The problem with drinking . . .

[NeedSpeed]

"That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink . . .
If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget;
If something good happens you drink in order to celebrate;
and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."
-- Charles Bukowski

:shots: :cheers: :beerfunnel:

:bread:

:D

[snide]

:shots::shots::shots::shots::shots:

[Montehall]

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[Kerrmudgeon]

Drinking isn't the problem! It's dealing with the aftermath that's the problem.:shots:

You know....the hangovers, adultery, vomiting, naked pics on the web, waking up in jail, stupid things you say and do, and on and on.....:rofl:

[atomic punk]

"That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink . . .
If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget;
If something good happens you drink in order to celebrate;
and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."
-- Charles Bukowski

:shots: :cheers: :beerfunnel:

:bread:

:D



i'll drink to that.... :beer::shots:

[NeedSpeed]

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[snide]

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:rofl: :rofl:

[lspencer534]

Any time someone starts talking about drinking, I'm reminded of a true story. Noah "Soggy" Sweat was a noted Judge and legislator in Mississippi in the 1940s-1950s. In 1953 whiskey was still illegal here, although the State collected a hefty "black market" tax. The legislature was debating legalizing whiskey, and Representative Sweat was called upon to take a stand on the issue. Here is his speech, which became a monument to political doubletalk:

"My friends,

"I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey.

"If when you say whiskey you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.

"But;

"If when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.

"This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise."