Johnny Dangerously

[mikeg826]

I was talking about this movie the other day with a couple people, I forgot how good this movie was. Anyone else like it?

YouTube - ‪Moroney Addresses the Court‬‏

:rofl:

[Kevin_73]

Marilu Henner! :drool: :hump:

[Superstreet]

:lol: Excellent movie!!!


You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once...

You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!

You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...

[mikeg826]

:lol: Excellent movie!!!


You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once...

You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!

You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...

Joe Piscopo :rofl:

The Death Row scene was funny when Dom Deliuse was the priest giving the speech:

Warden: Your turn, Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived.
Priest: Are you ready my son?
Johnny: I'm ready if you are, Father.
Priest: Dominus hubiscum habisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus.
Prisoner: So long, Johnny.
Priest: Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.
Prisoner: Be brave, Johnny.
Priest: When's the next bus?
Johnny: Always, Neal.
Priest: Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too loudy. Odesti fidellas.
Prisoner: Good luck, Johnny.
Priest: Centra fidellas. Hi fidellas.
Johnny: (assembling pieces of the gun handed to him by the prisoners) Why didn't I take shop?
Priest: Post meridian. Ante-meridian. Uncle Meridian. All of the little meridians.
Prisoner: Bye bye, Johnny.
Johnny: Bye, Rocco.
Priest: Magna Carta. Master charga.
Prisoner: Spit in his eye, Johnny.
Johnny: OK, Rabbi.
Priest: Dume procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.
Warden: Any last words, Johnny? (sound of gun cocking) Well said!

[bsmith]

One of my favorites as a kid.
Have not watched it in years.

[mikeg826]

One of my favorites as a kid.
Have not watched it in years.


I haven't seen it in a while too, this along with other 80's comedies were heavily quoted with between my dad and my brother and I.

another 80's classics -

The Fish that saved Pittsburgh - " in one ear, out the other three"

[onedef92]

Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.

Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.

Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

[DukeAllen]

I always loved that fargging movie. It's been a few years, I should go re-watch that sominabatch.

[bsmith]

I haven't seen it in a while too, this along with other 80's comedies were heavily quoted with between my dad and my brother and I.

another 80's classics -

The Fish that saved Pittsburgh - " in one ear, out the other three"

Never heard of that one...

I always loved Private Eyes with Tim Conway & Don Knotts when I was a kid.

[VatorMan]

danny vermin: i got something to stop him.

Dutch: they made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight magnum.

danny vermin: it shoots through schools.

i always loved that fargging movie. It's been a few years, i should go re-watch that sominabatch.

It's fargin war !!!!!

[NeedSpeed]

One of my favorites as a kid.
Have not watched it in years.

:iagree:

[onedef92]

:iagree:

I haven't peeped it since college. I have a buddy who can recite the entire movie, chapter and verse.

[mikeg826]

YouTube - ‪Johnny Dangerously - Bathroom Bomb‬‏

[Aerovette]

I watched it once...ONCE.


j/k I've seen it a few times. Funny stuff.

[Low12s]

Gonna have to peep this one

[Yerf Dog]

Fargin' iceholes.

[jaxgator]

Gonna have to peep this one

:iagree: Never seen it. Will have to check it out.

[Superstreet]

YouTube - ‪Johnny Dangerously - Bathroom Bomb‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKKhL7X2-Kk)

Dork! :lol: :lol:

[Kerrmudgeon]

Every time I watch it, I find something new that I missed before, one of the funniest ever. Iceholes.......and bastiges!:rofl:

[Fastguy]

I gonna have you bowls inna sling!

[bsmith]

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