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Norm
07-12-2011, 4:07pm
Jails and Nursing Homes

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.

They would have constant video montering, so they would be helped instantly
if they fell or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and
returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

All meals and snacks would be brought to them

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual
counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts
by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

Simple clothing - ie., shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.

There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor
exercise yard complete with gardens.

Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.

They would receive daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU
would fight for their rights and protection.

The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with
attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families
from abuse or neglect.


As for the criminals:

They would receive cold food.

They would be left alone and unsupervised.

They would receive showers once a week.

They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.

They would have no hope of ever getting out.

"Sounds like justice to me!"


Side note:

Due to an injury which needed rehab, my Mom was in a nursing home (2 hours away) for the past month, depressing as hell the place she was in. Now that rehab has completed, I got her the hell out of that place and is now in a beautiful assisted living facility just 5 minutes from me.

I thought the above was very appropriate considering the timing this is taking place with the Ol' Gal. (91)

lspencer534
07-12-2011, 4:18pm
Wonderful idea! :hurray:

Meeko87
07-12-2011, 4:31pm
:hurray: and once the seniors get to a certain age, lets say 85, they could be put on "death row" to await lethal injection!

LATB
07-12-2011, 4:46pm
I'm down :yesnod:

C5Nate
07-12-2011, 4:52pm
:hurray: and once the seniors get to a certain age, lets say 85, they could be put on "death row" to await lethal injection!


Putting them on death row will give them another 20 years of assisted care.
:cheers: