So when I got back to my hotel room tonight...

[snide]

I found this.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo202/snideb/IMAG0443.jpg

Hope there aren't any used "balloons" in the bed... :ack:

[DAB]

That's part of your amenity package.

[Jeff '79]

Send a pic to corporate...Get a few free weeks.....:dance:

[VatorMan]

Order up room service.

http://www.nouveautoys.com/i//Maid_Main_LG.jpg

[Datawiz]

Snide's getting some action tonight!! :hurray:

[VatorMan]

Snide's getting some action tonight!! :hurray:

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n138/krwada/animals/barnyard%20antics/sexy_sheep.jpg

[Datawiz]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n138/krwada/animals/barnyard%20antics/sexy_sheep.jpg

:lol:

[HeatherO]

it's Wednesday, and you're finding that now? :skep:

[VatorMan]

it's Wednesday, and you're finding that now? :skep:

Did you leave it from the weekend?

[xXBUDXx]

The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.

[sanchez]

It's ninjas waiting to wake you up with suprise buttsects. You have two choices: super glue your ringpiece shut or role with it. Because your assailants are most likely asian, your probably won't be totally gay afterwards.

Good luck and sleep tight!

[LATB]

must suk havin' to live out of hotel rooms.

[Datawiz]

It's ninjas waiting to wake you up with suprise buttsects. You have two choices: super glue your ringpiece shut or role with it. Because your assailants are most likely asian, your probably won't be totally gay afterwards.

Good luck and sleep tight!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[oahuyahoo]

The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.

[waterspew]ohshit[waterspew]

[VatorMan]

It's ninjas waiting to wake you up with suprise buttsects. You have two choices: super glue your ringpiece shut or role with it. Because your assailants are most likely asian, your probably won't be totally gay afterwards.

Good luck and sleep tight!

Looks like Magnum size. He got Sumo Ninjas.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/247/3/6/Sumo_Ninja_by_Sumo_Ninja.jpg

[Datawiz]

Looks like Magnum size. He got Sumo Ninjas.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/247/3/6/Sumo_Ninja_by_Sumo_Ninja.jpg

Can't you vador a schlong on the picture to make it relevant?

[VatorMan]

Can't you vador a schlong on the picture to make it relevant?

You reallly want to see a schlong?

[Rotorhead]

The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.

:rofl:

[sanchez]

Can't you vador a schlong on the picture to make it relevant?

Or make him black and name him Big John Thunder?

Didn't Kareem Abdul Jabar know kung fu? I'd wager that dude would totally blow out your ring piece. You'd better check your insurance to see what it'd cost to get your tar star re-cored.

[Datawiz]

You reallly want to see a schlong?

Sure, a cartoon ninja schlong would be hilarious. In fact, make it very small, since he's Asian. :lol:

[HeatherO]

Did you leave it from the weekend?

yeah, I left mine in a different room though :lol::lol:

[Jeff '79]

I found this.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo202/snideb/IMAG0443.jpg

Hope there aren't any used "balloons" in the bed... :ack:

So....Did you feel for the wet spot, or did you make a maid come in and do it for you ?....:puke:

[VatorMan]

Sure, a cartoon ninja schlong would be hilarious. In fact, make it very small, since he's Asian. :lol:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3380/3334822050_c7976dd0a4_o.jpg


I feel dirty even searching for small animated schlong.

[sanchez]

Sure, a cartoon ninja schlong would be hilarious. In fact, make it very small, since he's Asian. :lol:

http://www.mindofspaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gayninja.jpg

[DAB]

Sure, a cartoon ninja schlong would be hilarious. In fact, make it very small, since he's Asian. :lol:

A limp grain of rice??

[65 Hardnoks]

I found this.

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo202/snideb/IMAG0443.jpg

Hope there aren't any used "balloons" in the bed... :ack:

Then call room service and be done with it.

Hey everyone! Snide is in a HOTEL!! :dance:

:cheers:

That WOULD pizz me off as well, BTW.

[Datawiz]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3380/3334822050_c7976dd0a4_o.jpg


I feel dirty even searching for small animated schlong.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[repo]

Nice decor.:shots:

[Jeff '79]

Nice decor.:shots:

I was thinking the same thing....That bed spread is ghastly, and the rug is as well...A few cocktails, and it's probably all good though.

[Uncle Pervey]

You might try to lube your ass up before you go to sleep... never know when buttsexx ninja is gonna pop up. :yesnod:

[NEVRL8T]

Damn Alan, who jacks off with a rubber on?

[dwjz06]

It's ninjas waiting to wake you up with suprise buttsects. You have two choices: super glue your ringpiece shut or role with it. Because your assailants are most likely asian, your probably won't be totally gay afterwards.

Good luck and sleep tight!fecking Sanchez!:rofl::rofl::cheers:

[Blademaker]

Sheets stick together?

[Bill]

Order up room service.

http://www.nouveautoys.com/i//Maid_Main_LG.jpg

Careful.....that's how the IMF guy got arrested in New York City.

[MattW]

Sadly, that carpet looks familiar. It must be used in 60% of mid-high chain hotels in the US...

[snide]

Snide's getting some action tonight!! :hurray:
:hurray::hurray::hurray: Wait, what? I doubt it. :(

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n138/krwada/animals/barnyard%20antics/sexy_sheep.jpg
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.
:willy: :willy: :willy:

It's ninjas waiting to wake you up with suprise buttsects. You have two choices: super glue your ringpiece shut or role with it. Because your assailants are most likely asian, your probably won't be totally gay afterwards.

Good luck and sleep tight!
:willy: :willy: :willy:

must suk havin' to live out of hotel rooms.:yesnod: :(

Hey everyone! Snide is in a HOTEL!! :dance:
3-4 nights per week.

Sheets stick together?
I sure hope not. :willy: :willy:


Sadly, that carpet looks familiar. It must be used in 60% of mid-high chain hotels in the US...
I wouldn't call this place a mid-high end hotel, although it is part of a major chain.

[MattW]

In my world, a Doubletree is a mid-high. Ballin'!

[oahuyahoo]

yeah, I left mine in a different room though :lol::lol:

Oh crap now you just blew my cover (no pun intended).

[snide]

In my world, a Doubletree is a mid-high. Ballin'!

I can't afford those places. :(

[kylebuck]

my bad.

[ft laud mike]

The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.

:rofl:

[simpleman68]

The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.

That sheit ain't right.... :rofl:
Scott

[onedef92]

Damn. They must have some awful big bedbugs.

[Bucwheat]

Your wife packed it in your bag hoping you get lucky and leave her alone! :D

[sasnglass77]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n138/krwada/animals/barnyard%20antics/sexy_sheep.jpg

http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd513/blkvette77/ohsnap.gifhttp://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd513/blkvette77/votingjudges.gif

[Yerf Dog]

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/public/rrzWNCNb6f9JxANF3PH4ZLOBP-gnsrBbWP0S1x_4gf_uD6n-YzPp2K2rurhai7kZsqVONVQ9ULFZT1ZQTgojyUUfkRHiZ2Xzu4nO0UsHDhTk0NN2sXgotWF021wELJUGFLNShof3B4Fu2mN4IwKJyqNcHNsIk3L-U1ebRg

[Jeff '79]

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/public/rrzWNCNb6f9JxANF3PH4ZLOBP-gnsrBbWP0S1x_4gf_uD6n-YzPp2K2rurhai7kZsqVONVQ9ULFZT1ZQTgojyUUfkRHiZ2Xzu4nO0UsHDhTk0NN2sXgotWF021wELJUGFLNShof3B4Fu2mN4IwKJyqNcHNsIk3L-U1ebRg

:rofl: Ya , really !

[snide]

Your wife packed it in your bag hoping you get lucky and leave her alone! :D

What is this wife thing you speak of? :confused:

[Mike Mercury]

Order up room service.

http://www.nouveautoys.com/i//Maid_Main_LG.jpg

:rofl:

[zz4vetteguy]

my bad.

Like any of us would believe you were in a hotel room with someone else...to be able to use that.


Did you just notice that, or did the housekeeping staff have a little fun in your room while you were out?