLY add 10 pounds?

G8rDMD
07-19-2011, 6:33am
I'm serious. I'm a flim maker and want to tell the stories of the folks On here. Like cybercowby, barnbabe scissors , Joebuck, Liz, Bucky threadkiller, gene. Wadkota,Etc. I would travel to your location with a small crew to get to know your life off-line.then edit, and post here.

Anybody in?

The theme will be how virtual friendships are just asstrong as real ones.

Post up is you wou considerma starring role.

I don't care to be "ass strong" with anyone, let alone anyone on VBOT :leaving: :rofl:

G8rDMD
07-19-2011, 6:34am
Does the camera REALLY add 10 pounds?

Not in that region...:(

Burro (He/Haw)
07-19-2011, 6:42am
i mean i would enjoy doing the deal..
JB, you would enjoy doing the deed. You just gotta find yourself a dirtyleg.

Barn Babe
07-19-2011, 6:49am
As long as I can keep my anonymity and continue to be an inter web nut swinger, I'm down:D
:iagree:

I am boring and uninteresting.
:iagree::D

Honestly, I think I've got a pretty interesting life, from a comedic standpoint. Funny things happen to me all the time, I only share them here when they leave me the energy to type about them. :lol:

It's also kinda cool, for me anyway, to think back to who I was 20 years ago and who I am now. HUGE difference! I'm not sure I want the world to know about that though.

The only problem is that you're going to have to find an actress to play me because I'm painfully shy in real life and I have a tendency to return to the fetal position in front of a camera.

Sounds like fun though, for us anyway... it's too bad you didn't come up with this last year when Fiona was being born, that would have been an awesome segment. Everybody loves a baby, any kind of baby!

xXBUDXx
07-19-2011, 6:54am
Charges are still pending from the last time I was on film.

Barn Babe
07-19-2011, 6:59am
Charges are still pending from the last time I was on film.

Yeah, but those stalking charges were against me, not you. You're fine to do it. :hurray:

mrvette
07-19-2011, 7:06am
Does the camera REALLY add 10 pounds?

I dunno, but my damn computer monitor adds 50 + to everyone.....

the ASSpect ratio is off, and NONE of the setting make a circle round, so I just leave it on the lesser offensive default setting.....junk.....


:leaving::seeya:

Linda is camera shy, she would never appear.....

:cheers:

VatorMan
07-19-2011, 7:09am
Interesting concept. Also interesting is the non commitment from the crowd. :lol:

Rob
07-19-2011, 7:13am
I think a documentary about how we all got together here is a great idea, but I feel you would get more bang for your buck, and probably better stories if you approached this at the BR2.

I even bet if you did some sort of "film booth" with a keg in there and an always running camera, you might pick up some great one liners or outtakes that would make for some fun.

wicked_c6
07-19-2011, 7:27am
I'd like to play wicked diggler please.

DAB
07-19-2011, 7:28am
Alternately, pull a Ken burns. Mine the archives for material, get some voice overs, and mix it with screen shots and pix posted here.

SnikPlosskin
07-19-2011, 7:51am
First let me say that its really hard to type on an IPad when the ambien kicks in.

Secondly, I don't want to know anything more about Pete71's life.

Seems we value our so-called anonymity. I was thinking people would use their screen names.

Maybe the barn raising idea would be cool.

Just tossing out ideas. I'm fascinated by the sociology of on-line culture.

Joebuck needs a reality show....:rofl:

LATB
07-19-2011, 7:56am
I've always said VBOT is part reality show...part sit com...part soap opera...and all fun.

:cheers:

MEC5LADY
07-19-2011, 8:55am
I don't photograph well. :leaving:

Rob
07-19-2011, 9:03am
I don't photograph well. :leaving:

We can get you a bigger stein :cheers:

Cybercowboy
07-19-2011, 9:14am
I'm serious. I'm a flim maker and want to tell the stories of the folks On here. Like cybercowby, barnbabe scissors , Joebuck, Liz, Bucky threadkiller, gene. Wadkota,Etc. I would travel to your location with a small crew to get to know your life off-line.then edit, and post here.

Anybody in?

The theme will be how virtual friendships are just asstrong as real ones.

Post up is you wou considerma starring role.

Sure, that would be really cool. Bring your golf clubs. :D

kylebuck
07-19-2011, 9:31am
Joebuck needs a reality show....:rofl:

:iagree: this ... is true

Yerf Dog
07-19-2011, 9:40am
Sorry. I'm a bot.

Mark C5
07-19-2011, 10:02am
Sounds like a hoot. :yesnod:

DukeAllen
07-19-2011, 10:03am
Ok with me, as long as you don't mind becoming a pornographer:D

Will
07-19-2011, 10:43am
Thrakk, Lexington, VA is WONDERFUL this time of year. Great weather, town emptied out of the college kids. It's Mayberry man.


I am offended that you failed to mention the Barn's most beloved, adored, and respected member in your OP.


ME


How many other Barner's have a biography ???

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/10798-exciting-new-book-about-released-must-read.html


:dance::dance::dance:

Montehall
07-19-2011, 11:09am
I'd be game.

Burro (He/Haw)
07-19-2011, 11:18am
I am offended that you failed to mention the Barn's most beloved, adored, and respected member in your OP.


ME
Mofo stiffed me too. I hope a fatty the size of a manatee crushes him during some perverse sex act involving flour and a midget.

xXBUDXx
07-19-2011, 4:21pm
Yeah, but those stalking charges were against me, not you. You're fine to do it. :hurray:

I'm pretty sure it would be very boring if it were about me. :D

NeedSpeed
07-19-2011, 5:07pm
Interesting concept. Also interesting is the non commitment from the crowd. :lol:

Apparently everyone here has boring lives, which is probably why they stay off FB :D

:leaving:

MEC5LADY
07-19-2011, 5:33pm
We can get you a bigger stein :cheers:

It better be one huge ass stein filled to the top.

78SA
07-19-2011, 5:34pm
Apparently everyone here has boring lives, which is probably why they stay off FB :D

:leaving:

He could get video of the girl in your av. :lol:

C5Nate
07-19-2011, 6:25pm
Anybody in?

The theme will be how virtual friendships are just asstrong as real ones.

Post up is you wou considerma starring role.


Sorry, the United States Federal Witness Protection Program states that I cannot be filmed.

Uri
07-19-2011, 8:25pm
Tell ya what.........When you get to Narita notify me by PM.

I have a bunch of shit to show you. Not for the squemish, and I have editing rights.

:dance:

mrvette
07-19-2011, 8:34pm
Sorry. I'm a bot.

R U busy???


:lol::dance:

Ol Timer
07-19-2011, 8:36pm
Catch me on a day that I stay up after 9:00 pm and have overdone the fiber intake, you've got an epic tale on your hands.

SnikPlosskin
07-19-2011, 8:55pm
To those I didn't mention specifically: I can't list everyone. I left Will out intentionally. :)

This crazy idea has me thinking though. I would be interested in going to Barn Raising 2 and shooting some vid. Could be fun. Sort of a "confessions booth".

What if members made web cam videos telling a story. Send it to me, I'll edit together and the hilarity will ensue. I will make it into a single, strange and probably creepy story. (I can see Omega Man screaming "Stop the Faggotry!"

I was serious about posting on Ambien. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I don't have the resources to do it.

But I do think everyone here has an interesting story to tell. I really wish I could spend a week with a few of you and create a doc of who you are.

But the idea of individual web cam videos and putting together a story could be funny. You could wear a disguise to keep anonymity...

How many have web cams?

Skia
07-19-2011, 8:56pm
I'd be down with the idea. :yesnod: I'd love to see the finished product. :yesnod:

SnikPlosskin
07-19-2011, 9:40pm
So who's gonna do the money shot?

Omega man. :D

MrPeabody
07-19-2011, 9:46pm
Apparently everyone here has a life, which is probably why they stay off FB :D

:leaving:

Fixt.:D

Fastguy
07-19-2011, 10:26pm
My life is a never ending series of WTF?

MEANZ06
07-19-2011, 10:29pm
Omega man. :D

:rofl:

GEODON
07-20-2011, 12:15am
i mean i would enjoy doing the deal.. im fairly interesting.

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