No one believed me... but I was right, and I can prove it! [Archive]

Montehall

07-13-2011, 9:47pm

back story:
I moved to Lincoln when I was getting ready to attend 7th grade. I met a kid named Ryan, whom I stayed friends with up until my junior year of High school.
We stopped talking because one day he brought flowers to my house, and gave them to me. WTF.
"Well, it's our 5 year anniversary."
What?
apparently, unknown to me, I'd had been in a gay relationship for the 5 years.
I explained that I am not gay, and had in fact, been on dates with women. He thought I was confused.
I, very kindly, ended our friendship, and told him to keep the flowers. He cried. I did not feel bad.

My parents asked me a few weeks why I didn't hang out with anymore. I explained what happened, and they didn't believe me. Told not me to spread rumors.

I became his facebook friend a few hours ago... he's in a relationship with a dude.
I told my Dad to become his friend, and I shall await their apology.

[on a side note, my wife comes home Friday, so this may be my last night of PUI for a while. ]

TexasBulldog

07-13-2011, 9:53pm

back story:
I moved to Lincoln when I was getting ready to attend 7th grade. I met a kid named Ryan, whom I stayed friends with up until my junior year of High school.
We stopped talking because one day he brought flowers to my house, and gave them to me. WTF.
"Well, it's our 5 year anniversary."
What?
apparently, unknown to me, I'd had been in a gay relationship for the 5 years.
I explained that I am not gay, and had in fact, been on dates with women. He thought I was confused.
I, very kindly, ended our friendship, and told him to keep the flowers. He cried. I did not feel bad.

My parents asked me a few weeks why I didn't hang out with anymore. I explained what happened, and they didn't believe me. Told not me to spread rumors.

I became his facebook friend a few hours ago... he's in a relationship with a dude.
I told my Dad to become his friend, and I shall await their apology.

[on a side note, my wife comes home Friday, so this may be my last night of PUI for a while. ]

I quoted this so you can't go back and change it :lol:

Holy Effing hell! You did NOT just say you were in a 5 year gay relationship did you? Knowing it or not, i know 1 thing... a relationship doesn't last 5 years without some bare backing :rofl:

:lol:

Fastguy

07-13-2011, 9:54pm

http://rlv.zcache.com/im_not_gay_my_boyfriend_is_tshirt-p235205682904943441y7kt_400.jpg

Montehall

07-13-2011, 9:56pm

right. I should have planned better.
No, there was no touching of any kind.

That was covered in the conversation with him as "I just thought you were being a gentleman."
Not only did he think I was gay, but also a *****.

LATB

07-13-2011, 10:00pm

broke back story:...

:rofl:

MEANZ06

07-13-2011, 10:04pm

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/gif%20files/gaydar.gif

TexasBulldog

07-13-2011, 10:27pm

http://i56.tinypic.com/jshnia.jpg

snide

07-13-2011, 11:01pm

Does your wife know you're gay?

Bill

07-13-2011, 11:18pm

DADT doesn't seem like such a bad idea anymore.

high desert

07-13-2011, 11:20pm

Funny way to come out of the closet.

carlton_fritz

07-14-2011, 3:53am

http://i54.tinypic.com/2nlzqk4.jpg

I can't wait to see what OM says about this.:waiting:

Uri

07-14-2011, 5:00am

:cheers:

Bend to your real life. We don't know you anyway and gay folks have equal rights. Remember to wipe the corners of your mouth.

Yerf Dog

07-14-2011, 6:26am

I became his facebook friend a few hours ago...

I thought you left that life behind.

VatorMan

07-14-2011, 6:33am

First Pete now Monte. The gay is catching. :slap:

Stangkiller

07-14-2011, 6:35am

So why were you facebook stalking your ex boyfriend?

longhorn341

07-14-2011, 6:52am

Let's see, Monte is in the Coast Guard, the Court of Appeals just threw out Don't Ask Don't Tell, and now this internet coming out party. :rofl:

jaxgator

07-14-2011, 6:59am

Funny way to come out of the closet.

I'll say. :fruit:

DropTheTop

07-14-2011, 7:02am

You know how I know you're gay? Because you told us.

Five years and all he got you was flowers?!? You should have put out more.

Meanwhile, is your Dad's name Gary??:

http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/How-to-tell-if-your-son-is-gay.jpg

jaxgator

07-14-2011, 7:08am

First Pete now Monte. The gay is catching. :slap:

Link?

Meanwhile, is your Dad's name Gary??:

http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/How-to-tell-if-your-son-is-gay.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

Kuelblaz

07-14-2011, 8:20am

You know how I know you're gay? Because you told us.

Five years and all he got you was flowers?!? You should have put out more.

Meanwhile, is your Dad's name Gary??:

http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/How-to-tell-if-your-son-is-gay.jpg

That's friggin hilarious!!! :lmfao:

DukeAllen

07-14-2011, 8:48am

So the anal sex confused him into thinking you were gay?

BuckyThreadkiller

07-14-2011, 9:22am

Long time at sea, sailor?

onedef92

07-14-2011, 9:28am

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e336/manuel1988/queer.jpg :skep:

Z06David

07-14-2011, 9:41am

You know how I know you're gay? Because you told us.

Five years and all he got you was flowers?!? You should have put out more.

Meanwhile, is your Dad's name Gary??:

http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/How-to-tell-if-your-son-is-gay.jpg

:rofl: