You know they say that quitting smoking is hard.

[kylebuck]

I have to say laying off women is about 100 times harder. I'm doing better I actually let someone help a cute girl in the store.

[C5SilverBullet]

So you're switching exclusively to men?

[kylebuck]

So you're switching exclusively to men?

Nope. I'm focusing on my school,my job and my car.

[Stangkiller]

Nope. I'm focusing on my school,my job and my car.

Man you really think you can have sex with a C4? I guess beauty is in the eye of the beer holder :beer: :leaving:

[Montehall]

C5's got back.

[kylebuck]

Man you really think you can have sex with a C4? I guess beauty is in the eye of the beer holder :beer: :leaving:

Why does everyone think sex. I don't have it that often so I can take it or leave it.

[DukeAllen]

Signs Of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (http://www.mycarpaltunnel.com/content/signs-of-carpal-tunnel-syndrome.shtml)

[DropTheTop]

Listen here: I'm 37 and can tell you that there will be plenty of "down time" in your life once you eventually do get settled in with a woman. At your age, you're a complete moron if you are "quitting" the dating scene in lieu of all that other BS. :slap:

[Stangkiller]

Listen here: I'm 37 and can tell you that there will be plenty of "down time" in your life once you eventually do get settled in with a woman. At your age, you're a complete moron if you are "quitting" the dating scene in lieu of all that other BS. :slap:
My only advice to him on this topic was...be able to be happy being himself, and to find a way to not feel the 'need' for having a chick with him...Until he can be secure in himself..even when he does pick up a chick she won't stick around for long.

[J S Machine]

there will be plenty of "down time" in your life once you eventually do get settled in with a woman.

qft

[kylebuck]

Listen here: I'm 37 and can tell you that there will be plenty of "down time" in your life once you eventually do get settled in with a woman. At your age, you're a complete moron if you are "quitting" the dating scene in lieu of all that other BS. :slap:
What dating scene? I've been on one date. Going out drinking in bars is more fun with out the thought of hooking up.
My only advice to him on this topic was...be able to be happy being himself, and to find a way to not feel the 'need' for having a chick with him...Until he can be secure in himself..even when he does pick up a chick she won't stick around for long.So in taking a page out of honey badgers book. I just don't give a shit.

[DropTheTop]

What dating scene? I've been on one date. Going out drinking in bars is more fun with out the thought of hooking up.

Sorry, but the ONLY reason I used to go to a bar and over pay for drinks and food, was because I was on the lookout. Perhaps you'd have a better time if you took up shuffle board, or mahjong. :D

[DAB]

ah yes, the old bar fallacy:

if you go to a bar to meet a woman (assuming you are a man), you will meet a woman who goes to a bar. that might not be the type of woman you are meant to meet.

[WalkerInTN]

If you're having problems getting chicks, you need stronger duct tape. :leaving:

[Datawiz]

ah yes, the old bar fallacy:

if you go to a bar to meet a woman (assuming you are a man), you will meet a woman who goes to a bar. that might not be the type of woman you are meant to meet.

Of course not. She was meant to meat. ;)

[Rotorhead]

My only advice to him on this topic was...be able to be happy being himself, and to find a way to not feel the 'need' for having a chick with him...Until he can be secure in himself..even when he does pick up a chick she won't stick around for long.

Someone has to tie his shoes and dress him.:D

[GRN ENVY]

Nope. I'm focusing on my school,my job and my car.

Smart cookie. School is heck of alot easier with out some chic calling you every 5 mins

[Stangkiller]

Smart cookie. School is heck of alot easier with out some chic calling you every 5 mins

You're dating the wrong chicks :D

[jeff w]

Smart cookie. School is heck of alot easier with out some chic calling you every 5 mins

School is a lot easier for the girls when Joe isn't calling them every 5 mins

[GRN ENVY]

You're dating the wrong chicks :D

I do tend to attract the high maintence girls

School is a lot easier for the girls when Joe isn't calling them every 5 mins

Well played

[DJ_Critterus]

Nope. I'm focusing on my school,my job and my car.

You're about two posts away from running out of the closet wiping vaseline out of your crack.

[kylebuck]

School is a lot easier for the girls when Joe isn't calling them every 5 minsNo I have your name in my call logs

You're about two posts away from running out of the closet wiping vaseline out of your crack.nah. I still love boobies and vayjayjay. Just not in my plan right now

[island14]

Just one day at a time Joe..

When you get weak, Remind yourself they are just stinky evil little smelly things that want to control your life, and would leave a trail like a snail if they didn't have legs. :beer:

[kylebuck]

Just one day at a time Joe..

When you get weak, Remind yourself they are just stinky evil little smelly things that want to control your life, and would leave a trail like a snail if they didn't have legs. :beer:

Oh nothing about getting weak. I just don't have the opportunity . Instead of chasing I'm going to focus on things to better myself

[Entropy]

My only advice to him on this topic was...be able to be happy being himself, and to find a way to not feel the 'need' for having a chick with him...Until he can be secure in himself..even when he does pick up a chick she won't stick around for long.
This man speaks truth.

[Frizzle]

My only advice to him on this topic was...be able to be happy being himself, and to find a way to not feel the 'need' for having a chick with him...Until he can be secure in himself..even when he does pick up a chick she won't stick around for long.

:iagree:

just be you... and no one else...

[Uncle Pervey]

I'm gonna tell ya Joey that living on a starvation diet of pussay is much worse than total abstinence. It takes a bit but after a few months it won't be an overwhelming drive in your life. Then after a few years you won't even think about it unless somebody else mentions it.
It is very much like quitting smoking the first year or so after you quit you still feel the burning desire to light up at specific times. Like after sex or a good meal or when drinking. Then something magical happens, you get where you can't stand the smell of the damned things. It doesn't get quite that bad with pussay... but the tricks that women use to control men start really getting lame and have a whole lot less effect on ya. :yesnod:

[kylebuck]

I'm gonna tell ya Joey that living on a starvation diet of pussay is much worse than total abstinence. It takes a bit but after a few months it won't be an overwhelming drive in your life. Then after a few years you won't even think about it unless somebody else mentions it.
It is very much like quitting smoking the first year or so after you quit you still feel the burning desire to light up at specific times. Like after sex or a good meal or when drinking. Then something magical happens, you get where you can't stand the smell of the damned things. It doesn't get quite that bad with pussay... but the tricks that women use to control men start really getting lame and have a whole lot less effect on ya. :yesnod:

Well that's good Im on my longest cold streak ever of 3 months. Just don't really care anymore. I'm not a ladies man so I'll do what I'm good at.
Everything else

[island14]

I'm gonna tell ya Joey that living on a starvation diet of pussay is much worse than total abstinence. It takes a bit but after a few months it won't be an overwhelming drive in your life. Then after a few years you won't even think about it unless somebody else mentions it.
It is very much like quitting smoking the first year or so after you quit you still feel the burning desire to light up at specific times. Like after sex or a good meal or when drinking. Then something magical happens, you get where you can't stand the smell of the damned things. It doesn't get quite that bad with pussay... but the tricks that women use to control men start really getting lame and have a whole lot less effect on ya. :yesnod:



That's debatable...

I have ran into a few in my lifetime that were unbearable.

Smelly Shelly comes to mind as one, but there was another one that was sooooooooo BAD! that I lost my... umm.. desire?

[LATB]

I have to say laying off women is about 100 times harder. I'm doing better I actually let someone help a cute girl in the store.

son...

you have yet to lay on a woman.

[Uri]

This man speaks truth.

.......and they also had no problem giving you up Joe.....:leaving:

[kylebuck]

.......and they also had no problem giving you up Joe.....:leaving:
Dont say much bout me huh?
Fuk it's ok I can do a water pump job on an lye in 2 hours ish

[Uri]

Dont say much bout me huh?
Fuk it's ok I can do a water pump job on an lye in 2 hours ish

Please don't drink yourself into confusion.........and I told you some months ago that developed countries in Asia have more women than they can handle.

Tokyo women would leave you tired of *****. You would be ****ing by accident..........

[island14]

Please don't drink yourself into confusion.........and I told you some months ago that developed countries in Asia have more women than they can handle.

Tokyo women would leave you tired of *****. You would be ****ing by accident..........



The birth ratio around here is about 6 or 7 female babies to 1 male.

I told Joe I would be his Pimp if he wants to come over.....

There are plenty of cuties, and I would keep him away from the tramps.

(well except maybe one day so he could have fun)



I got two chickens for the last guy i hooked up, from the girls parents.. :lol:



Edit: Oh wait, I see now you said "developed Asian Countries"... never mind. :lol:

[ApexOversteer]

Joebouck off women? I'm buying stock in Kleenex and Jergens...

[kylebuck]

Joebouck off women? I'm buying stock in Kleenex and Jergens...

That's funny

[Uri]

Joe............wise up! (In general)Sorry to say American women ain't worth the effort or issues they come with......

:dance:

American woman Stay away from me American Woman Mama let me be
Don’t come Hanging around my door I don’t want to see your face No more
I got more important Things to do Then spend my time Growing old with you
American Woman Get away from me American woman Mama let me be
Don’t come Knocking around my door I don’t want to see your shadow No more
Colored Lights Can hypnotize Go and sparkle Someone else’s eyes
Now woman I said get away American Woman Listen what I say
American Woman I said get away American woman Listen what I say
Don’t come Hanging around my door
Idon’t want to see your face No more
I don’t need your war machines
I don’t need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
Now go go go
gonna leave you, woman
gonna leave you, woman
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You’re no good for me
I’m no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go
You know I’m gonna leave
You know I’m gonna go, woman
I’m gonna leave, woman
Goodbye, American Woman

[island14]

Joe............wise up! (In general)Sorry to say American women ain't worth the effort or issues they come with......


http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k505/427z/Smileys/smiley-signs011.gif


There are some good ones still back in the USSA but getting hard to find.

After living In the Philippines awhile it makes me just want to throw rocks at most of them back there now. :yesnod:

I think the odds of finding a good one are increased a lot better anyways.


You live in Japan don't you?

We need to get Joe over here for a tour...

I bet if he comes just one time! it will become the first annual Joebuck world tour.....

Actually, I have a few in mind for him to meet if he comes over. :beer:



PS: The Lenny song you posted is appropriate :thumbs:

[Uri]

Well actually the Guess Who/ 1970....

I adopted the song that year!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Woman_(song)

[kylebuck]

That is awful generous guys but no way I could afford that
It would be an amazing cultural experience

[island14]

Well actually the Guess Who/ 1970....

I adopted the song that year!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Woman_(song)



I knew someone would remind me of that after I hit enter :D


I just always liked Lenny's remake better.


:cheers:

[island14]

That is awful generous guys but no way I could afford that
It would be an amazing cultural experience


Tokyo is expensive, but in Bantayan you can get by real well on about $20 to $30 a day, and that's no joke!

If you came here you could crash at our place so no hotel fees to worry about.

Food would be on me also as we always cook up a bunch everyday, so all you need now is your beer money and a little travel change.

I'm not sure what Airfare is now, but a buddy just booked a flight for about $1400 US after searching the travel sites awhile.

I paid about $1800 last year when I went back to the states to visit family, so somewhere in between I'm guessing.

Time goes by fast if you are only here a few weeks, a month is plenty of time to check out a lot of places and meet people.

:cheers: