Etiquette for boob staring [Archive]

GEODON

06-20-2011, 3:52am

You know I cant help but look. It's in my nature and attractive or not I admit I do it. We all do. But everytime I do it then look at something else I can see from the corner of my eye I see her look down to see what I was looking at. Then I think to myself I got caught. I guess I'm not smooth with that but I swear not even 1 sec I look and get caught. Some don't do anything, some cover themselves, some cross their arms. How do I be more polite and discreet when checking out the good stuff?

Also ladies do you get offended when us men take a peek? Do you find it flattering? Were all adults here and personally I would like to get some feedback from you lovely nice ladies.

carlton_fritz

06-20-2011, 3:59am

Pics of these bewbs you stare at.:waiting:

island14

06-20-2011, 5:05am

Serious dude..

Don't sweat it!

It's something that we are born with, we can't help ourselves..

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Boobs-1.jpg

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Boobs-2.jpg

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Boobs-3.jpg

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Boobs-4.jpg

khblair

06-20-2011, 5:07am

Also ladies do you get offended when us men take a peek? Do you find it flattering?

depends on the situation :yesnod:

island14

06-20-2011, 5:13am

Kim,

Please explain for those of us that do not have ESPN.. :beer:

GS Ragtop

06-20-2011, 5:27am

I've noticed the arm-crossing thing as well. I find that as soon as I see a woman crossing her arms in response to my split-second glance, I feel guilty like I'm a lech making her uncomfortable.

khblair

06-20-2011, 5:40am

I've noticed the arm-crossing thing as well. I find that as soon as I see a woman crossing her arms in response to my split-second glance, I feel guilty like I'm a lech making her uncomfortable.

arm crossing is dumb, just stand up straighter and make them wish they could play with what you have :lol:

khblair

06-20-2011, 5:42am

Kim,

Please explain for those of us that do not have ESPN.. :beer:

showing appreciation when staring is cool, being an obvious creep about it will give me the opportunity to embarass you in front of your friends and make you look like a real ass :D

island14

06-20-2011, 5:47am

showing appreciation when staring is cool, being an obvious creep about it will give me the opportunity to embarass you in front of your friends and make you look like a real ass :D

So drooling is not allowed? :lol:

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Lick-em.gif

I even knew that.... :D

island14

06-20-2011, 5:55am

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Boobs-7.jpg

onedef92

06-20-2011, 7:40am

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Stupid%20Stuff/233317400_9cdb9e9172.jpg

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Stupid%20Stuff/128861456317993135.jpg

MEANZ06

06-20-2011, 7:54am

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p275/meanz06/gif%20files/rack.gif

MEC5LADY

06-20-2011, 8:07am

showing appreciation when staring is cool, being an obvious creep about it will give me the opportunity to embarass you in front of your friends and make you look like a real ass :D

:iagree:

NB2K

06-20-2011, 8:46am

They're there for me to look it at; it's Nature's way. (shrugs)

DAB

06-20-2011, 8:59am

This place is very educational. I've learned about "friendship bracelets" and now bewb staring guidelines. What will tomorrow bring???

Datawiz

06-20-2011, 9:05am

This place is very educational. I've learned about "friendship bracelets" and now bewb staring guidelines. What will tomorrow bring???

Proper etiquette for addressing black Canadians.

DAB

06-20-2011, 9:15am

Proper etiquette for addressing black Canadians.

Yo homey ehh. :leaving:

kylebuck

06-20-2011, 9:16am

Yo homey ehh. :leaving:

You then must present him a blue moon with a slice of orange

ChasC5

06-20-2011, 9:22am

DJ_Critterus

06-20-2011, 9:25am

You then must present him a blue moon with a slice of orange

Our resident black Canadian drinks cheap beer with fruit already added at the brewery.

DAB

06-20-2011, 9:28am

I don't know proper beer manners, don't drink the stuff.

Montehall

06-20-2011, 9:47am

she wouldn't dress like that if she didn't want to be eye-humped.

onedef92

06-20-2011, 9:55am

http://i1086.photobucket.com/albums/j450/SemiConsious/Actresses/Somaya%20Reece/Somaya-Reece-cleavage.jpg

Every slim needs her minimum daily requirement of ego reinforcement.

Bucwheat

06-20-2011, 10:52am

Wear shades then she won't know where your glance is.

BondiBlue

06-20-2011, 11:09am

she wouldn't dress like that if she didn't want to be eye-humped.

^ This.

NeedSpeed

06-20-2011, 12:02pm

It's them, not you.

http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/86/8620.jpg

GEODON

06-20-2011, 12:07pm

she wouldn't dress like that if she didn't want to be eye-humped.

I don't agree with this man. Women don't dress sexy because it's hard for them to catch a guys attention. It's competition for them. They do it to show the other women they ain't shit. Women get off by attention. Not by penetration. Shit half never reach orgasm so what's in it for them?

So to fill that unfulfilled emotional satisfaction they want to feel blessed. Gifted in a way. They understand dudes will hit on a rock if it had a hole. But to get another good looking chic jealous. That's like a blowjob.

MEC5LADY

06-20-2011, 12:21pm

I don't agree with this man. Women don't dress sexy because it's hard for them to catch a guys attention. It's competition for them. They do it to show the other women they ain't shit. Women get off by attention. Not by penetration. Shit half never reach orgasm so what's in it for them?

So to fill that unfulfilled emotional satisfaction they want to feel blessed. Gifted in a way. They understand dudes will hit on a rock if it had a hole. But to get another good looking chic jealous. That's like a blowjob.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I can't speak for other women but I wear the things that are comfortable and that I like. I could give a fat rats azz what someone thinks about what I wear or if there boobs are bigger than mine.

onedef92

06-20-2011, 12:33pm

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I can't speak for other women but I wear the things that are comfortable and that I like. I could give a fat rats azz what someone thinks about what I wear or if there boobs are bigger than mine.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/demotivational-posters-eye-contact.jpg

NeedSpeed

06-20-2011, 12:36pm

http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/16364-forehead-tittaes.html

onedef92

06-20-2011, 1:07pm

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/axour/BustyAlix003.jpg

American Made

06-20-2011, 1:12pm

Direct and calm look.:cool1:
http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp308/Beaubritt/imgphp.jpg
Pretend surprise wants you to look. :Sexy:
http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp308/Beaubritt/scarlett-johansson-hand.jpg
Mr. smooth :lol:
http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp308/Beaubritt/booblooker.jpg

onedef92

06-20-2011, 1:22pm

YouTube - ‪Blind Date episode - Aja and Eli‬&rlm;

NB2K

06-20-2011, 1:26pm

Titties or not, I would sooner stick icepicks in my ears than spend 10 minutes with Aja. Unless she was naked after 9.

onedef92

06-20-2011, 1:31pm

Titties or not, I would sooner stick icepicks in my ears than spend 10 minutes with Aja. Unless she was naked after 9.

:iagree: That heifer definitely put the "high" in high maintenance.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/sexiihazeleyezz/6f6nafa.jpg

C5Nate

06-20-2011, 5:27pm

Etiquette for looking at boobies?

Really?

You don’t put a car on the showroom floor or on a pedestal to be ignored. They are put out there to be admired.

If a woman is uncomfortable with them being stared at, she should dress more conservatively.

I have no shame in being caught looking. If they are hanging out or clothing is being worn to accentuate them, I will look, maybe even stare if they are magnificent.

xXBUDXx

06-20-2011, 6:09pm

I never stare. I may gawk, oogle, glance at, or even peep with intent but never stare. :leaving:

CertInsaneC5

06-20-2011, 6:20pm

I never stare. I may gawk, oogle, glance at, or even peep with intent but never stare. :leaving:

^ This. :D

island14

06-20-2011, 6:48pm

http://freeshopmanual.com/uploads/photos/Boobs-5.jpg

NeedSpeed

06-20-2011, 7:23pm

This thread is bad karma. I just had a student catch me checking out some girls ass at the grocery store. :leaving:

island14

06-20-2011, 7:26pm

This thread is bad karma. I just had a student catch me checking out some girls ass at the grocery store. :leaving:

We need a new thread for butts.. :hurray:

This is the booby thread.. :toetap:

NeedSpeed

06-20-2011, 7:42pm

Ooops. There is a butt thread :D

Uncle Pervey

06-20-2011, 8:09pm

The new office I am at has one very bad distraction, in an office 2 doors down is a blond with very large biznoobies. She ain't all that but the boobage is too much to avoid looking at, especially when she's wearing a sun-dress.
It was especially bad today, every time I walked back from the bathroom I could not help looking at the cleavage hanging down, and every time I walked by had to fight not to look and every time she looked up and saw me staring at sweater puppies.
I'm sorry I can't help looking even if I'm not interested, there is a magnetic attraction of my eyes to boobs. :leaving:

DJ_Critterus

06-20-2011, 10:40pm

Uncle Pervey

06-20-2011, 10:45pm

Pics?

I'll try and sneak one some time, but I don't wanna get fired, like I said she ain't all that. In fact she sort big for my taste... big as in tall and large boned with a very large bootay... Plus she wears way too much makeup and her hair is bleached almost white. I'd like to compare drapes and rug to see how bleached she really is.. :D

NeedSpeed

06-20-2011, 10:49pm

The classic boob dilemma. Love big boobs, but they're usually attached to large women. :leaving:

NeedSpeed

06-22-2011, 11:40am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v649/sw_coder/Everyone_Is_Looking.jpg

:D

onedef92

06-22-2011, 11:47am

http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i367/BPRDagentMulder/women%20I%20love/Fantasy%20Girl%20Carmella/CarmellaBing38.jpg

Trust me, she ain't wearing them Terminators (sunglasses) strictly for UV Ray protection.

oyealiz

06-22-2011, 12:42pm

Trust me, she ain't wearing them Terminators (sunglasses) strictly for UV Ray protection.

Maybe she's wearing the glasses because she's blind. Perhaps she cannot see that she is missing the top part of her dress!

onedef92

06-22-2011, 12:58pm

Maybe she's wearing the glasses because she's blind. Perhaps she cannot see that she is missing the top part of her dress!

I'm sure she'll have no trouble at all finding someone to help her locate the missing part of her garment. :D

oyealiz

06-22-2011, 1:04pm

I'm sure she'll have no trouble at all finding someone to help her locate the missing part of her garment. :D

And even less trouble, no doubt, finding someone to help her remove the part that IS there!

Kerrmudgeon

06-22-2011, 1:23pm

RetiredSFC 97

06-22-2011, 1:28pm

If you show it, I'm looking. if you don't like it cover those babies up, loosely though because I will look at shapes as well.

(you can look at my junk if you are a female and want to. i don't mind)

PS. If you didn't want me to look you would not show them.

Uncle Pervey

06-22-2011, 1:36pm

Maybe she's wearing the glasses because she's blind. Perhaps she cannot see that she is missing the top part of her dress!

She probably doesn't know that somebody put a couple of cantalopes in her chest either! :leaving:

onedef92

06-22-2011, 1:41pm

And even less trouble, no doubt, finding someone to help her remove the part that IS there!

Well, you know what they say, "less is more." :D

simpleman68

06-22-2011, 1:43pm

It's not our fault!
Natural selection over thousands of years has made men seek out fit breeders to take care of our offspring, including wider birthing hips and large mams to feed the little gaffers. Humans are the only primates that keep enlarged mammary gland when they aren't nursing babies. This has developed in order to attract a mate. And you know what....it works!:boobies:

Even more interesting is that it is more difficult for larger breasted women to breastfeed according to the pro BF group La Leche. :yesnod:

Sheit throws a boomerang of doubt at your theory. :lol:
Scott

American Made

06-22-2011, 1:54pm

I'll try and sneak one some time, but I don't wanna get fired, like I said she ain't all that. In fact she sort big for my taste... big as in tall and large boned with a very large bootay... Plus she wears way too much makeup and her hair is bleached almost white. I'd like to compare drapes and rug to see how bleached she really is.. :D

Don't want you to get fired but lots of us here would love to see that. :D:Sexy:

Olustee bus

06-22-2011, 1:59pm

God would not have put them up front if he did not want you to stare at em.

onedef92

06-22-2011, 2:03pm

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/88a1e262-c6f8-4ec1-89f5-125bfe777d49.jpg

onedef92

06-22-2011, 2:03pm

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/demotivational-posters-eye-contact.jpg

NCC-1701

06-22-2011, 2:04pm

depends on the situation :yesnod:

Oh and I am staring at yours right now...:D

DropTheTop

06-22-2011, 2:08pm

Oh I staring at yours right now...:D

That makes two of them . . . I mean us . . . I mean - Oh hell what were we talking about again?!? :boobies:

Bucwheat

06-22-2011, 2:44pm

I knew I was going to like this thread. :Dhttp://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/bucwheat706/10189_12464894853.jpg

DropTheTop

06-22-2011, 2:49pm

I just love kittens.

http://funny.desivalley.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kitten-in-boobs-funny-picture.jpg

onedef92

06-22-2011, 2:51pm

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/ilikewhere-meme-generator-i-like-where-this-thread-is-going-3c675ajpg1305219952.jpg

onedef92

06-22-2011, 2:51pm

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Slims/163798.jpg

DropTheTop

06-22-2011, 2:52pm

Take a look at these puppies, er . . . this puppy:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FfkgwPNm3uA/TCvput5BCrI/AAAAAAAAG0c/OM1QoVn50cw/s1600/1.jpg

Kerrmudgeon

06-22-2011, 5:31pm

Even more interesting is that it is more difficult for larger breasted women to breastfeed according to the pro BF group La Leche. :yesnod:

Sheit throws a boomerang of doubt at your theory. :lol:
Scott

Not my theory BTW, and it just goes to show ya, there's no truth in advertizing!:rofl:

MattW

06-22-2011, 10:12pm

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/Slims/163798.jpg

That's Keely, isn't it? Hers are real, allegedly - the Page 3 girls have to have "un-augmented" characteristics to qualify as Page 3 girls...

joecaver

06-23-2011, 4:07am

The woman can be an ugly mofo but if she is showing her tits guys are going to look at them. It can't be helped.

Uri

06-23-2011, 8:39am

Just look with no expression on your face............make no comment or change expression when caught................meh:confused5: