A porn star's twitter

[NeedSpeed]

I may have to start tweeting :lol:

Twitter (http://twitter.com/#!/AsaAkira)


Season finale of #Workaholics tonight. The show is tight like my butthole circa '08! @ders808 @adamdevine @uncleblazer @kylenewacheck



I guess feeling old is a small price to pay to bang teenagers.



Whoa, I'm not retiring! Please, I am soooo not done plastering the Internet with images of my asshole.



No gag reflex = Good for blowjobs, horrible for bulimia.

[Yerf Dog]

Bless her heart.

[onedef92]

Pics of her twitter or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays.

[NeedSpeed]

Pics of her twitter or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays.

Damn, I was going to suggest twatter, but it's taken:

Twatter - The Anti-Social Network (http://twatter.com/)

[Iron Chef]

Good Lord.

[78SA]

You forgot this one.


@AsaAkira
Asa Akira
Getting MOLDED for my @Fleshlight today!!!

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I bet her dad is popping a button with pride,,,,,,,,,,,

[DukeAllen]

That just gave my screen herpes.

[Low12s]

I bet her dad is popping a button with pride,,,,,,,,,,,

Prolly where she got her start :leaving:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

:lol::lol:That just gave my screen herpes.

[yell01]

A girl you just want to take home to meet mom.

[sanchez]

Prolly where she got her start :leaving:

That's one of the best things about a slag like this. You can spit on her and call her names and know that her father did way way worse stuff to her.

[NeedSpeed]

More:


Just turned down a scene in which the guy would be taking a shit while I blew him. Now pondering the meaning of life.



Trying to masturbate but my leg keeps cramping up right before I cum. I think god is punishing me for being a whore.

[Meeko87]

Just turned down a scene in which the guy would be taking a shit while I blew him. Now pondering the meaning of life.


She's not down with the lumpkins :rofl:

[Uri]

:beat:


"I've never had anal sex with a condom. That could be revealing either(A) what a slut I am, or (B) how much I don't get laid off camera."


:dance:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

:beat:


"I've never had anal sex with a condom. That could be revealing either(A) what a slut I am, or (B) how much I don't get laid off camera."


:dance:
I will go out on a limb and say A,,,

[Uri]

I will go out on a limb and say A,,,

Deliberating...................:confused5:

[SnikPlosskin]

More:

What a winner. What is wrong with someone who posts this stuff and is proud of her activities? Pathetic.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

What a winner. What is wrong with someone who posts this stuff and is proud of her activities? Pathetic.
Just so said slut pays her taxes, I dont GAF.

[Entropy]

That's one of the best things about a slag like this. You can spit on her and call her names and know that her father did way way worse stuff to her.
Truth.

Saying this:
Asa Akira
Nothing like a good raping to make u feel like a woman again.

= my formative years were spent doing unholy things with my relatives.

[Uri]

Hot bitch.....In my youth......:dance:

[NeedSpeed]

She's got issues that need to be addressed, IMHO.

Yep, she just needs butsexx and lots of it. :D

[onedef92]

http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/toadstoolcouch/girls/3.jpg

Damn. She's so slutty, she makes Kelly Bundy look like a technical virgin.

[sanchez]

Truth.

Saying this:
Asa Akira
Nothing like a good raping to make u feel like a woman again.

= my formative years were spent doing unholy things with my relatives.

Unholy or triple holy? My guess is the latter, lettig the kinfolk go airtight......

Kinda puts a whole new spin on going family style......

[Entropy]

Unholy or triple holy? My guess is the latter, lettig the kinfolk go airtight......

Kinda puts a whole new spin on going family style......
Definitely triple holy.

I haven't seen any of her work, but I'm guessing she's a DVDA kind of girl.

[sanchez]

Definitely triple holy.

I haven't seen any of her work, but I'm guessing she's a DVDA kind of girl.

That's legit.

Sidebar: Does going dvda make the dudes partially gay? Their joints are touching, so it's a bit of a gray area to me.

[onedef92]

I'm thinking she's had enough by now to make her have to concentrate to keep the poop on the inside. :ack:

Bored out .060 over AND oversleeved, huh? :ack:

[Uncle Pervey]

That's legit.

Sidebar: Does going dvda make the dudes partially gay? Their joints are touching, so it's a bit of a gray area to me.



I think it's ok as long as you are in different holes... you know front door and back door... :yesnod:


However you can feel the other dudes joint no matter which door you go in. :D At least that's what the big boys tell me. :rofl:

[onedef92]

I think it's ok as long as you are in different holes... you know front door and back door... :yesnod:


However you can feel the other dudes joint no matter which door you go in. :D At least that's what the big boys tell me. :rofl:

You can't touch bottom on a skinny chick, either. And that's a fact. :D

[Uncle Pervey]

You can't touch bottom on a skinny chick, either. And that's a fact. :D


That is a fact! Big womang.. big coochie, skinny womang all coochie! :D

[onedef92]

That is a fact! Big womang.. big coochie, skinny womang all coochie! :D

Funny how that works, ain't it? Vaginal mechanics and shit? :D

[sanchez]

I think it's ok as long as you are in different holes... you know front door and back door... :yesnod:


However you can feel the other dudes joint no matter which door you go in. :D At least that's what the big boys tell me. :rofl:

Dude, you're talking the pedestrian dutch doors. Entropy was coming correct with DVDA, the D standing for double. Four dudes. Bits are touching no matter how you cut it.

We are talking serious parental abuse to lead a that kind of self laothing.

[Uncle Pervey]

Dude, you're talking the pedestrian dutch doors. Entropy was coming correct with DVDA, the D standing for double. Four dudes. Bits are touching no matter how you cut it.

We are talking serious parental abuse to lead a that kind of self laothing.

Hey, I'm from the south, we know about all that old shit... down here relative humidity is when the sweat runs down your sack and drips on your sister bunghole. :yesnod:


BTW, you know that Entropy is the Devil don't ya?

[WalkerInTN]

Bored out .060 over AND oversleeved, huh? :ack:

The rings are shot, there's no seal between the pistons & cylinders..... :rofl:

[99 pewtercoupe]

WTF is this.....
I guess I am just too old and out of touch but this is just plain old stupid shit

[NEVRL8T]

I would still knock the shit out of it. Or bang the hell out of the sides.

[Entropy]

That's legit.

Sidebar: Does going dvda make the dudes partially gay? Their joints are touching, so it's a bit of a gray area to me.
I'm not sure if the moon:astronaut corollary applies in this case, but it's definitely approaching that type of situation. Rubbing schlongs doesn't quite make you a c*ck sucker, and doing it in a vagina does earn you some hetero points, but I think it's a front personally.

[Entropy]

ttt

:hat:

[lallend]

You forgot this one.

@AsaAkira
Asa Akira
Getting MOLDED for my @Fleshlight today!!!



Here ya go...



YouTube - ‪Asa Akira being Molded at Topco Sales‬‏

[Allan]

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "OH GOD!" :D

Peeped some of her movie trailers.

That's what she says, in a most southern accent! :hurray:

Can't tell if it's GA, TN, AL, or MS though. :rofl:

[onedef92]

The rings are shot, there's no seal between the pistons & cylinders..... :rofl:

Just.................damn! :lol:

[Joecooool]

That is a fact! Big womang.. big coochie, skinny womang all coochie! :D

I've had more than one skinny girl tell me that I was punishing her cervix.

[Iron Chef]

This is a pleasant little thread. :willy:

[onedef92]

I've had more than one skinny girl tell me that I was punishing her cervix.

They'll tell you anything to hurry your getting off them. :D