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Petew1971

07-08-2011, 10:28pm

It was Monday, I didnt know what kind of party I was going to, I was pretty drunk, I got dropped off there with my GF's younger brother.

My thinking was this, im finally at a party where no one can accuse me of cheating.

it was pretty peaceful..I felt fine, I may have been getting scoped out by dudes but I didnt care.

The lesbians were kinda tough lookin but so what..the hotdogs were good

Defib1961

07-08-2011, 11:01pm

Hope none of those hotdogs had veins in them

Petew1971

07-08-2011, 11:01pm

Hope none of those hotdogs had veins in them

It was dark and I had tequila..all I can remember is the fireworks

themonk

07-08-2011, 11:43pm

Hmmmm, so what you're saying is that your g/f's brother was your date to a gay party. So that's how you roll. :fruit:

HeatherO

07-08-2011, 11:44pm

pics of hot dogs?

Burro (He/Haw)

07-09-2011, 12:12am

Me thinks hotdogs is a thinly disguised metaphor for da cawk,,,

GEODON

07-09-2011, 12:19am

pics of hot dogs?

:rofl:

PLRX

07-09-2011, 12:36am

pictures of lesbo bitches

polarbear

07-09-2011, 12:47am

Jeff '79

07-09-2011, 4:36am

Glad that you had fun Pete......:clap::puke:

ft laud mike

07-09-2011, 4:41am

Hope none of those hotdogs had veins in them

:rofl:
Was the booze free?

Allan

07-09-2011, 5:21am

Hmmmm, so what you're saying is that your g/f's brother was your date to a gay party. So that's how you roll. :fruit:

Keep it in the family.

boracayjohnny

07-09-2011, 5:24am

So Pete, didja pitch or catch?

Uri

07-09-2011, 5:52am

If all were "adults"..............why mention this. Or are you carrying some type of guilt?

NCC-1701

07-09-2011, 6:27am

A long time ago a friend of mine had a birthday and his wife threw a party for him on Miami Beach at one of the restaurants. She would not tell me which one said it was a surprise. They picked me up in a limo. When we got there I saw nothing out of the ordinary till I went to take a piss. Everything went south real quick, here I am taking a piss next to a beautiful blonde also standing up taking a piss. The restaurant was a drag place where the women were men. All of them were stunning you could not tell they were guys. The women's bathroom were empty... :D The expression on the face of my friends wife was as priceless as mine. When I went to the bathroom she told the 10 or 12 people at our table what the place was. They were all laughing at me when I got back. I told her the only thing that seperated her from death was my fear of going to prison, but just think I'd be getting out by now..:D

NCC-1701

07-09-2011, 6:29am

So Pete, didja pitch or catch?

I think he was the tight end...:D

MEC5LADY

07-09-2011, 9:25am

I've been to a couple of parties thrown by some gay friends. To be honest I couldn't tell who was straight and who was gay.

Z06David

07-09-2011, 9:40am

did you say no homo, then hit on all the dudes?

carlton_fritz

07-09-2011, 10:08am

I'll just :waiting: for Omega Man to enter.

78SA

07-09-2011, 10:24am

It was dark and I had tequila..all I can remember is the fireworks

Did you wipe your face off after the "fireworks"? :lol:

Mrs. Colleen

07-09-2011, 12:06pm

I went to a "Pride Party" last night and it was amazing! I could dance and hang out with tons of hot guys and not worry about any of the getting creepy up on me. :dance: Hell, I don't think any of them even realized I was there. :lol:

Not sure I want to go dancing where there are straight men ever again. :rofl:

Plus, male go-go dancer in his underwear FTW! :dance:

bsmith

07-09-2011, 12:13pm

If all were "adults"..............why mention this. Or are you carrying some type of guilt?

Not anymore.

www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/16857-im-gay.html

Olustee bus

07-09-2011, 3:02pm

So, you saw fireworks huh?

Uncle Pervey

07-09-2011, 3:06pm

I've been to a couple of parties thrown by some gay friends. To be honest I couldn't tell who was straight and who was gay.

That's been my experience too. Until I saw two short ugly dudes kissing... and figured out they were women. :yesnod:

99 pewtercoupe

07-09-2011, 3:07pm

Years ago my wife was involved in a local theatre group that every guy in the group was gay. They used to throw great parties though. We would go and I would always just make sure I was sitting down or had my back to a wall. Learned after the first party...the most "fabulous" looking women were almost always guys. :dance: