wimenz in the kitchin' [Archive]

Mike Mercury

06-20-2011, 10:27am

http://dailybabenews.com/images/xl/rachael_ray_sexy_kitchen_hottie_cooking_up_passion.jpg

http://www.imgspark.com/icache/0048/78bd778d8fc1407aa49470b5387cde97_l.jpg

http://a.images.blip.tv/SlumberPartyTheater-CuteSexyGirlHerCleavageArguesWhileCooking321.jpg

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0904/pancakes-life-time-day-breakfast-kitchen-girl-friend-sexy-un-demotivational-poster-1240648540.jpg

http://harbknocklife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Padma-Sexy-Chocolate-500x332.jpg

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljz97gHWc21qikhreo1_500.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4046236595_ce673fb193_z.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_g8vIgZbj3IQ/TMeV82fGWfI/AAAAAAAAG3w/Pt_mEwHIb20/s1600/June-cleaver.jpg

sxeC6

06-20-2011, 10:35am

I like my pancakes with whipped cream. :yesnod:

Gina

06-20-2011, 10:35am

<-----------------------:seeya:

onedef92

06-20-2011, 10:36am

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/attachment.jpg

Bucwheat

06-20-2011, 10:45am

:D yea.

onedef92

06-20-2011, 11:28am

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Family%20and%20Friends/Krystal.jpg

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Family%20and%20Friends/Kriskitchen.jpg

And lest we forget Krystal, our own resident domestic erotic neurotic and shit...

simpleman68

06-20-2011, 11:32am

onedef92

06-20-2011, 11:38am

Good call my man; I hadn't seen her in those pics before

"Oh, I get around. I like gettin' around (and shit)." :D

onedef92

06-20-2011, 11:41am

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh28/MandeepYC530/Backinthekitchen.jpg

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/rveneciajr/Women/25845-rhona-mitra-07.jpg

Mike Mercury

06-20-2011, 1:01pm

http://www.motivationals.org/demotivational-posters/demotivational-poster-18507.jpg

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0809/female-chefs-redhead-butt-ass-kitchen-cooking-chicken-demotivational-poster-1222574823.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/S_f8QV3im3I/AAAAAAAAAqI/BQDR9qjlB2Y/s1600/www.intertet.org_35114_718_vrouw2.jpg

mrvette

06-20-2011, 1:07pm

Good call my man; I hadn't seen her in those pics before. :cheers:
Scott

So THAT is Krystal?? missed that, had no clue who it was....

Does look like Martha Stewart though....:leaving:

BADRACR1

06-20-2011, 9:19pm

Rachel be cookin' in dat outfit!! :Sexy:
The blond in the bacon shirt looks good too!:hurray:

Mrs. Colleen

06-20-2011, 9:23pm

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljz97gHWc21qikhreo1_500.jpg

I so wanted to take pin-up style pictures like that with my motorcycle in the background...but alas...my kitchen is too small...and ugly. :kick:

LATB

06-20-2011, 9:24pm

http://www.imgspark.com/icache/0048/78bd778d8fc1407aa49470b5387cde97_l.jpg

very sexy picture :yesnod:

kingpin

06-20-2011, 9:25pm

Who's Krystal?
She look's all mean and intimidating and chit! :leaving:

JRD77VET

06-20-2011, 9:30pm

I so wanted to take pin-up style pictures like that with my motorcycle in the background...but alas...my kitchen is too small...and ugly. :kick:

I'm sure it'll take days to notice the kitchen :D

onedef92

06-21-2011, 7:35am

Who's Krystal?
She look's all mean and intimidating and chit! :leaving:

She does? That's odd, I'm not intimidated by her. :confused5:

simpleman68

06-21-2011, 9:26am

Who's Krystal?
She look's all mean and intimidating and chit! :leaving:

Nope, just an awesome gal with more depth than the average bear; albeit a little sensitive and over-thinking at times. :D
Scott

TooManyIDs

06-21-2011, 9:40am

http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/938/thanksgivinggirl.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/857/thanksgivinggirl.jpg/)

mrvette

06-21-2011, 9:45am

http://img857.imageshack.us/img857/938/thanksgivinggirl.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/857/thanksgivinggirl.jpg/)

Lovely breasts on that chick.......:D:Sexy:

onedef92

06-21-2011, 10:04am

Lovely breasts on that chick.......:D:Sexy:

Very nice rack o' lamb! :drool:

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 10:11am

http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Ingrid-Hoffmann-5-RE_0.preview.jpg

http://www.moufies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/HomeCooking-555x416.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JnexTMceS3c/Te_SPca87cI/AAAAAAAAKVU/z9akTDtg8fc/s1600/sexy-kitchen-girls-120.jpg

http://www.wallpaper4me.com/images/wallpapers/sexyretrokitchen-213448.jpeg

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 10:14am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XbyAhEKjA2U/TRBVLIa5EqI/AAAAAAAAA3E/QHCNHtbfYh8/s1600/sexy-kitchen-10.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0_9RaLCIB00/Te_SO_rJ1cI/AAAAAAAAKVQ/qLet4h4Q37Y/s1600/sexy-kitchen-girls-72.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KxCR7s-O1W8/SogfoqHpSOI/AAAAAAAAAKM/gWOGIfhKOCc/s400/momojing-kitchen-05,+sexy+cute+mode+idol+girl+2.jpg

Kerrmudgeon

06-21-2011, 10:45am

Lovely breasts on that chick.......:D:Sexy:

Is that the British buxom chef from TV???

Yep, Nigella Lawson, thought it was her, she makes cooking show WAY more interesting......
http://www.stardusttrailers.com/gallery_attore/(300311200112)Nigella_Lawson_3.jpg

LATB

06-21-2011, 10:50am

http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Ingrid-Hoffmann-5-RE_0.preview.jpg

Ingrid is beautiful

NeedSpeed

06-21-2011, 11:32am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/sw_coder/966_gfvb670000.jpg

:D

joecaver

06-21-2011, 12:02pm

this thread has given me an appetite. :D

kingpin

06-21-2011, 12:27pm

She does? That's odd, I'm not intimidated by her. :confused5:

:cheers:
Nope, just an awesome gal with more depth than the average bear; albeit a little sensitive and over-thinking at times. :D
Scott

I'm sure she's a great lady. I was making a bit of a joke 'cause I remember her pictures in a previous thread where someone said she was a little intimidating. I think they were joking also.

Anyway.

:cheers:

onedef92

06-21-2011, 12:34pm

:cheers:

I'm sure she's a great lady. I was making a bit of a joke 'cause I remember her pictures in a previous thread where someone said she was a little intimidating. I think they were joking also.

Anyway.

:cheers:

I wish she'd join the VB Forum. I miss her. She had moxie.

NB2K

06-21-2011, 1:43pm

:cheers:

I'm sure she's a great lady. I was making a bit of a joke 'cause I remember her pictures in a previous thread where someone said she was a little intimidating. I think they were joking also.

Anyway.

:cheers:

It's just b/c she uses big words.

Plus, she's got twice as many of those retro 'Birds as anyone else on the planet.:D

rbridges

06-21-2011, 1:52pm

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x2728905/man_washing_dishes_in_kitchen_42-17004852.jpg

Reality.

onedef92

06-21-2011, 1:56pm

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x2728905/man_washing_dishes_in_kitchen_42-17004852.jpg

Reality.

Not mine. I do the majority of cooking at our house and Theresa washes the dishes. We do have a dishwasher, though, so I'm sure in her mind she thinks she's getting the better end of the deal. :D

rbridges

06-21-2011, 1:59pm

Not mine. I do the majority of cooking at our house and Theresa washes the dishes. We do have a dishwasher, though, so I'm sure in her mind she thinks she's getting the better end of the deal. :D

Are you sure that you don't have a white guy washing the dishes in your house? :D

onedef92

06-21-2011, 2:00pm

Are you sure that you don't have a white guy washing the dishes in your house? :D

There's a bat in my house! Batty! Batty! Batty! :D

NB2K

06-21-2011, 2:01pm

It's been my experience that a woman that knows her way around a kitchen is generally crafty on the futon.

onedef92

06-21-2011, 2:05pm

It's been my experience that a woman that knows her way around a kitchen is generally crafty on the futon.

YouTube - ‪Crazy women with knife‬&rlm;

And it's been mine that if she's fond of playing with or wielding cutlery, she's batshit crazy, too. :crazy:

NB2K

06-21-2011, 2:08pm

And it's been mine that if she's fond of playing with or wielding cutlery, she's batshit crazy, too. :crazy:

She'd be short-term only. Although I'm diggin' her oral fixation and lack of a gag reflex.:D

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 2:25pm

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x2728905/man_washing_dishes_in_kitchen_42-17004852.jpg

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dcr/lowres/dcrn448l.jpg

onedef92

06-21-2011, 2:26pm

She'd be short-term only. Although I'm diggin' her oral fixation and lack of a gag reflex.:D

:lol:

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 2:31pm

http://rebeccagrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pie-cooking-babe1.jpg

http://www.bikinicrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/bikini%20kitchen.jpg
gappage :thumbs:

http://leannebelle.com/Portfolio/KitchenBikini_72.jpg

LATB

06-21-2011, 2:35pm

Mike...

you are knockin' them out of the park bro. :cheers:

onedef92

06-21-2011, 2:36pm

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 2:37pm

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4184/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4184R-2240.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2762858687_e50785e91a.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-e7JC6iteNg/SqPy23E12LI/AAAAAAAABEQ/pRfInhQLL-o/s400/Kim+Kardashian+Hot+Sexy+Red+Orange+2.JPG

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 2:40pm

http://www.recipe6.com/thumbs/13769.jpg

https://ssl4.lon.gb.securedata.net/toygrotto.net/merchantmanager/images/uploads/chef%20costume%209629.JPG

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0021/5F/0A/5F0AE613691F36D9ECAFCD_Large.jpg

onedef92

06-21-2011, 2:44pm

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Slims/6F9BDCDB.jpg

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Slims/bf277_sexy-kitchen-3.jpg

These two look like they can burn, too! :hump:

LATB

06-21-2011, 2:48pm

with most of these women...

us men wouldn't have a problem with the smoke detector becoming the kitchen timer :D
(courtesy of Ron White)

VatorMan

06-21-2011, 2:49pm

And of course, my personal favorite.

http://www.sayings-quotes-messages.com/images/sexy-birthday.jpg

simpleman68

06-21-2011, 3:03pm

http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x2728905/man_washing_dishes_in_kitchen_42-17004852.jpg

Reality.

:lol: About right around here as well.

"My buddy thought loadin' the dishwasher meant getting the wife drunk" - JF
Scott

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 3:14pm

http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0021/05/39/053943E5A3214ECD3BB857_Large.jpg

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/12981/19_2008/cook.jpg

http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/mary-louise-parker-cooking-nude.jpg

Mike Mercury

06-21-2011, 3:20pm

http://img.youtube.com/vi/teiQpAPPo6E/0.jpg

http://data.whicdn.com/images/9611837/10700-8e9e47-467-700_large.jpg?1304982504

http://www.ukkitchengadgets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kitchen-sexy-apron.jpg

C5Nate

06-21-2011, 4:20pm

Reality.

Maybe for you.... :rofl:

http://www.sahej.com/images/whipped.jpg

LATB

06-21-2011, 6:01pm

http://sexualityinart.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/mary-louise-parker-cooking-nude.jpg

that the slim from "Weeds"?

I miss that show :rofl:

kingpin

06-21-2011, 6:09pm

I love to eat out...and in. :dance:

BADRACR1

06-21-2011, 8:48pm

I so wanted to take pin-up style pictures like that with my motorcycle in the background...but alas...my kitchen is too small...and ugly. :kick:

Ya don'ts haf to be in da kitchen!:dance: