Where can I get condoms with pesticide on them..

[NCC-1701]

:waiting:

[kylebuck]

this seems like an interesting topic?

maybe Raid....

[NCC-1701]

Yea because my G/F has a giant bug up her ass today that's why...

[DukeAllen]

Do you need it on the inside or the outside?

[NCC-1701]

Do you need it on the inside or the outside?

Outside....:D

[Sea Six]

At first, I thought you meant "spermicide."

:rofl:






Why don't you get a universal remote, and when she starts bitching, point it at her and hit the MUTE button. You can further accentuate the point you're making if you push it in her direction while you're pressing the button.


Keep hitting the button like you're wondering if the batteries are getting weak. Bonus points if you wipe the dust off the front of the remote before trying it several times again.

That always starts a lively discussion. :)

[VatorMan]

Yea because my G/F has a giant bug up her ass today that's why...

May be time for the old

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/falcon-punch-bear-demotivational-poster-1244575488.jpg

[NeedSpeed]

Google image search for poison condom turned up some strange results :leaving:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Hmmm, a little sprinkle of cyanide on the tip of your wrapped rascal could be the perfect murder.....:madwoman:

[99 pewtercoupe]

Yea because my G/F has a giant bug up her ass today that's why...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[73sbVert]

...

Why don't you get a universal remote, and when she starts bitching, point it at her and hit the MUTE button. You can further accentuate the point you're making if you push it in her direction while you're pressing the button.


Keep hitting the button like you're wondering if the batteries are getting weak. Bonus points if you wipe the dust off the front of the remote before trying it several times again.

That always starts a lively discussion. :)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You're single too, aren't ya??? :D


:cheers:

[CertInsaneC5]

At first, I thought you meant "spermicide."

:rofl:






Why don't you get a universal remote, and when she starts bitching, point it at her and hit the MUTE button. You can further accentuate the point you're making if you push it in her direction while you're pressing the button.


Keep hitting the button like you're wondering if the batteries are getting weak. Bonus points if you wipe the dust off the front of the remote before trying it several times again.

That always starts a lively discussion. :)

Glad I am not the only one that has tried this and lived to tell about it. :leaving:

[Loco Vette]

Just fill up the Anal-Eze jar with RAID. Problem solved!:takdir: