Seven Degrees of Coonass

[Burnt C6]

FIRST DEGREE
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly, and when he opens the door, he finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, "No, Honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead and ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Boudreaux pondered the question, then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

[HeatherO]

coonass sounds a lot like blonde :lol::lol:

[DAB]

paging Joebuck....please verify or refute....

[navyndi2]

:rofl:

[Superstreet]

Jeez! :lol: :lol:

[DukeAllen]

If Boudreaux divorced his wife for cheating, is she still his sister?

[Low12s]

is that anything like a candyazz?

[Rotorhead]

is that anything like a candyazz?

Only if you play football for LSU. :rofl:

[Uncle Pervey]

A young black executive was transferred by his company to Louisanna. He was an rock climber, skydiver and hang gliding enthusiast. Well he soon found out that Lousianna is flat as Vator's head so he soon realized that he wasn't going to do much hang gliding or rock climbing in Lousiana.
Then one day he happened to spot a huge abandoned tower owned by Louisiana Power & Light, he stopped his car and started climbing. By the time he got to the top platform he noticed the stiff breeze coming in from the Gulf and decided that this would be the pefect place to launch his hang glider from.
The next Saturday morning he got up bright and early and drove out to the tower, he climbed the tower and pulled his glider up after him.
What he didn't know was the about 2 miles away, sitting in a duck blind was Boudreaux and Thibodeaux steadily gazing at the skies waiting for the ducks to fly in.
About that time the young man came swooping over the horizon... Boudreaux and Thibodeaux both opened up with their 12 gauges. BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!... Boudreaux said, to Thibodeaux, "Damn dat wuz de biggest duck I ever did sees!" Thibodeaux said, back,"I knows I hit de bastard 'hat lease tree time... Boudreaux said back.."mysef, I knows we wooonded de bastard 'cause he dun drops dat Ni***boy he was carrying 'hoff!"


:D

[mrvette]

A young black executive was transferred by his company to Louisanna. He was an rock climber, skydiver and hang gliding enthusiast. Well he soon found out that Lousianna is flat as Vator's head so he soon realized that he wasn't going to do much hang gliding or rock climbing in Lousiana.
Then one day he happened to spot a huge abandoned tower owned by Louisiana Power & Light, he stopped his car and started climbing. By the time he got to the top platform he noticed the stiff breeze coming in from the Gulf and decided that this would be the pefect place to launch his hang glider from.
The next Saturday morning he got up bright and early and drove out to the tower, he climbed the tower and pulled his glider up after him.
What he didn't know was the about 2 miles away, sitting in a duck blind was Boudreaux and Thibodeaux steadily gazing at the skies waiting for the ducks to fly in.
About that time the young man came swooping over the horizon... Boudreaux and Thibodeaux both opened up with their 12 gauges. BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!... Boudreaux said, to Thibodeaux, "Damn dat wuz de biggest duck I ever did sees!" Thibodeaux said, back,"I knows I hit de bastard 'hat lease tree time... Boudreaux said back.."mysef, I knows we wooonded de bastard 'cause he dun drops dat Ni***boy he was carrying 'hoff!"


:D

OH SHIT, NOW it starts.....:dance::lol::rofl:

[BuckyThreadkiller]

paging Joebuck....please verify or refute....

Refute? Hell, he's number 6.

[LATB]

Bordeaux was launchin his boat full of "duck" tape at the bayou ramp...

couple of good 'ole boys asked "Bordeaux, what ya doin wit that there "duck" tape?"

Boudreaux, "goin duck huntin out in dem there cypress swamps"

good 'ole boys laughed until come later in the day...here come 'ole Boudreaux wit a boat load of ducks.

boys were WTF???

next day Boudreaux shows up at the ramp wit a boat full of pussywillows...

one of good 'ole boys asked "Boudreaux, what ya doin wit that there pussywillow?"

other 'ole boy turns to his friend and says, "I'm goin wit Boudreaux" :D

[Poog]

If Boudreaux divorced his wife for cheating, is she still his sister?

http://i2.tinypic.com/11m7yhy.gif

[NB2K]

FIRST DEGREE
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly, and when he opens the door, he finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, "No, Honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead and ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Boudreaux pondered the question, then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

I'm gonna print dis out an' mail it to all mah friends.

[NB2K]

Paw-paw Boudreaux sends little T-Bob to the lumber yard for some 4x2s.
Foreman says, "T-Bob, how long does your Paw-paw want dem 4x2s?"
T-Bob runs back home and axes Paw-paw the question and then runs back to da lumberyard.
"My Paw-paw says he's building a house with those 4x2s so he wants dem for a long, long time!"

[NB2K]

is that anything like a candyazz?

Only if you play football for LSU. :rofl:

Why don't y'all come down to BR and we'll go to Walk-Ons and you can try dat material out?:D:shots:

[Rotorhead]

Why don't y'all come down to BR and we'll go to Walk-Ons and you can try dat material out?:D:shots:

I can't translate it to where they would understand. I will bring some crayons to draw pics though.:D

[kylebuck]

FIRST DEGREE
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."
False. Coonasses live well within 200 miles of the coast.
SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" true.

THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly, and when he opens the door, he finds her in the arms of a redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head.
His wife yells, "No, Honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
True
FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead and ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
true also
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"True, Followed by a "that will show that bitch that he is my man."

SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a ULLFreshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Boudreaux pondered the question, then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
False, He would have thought the professor was talking bout different gumbo styles.
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."False, Most coonasses have a lot of hunting dogs, which would mess with the police dog.


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[Corey_68]

Cha... I miss me some Boudreaux and Thibodaux jokes in texas

[kylebuck]

Cha... I miss me some Boudreaux and Thibodaux jokes in texas

K know right may dude

[NB2K]

I can't translate it to where they would understand. I will bring some crayons to draw pics though.:D

Just talk real slow and use your hands.:beer:

[onedef92]

"Portifoy is that you and shit?" - Roddy McDowell

[Uncle Pervey]

Boudreaux's son T-Bob decided he wanted to go off to college. So Boudreaux sent him out to California to UCLA to go to college.
After T-Bob had been there a while he phoned home and asked for Boudreaux to send his dog Fideaux out to California, he told Boudreaux that they had schools for dogs out there that could teach a dog to speak human language.
Well hell Boudreaux couldn't pass up on that so he shipped ol Fideaux out first thing.
After Fideaux got there T-Bob called Boudreaux and said that the school cost $5,000 to enroll. So Boudreaux dedicated himself to catching enough gators to send T-Bob that $5,000. About a month later T-Bob called again and said he needed some more money to buy Fideaux some books for school. So Boudreaux sent him another $1,000.
Finally after a few months of this Boudreaux called and asked to speak to Fideaux, well T-Bob told him Fideaux was out at a concert with his study group of dogs. A couple of weeks later Boudreaux called again and wanted to talk to Fideaux and T-Bob told him that Fideaux was at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory testing for Astronaut training. Well this made old Boudreaux damned proud, not only was his dog gonna be able to speak human language now he was going to be an Astronaut.
Well after the school year was up it was time for T-Bob and Fideaux to come home. Boudreaux was very excited that his two boys were comng back and he couldn't wait to talk to Fideaux.
Well the big day came and T-Bob came polling up to the dock outside of Boudreaux's house,but he was by himself. Boudreaux came out and wanted to know where Fideaux was.
Well T-Bob told him, "Well you see Papa,we were flying back and Fideaux started talking about home. After we goto on de bus in Baton Rouge he really started getting excited about being home, and he was calling out the sights as we drove through down..."'der's de hardware store where Papa get his fishing wire, der's de church house, der's de grocery store and then when we passed the Thibodeaux's house old Fideaux said,"der's de Thibodeaux's house... I wonder if papa still fecking Ms. Thibodeaux?"
Boudreaux, said "I hope you killed that godammed dog didn't ya?" :D