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wicked_c6
06-16-2011, 10:18am
Sheesh...pussies...


Oregon's Portland Water Bureau is draining an 8 million-gallon reservoir after surveillance cameras caught a man urinating into it this week.

The move will cost the water bureau $35,000 – $28,000 in lost revenue and $7,500 in disposal costs, CNN affiliate KATU-TV reports.

Is that worth it when the urine involved is really a drop in the bucket?

Scientifically, no, said Dave Stone, an assistant professor of toxicology at Oregon State University, who spoke to The Oregonian newspaper about the, er, leak.

"How many animals are doing that or birds?" Stone asked. "I don't want to second-guess the city, but I can't think of anything chemically that would have me be concerned."

Dr. Gary Oxman, a Multnomah County health officer, also told The Oregonian: "The health risk associated with that is really, really tiny."

A healthy bladder holds up to 16 ounces of urine, according to the National Institutes of Health.

Water bureau administrator David Shaff told KATU it's not about the science.

"There are people who will say it’s an overreaction,” he said. “I don’t think so. I think just dealing with the ‘yuck factor,’ I can imagine how many people would be saying, ‘I made orange juice with that water this morning. That’s not That’s not what I want to hear.’ ”

And City Commissioner Randy Leonard told CNN affiliate KGW-TV that the water in the Mount Tabor reservoir is chlorinated before it enters the reservoir.

"The water that's in the reservoir that you see is literally the water that you drink," Leonard said.

Sgt. Pete Simpson of the Portland Police Bureau told KGW the whole mess didn't have to be.

"It's really an unfortunate incident that probably could have been avoided had he chosen a bush," Simpson said.

onedef92
06-16-2011, 10:19am
Are there no chlorinators? Are there no water filters?

wicked_c6
06-16-2011, 10:22am
Are there no chlorinators? Are there no water filters?

I think anyone who's ever drank a Pabst has drank worse. :)

Uncle Pervey
06-16-2011, 10:22am
That's frigging insane... :rofl: there are 96 oz. in a gallon, * 8 million... = 768000000 oz. 16 oz. of urine.

That's 2.0833e-8 parts of urine in the total amount of liquid. (for you math illiterates that's a very, very tiny amount.) Undetectable amount.

Chris Fowler
06-16-2011, 10:26am
"How many animals are doing that or birds?"

bingo...

Yerf Dog
06-16-2011, 10:32am
Asinine.

snide
06-16-2011, 10:35am
Americans. :rolleyes:

Montehall
06-16-2011, 10:43am
Pacnorwest.

Jobaka
06-16-2011, 10:48am
That's frigging insane... :rofl: there are 96 oz. in a gallon, * 8 million... = 768000000 oz. 16 oz. of urine.

That's 2.0833e-8 parts of urine in the total amount of liquid. (for you math illiterates that's a very, very tiny amount.) Undetectable amount.

:skep:


Would that be a LaBron gallon? (no fourth quart)

smearig
06-16-2011, 10:55am
That's frigging insane... :rofl: there are 96 oz. in a gallon, * 8 million... = 768000000 oz. 16 oz. of urine.

That's 2.0833e-8 parts of urine in the total amount of liquid. (for you math illiterates that's a very, very tiny amount.) Undetectable amount.

Are those mini-gallons or something?

Yerf Dog
06-16-2011, 11:06am
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p213/yerfdog65/bg1.jpg

ChasC5
06-16-2011, 12:07pm
Did he stir afterwards? :D

HOWSER
06-16-2011, 12:09pm
Did he stir afterwards? :D

Prolly just shook.

Sea Six
06-16-2011, 12:17pm
That's frigging insane... :rofl: there are 96 oz. in a gallon, * 8 million... = 768000000 oz. 16 oz. of urine.

That's 2.0833e-8 parts of urine in the total amount of liquid. (for you math illiterates that's a very, very tiny amount.) Undetectable amount.

Eh, no.


128 oz in a gallon.




Or, are you talking about metric gallons? :yesnod:

Skia
06-16-2011, 1:03pm
Eh, no.


128 oz in a gallon.




Or, are you talking about metric gallons? :yesnod:Gallons were different when pErvEy was a child learning his measures.

Meeko87
06-16-2011, 1:17pm
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p213/yerfdog65/bg1.jpg

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Z06David
06-16-2011, 1:53pm
dumb

DropTheTop
06-16-2011, 2:03pm
Are there no chlorinators? Are there no water filters?
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r277/MedusaTCM/1984-xmas-humbug-scrooge.jpg

mrvette
06-16-2011, 2:06pm
The whole damn NW region is over run with pussies and nitwits, this enviro bullshit movement is locked in tight up there.....

they all need to starve....let them go without water for a week, see how fast they drink it then....

:cheers:

onedef92
06-16-2011, 2:08pm
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r277/MedusaTCM/1984-xmas-humbug-scrooge.jpg

Exactly! That is too funny. I was thinking the same thing. You have a singular wit, doctor! :lol:

Mirroredshades
06-16-2011, 3:11pm
That is sofa king stupid.


:needcoffee:

Crowvet
06-16-2011, 4:07pm
Hell, I live in the ***** Northwest and I think it is stupid. I piss in my well everyday and it hasn't hurt any of the peeple I serve it to:leaving:

Uncle Pervey
06-16-2011, 4:20pm
Eh, no.


128 oz in a gallon.




Or, are you talking about metric gallons? :yesnod:

Gallons were different when pErvEy was a child learning his measures.

Yes, when I was young there were only 3 quarts in a gallon.... :leaving:

So using today's measurements, 8,000,000 Gallons = 1024000000 oz.
1024000000/16 = 0.000000015625 parts urine in the water. I'd drink it. :leaving:

NCC-1701
06-17-2011, 6:51am
Don't fish piss and shit in the waters...