Choke on it: Man chokes to death on sex toy

[NeedSpeed]

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy - US news - Weird news - msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/)

Not sure what the bear had to do with it.

:dance:

[DukeAllen]

First gerbils, now bears?!!!
http://http://www.celebrity9.com/img/richard-gere/wallpapers/thumbs/richard-gere-16.jpg

[Uncle Pervey]

First gerbils, now bears?!!!
http://http://www.celebrity9.com/img/richard-gere/wallpapers/thumbs/richard-gere-16.jpg

Oh the humanity!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[NeedSpeed]

He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head


Good times :leaving:

[Montehall]

He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head

Your mother always told you to wear clean underwear... I don't think she had a saying for this one.

[Flatbush Harry]

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy - US news - Weird news - msnbc.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/)

Not sure what the bear had to do with it.

:dance:

or, as the Republicans would say, "natural causes".

Hyrar, occasional polititical commentator (and poor speller)

[Datawiz]

Oh my.

fixt

[Uri]

....Rudy Ray Moore...

"Your brother died with the whoopin cough and your uncle died of the measles...........
Your old grandpaw died with a rag chunked up in his ass, said he's goin on home to Jesus."

[joecaver]

how embarrassing.

[jaxgator]

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.

It appeared Mazzola died from an "accident during sexual role play,"

WTF kind of "role" is that? Sick f'k right there.

how embarrassing.

Maybe for his family members but certainly not him. How could he be embarrassed? He's dead.

[onedef92]

Ron Pearlman's gonna' be mocking that mofo soon on 1,000 Ways to Die and shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/Texaswonder/Celeb%20Pics/RonPearlman.jpg

[Yerf Dog]

Bring out The Gimp.

:rofl:

[Cybercowboy]

Sounds like somebody went medieval on his ass...