OMFG! my eyes!

[Montehall]

they burn.

I bought some Chicken Pablano Blanco Queso brats from the HEB for dinner.

being that they are chicken, I went to check the temperature with my trusty thermometer.

I leaned over the pan and pierced the casing. I was promptly rewarded with a nice shot a chicken sausage jizz right on my face. and it was hot (about 190 by my thermometer).


that sucked.

[G8rDMD]

Great...a thread about sausage going off in your face... Paging Omega, Omega to the cum-colored courtesy phone :leaving:

[Montehall]

Great...a thread about sausage going off in your face... Paging Omega, Omega to the cum-colored courtesy phone :leaving:
you forgot I also used the word "sucked"

[Jeff '79]

I washed my terrazzo shower floor with muriatic acid today........Now that's burning eyes and nostrils.....Then I sealed it ....

[snide]

What kinda puzzy needs to use a thermometer when cooking?

[CertInsaneC5]

What kinda drama queen needs to use a thermometer when cooking?

Fixed. :leaving:

[Montehall]

What kinda puzzy needs to use a thermometer when cooking?
raw chicken kills.

[ft laud mike]

raw chicken kills.

and should be banned.....:leaving:

[Uri]

Probably used a rectal thermometer.............

[island14]

Probably used a used rectal thermometer.............

Fixt :beer:

[Ocalaguy]

Jizz in the face....... I love it when you talk dirty.

[Montehall]

Wow... Monday night pui threads

[Kerrmudgeon]

If by HEB you mean Hebrew National, I think that makes you a Jew! L' Chayyim
Baptism by grease.:yesnod:

[Montehall]

If by HEB you mean Hebrew National, I think that makes you a Jew! L' Chayyim
Baptism by grease.:yesnod:
no. HEB is a grocery store chain in Texas.