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Sea Six
07-11-2011, 12:00pm
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door, and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her odd little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration, and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl looked thoughtful for a moment, then replied, "Maybe... if those assholes at Lowe's will ever deliver the ****ing drywall!"

onedef92
07-11-2011, 12:09pm
Well.................................................................at least it didn't end in child molestation.

Datawiz
07-11-2011, 12:11pm
Nice. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

boracayjohnny
07-11-2011, 12:20pm
Too funny.

:rofl:

nhlgopens
07-11-2011, 12:30pm
:lol: That wasn't the ending I was expecting. :lol:

vetteman9368
07-11-2011, 12:45pm
Should have used Home Depot. She could have learned Spanish as well as do some manual labor. :leaving:

Screw home depot, lowes gives me 5% discount for using my lowes card. And with as much as we spend, it helps

bsmith
07-11-2011, 12:48pm
oldie but a goodie. :rofl:

Flatbush Harry
07-11-2011, 12:52pm
Should have used Home Depot. She could have learned Spanish as well as do some manual labor. :leaving:

I met Manuel Labore there, as well as Hose-A, Hose-B and a coupla other guys.
:rofl:

Harry

onedef92
07-11-2011, 1:00pm
Should have used Home Depot. She could have learned Spanish as well as do some manual labor. :leaving:


Mr. Van Driessen: I think I'm going to introduce you boys to the rewards of manual labor.

Butt-head: There's a manual?

Beavis: Yeah! (eh, heh, heh) Reading sucks!

B&B, Season 3, Episode 8, "Cleaning House" (and shit)

Sea Six
07-11-2011, 1:24pm
When are the new 2011 B&B episodes to start airing? :willy:

LATB
07-11-2011, 2:18pm
oldie but a goodie. :rofl:
:yesnod:
I met Manuel Labore there, as well as Hose-A, Hose-B and a coupla other guys.
:rofl:

Harry
always good to have a plan B :rofl:
Did you meet Manuel's wife, Anita Jobs? :D

:rofl:

onedef92
07-11-2011, 2:32pm
When are the new 2011 B&B episodes to start airing? :willy:

YouTube - ‪Beavis And Butt-Head Return To MTV (SUMMER 2011)‬‏

Supposedly June 5th, 2011, according to MTV Prime Time. Has anyone here peeped 'em? :confused: