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onedef92
06-10-2011, 9:03am
Wal-Mart thief puts guns in his pants

Posted: Jun 09, 2011 4:53 PM EDT
Updated: Jun 09, 2011 4:53 PM EDT

CENTRAL, LA (WAFB) - Sheriff's deputies are looking for a man that was caught on camera stealing guns from the Central Wal-Mart.

The man, dressed in a smiley-face shirt, went into the store early Tuesday morning, gained access to a locked gun case and put a shotgun down his pants. He then left the store via the gardening section.

He came back two hours later dressed in a dark shirt with stripes on the sleeves and stole a rifle by putting it in his pants.

The suspect was seen driving a white crew cab pickup.

If you can identify the suspect, call Crime Stoppers at 344-STOP or the East Baton Rouge Sheriff's Office at 389-5000.

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navyndi2
06-10-2011, 9:09am
I've heard of men putting a pair of sox in their pants cause they are lacking but a pair of guns, bat chit crazy.

Bucwheat
06-10-2011, 9:52am
Need to fire that 87 year old greater. :D

Uncle Pervey
06-10-2011, 10:40am
Joebuck was that you???
:rofl:

onedef92
06-10-2011, 10:51am
It's too bad the gun didn't discharge accidentally, rendering the perp shootin' blanks permanently. That mofo don't need to be reproducing.

kylebuck
06-10-2011, 10:53am
Joebuck was that you???
:rofl:
i dont know what you're talking about... :leaving:

Bill
06-10-2011, 4:29pm
Is that a stolen shotgun in your pants, or are you just happy to be at Walmart?

BADRACR1
06-10-2011, 4:36pm
My uncle used to work at a dept. store in Knoxville. He said this fat woman tried to steal a small portable tv. She had a harness around her waist with a hook dangling from it. She sat the tv in the floor, squatted and hooked the handle on the top, and walked off. They caught her as she exited the store and the tv banged against the door!:slap: