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GRN ENVY
06-01-2011, 4:42pm
You walk into my office and say "What up Homes"

Go feck your self, I am not your Hommy.


Oh, he pulled up in a GS450 with some ugly rims on it and bleached hair that was slicked back, probably mid 40's. This guy is the poster child for D-Bags
Meeko87
06-01-2011, 4:45pm
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/31/128779107507593938.jpg
CertInsaneC5
06-01-2011, 4:45pm
Overcharge him. Dbag tax. :lol:
CertInsaneC5
06-01-2011, 4:46pm
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/31/128779107507593938.jpg

:rofl:
GRN ENVY
06-01-2011, 4:51pm
Overcharge him. Dbag tax. :lol:

I should have
DAB
06-01-2011, 5:27pm
sell him a can of dead balls. just punch a hole in the bottom of the can and set aside for a few weeks.
VatorMan
06-01-2011, 5:32pm
Hommy ? What the F is a hommy ?
Uncle Pervey
06-01-2011, 5:33pm
Hommy ? What the F is a hommy ?

Ain't that the swoll up corn they make grits out of?? :rofl::rofl:
VatorMan
06-01-2011, 5:34pm
Hommy ? What the F is a hommy ?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/vatorman/Smilies/warninglabel4.jpg
Allan
06-01-2011, 5:45pm
You walk into my office and say "What up Homes"

Go feck your self, I am not your Hommy.



Several years ago, I was in court awaiting my case to be called.

A black defendant's case was called and he approached the bench. The first comment out of his mouth was calling the judge "bro."

An instant :wtf: look appeared on the judges face. The judge was black and a little to the right of Ronald Reagan.

The judge was 3/4 over the bench before his bailiff grabbed him.

Almost everyone realized what was happening and cleared the courtroom.

I do remember that defendant DID NOT exit the public doors of the courtroom.
GRN ENVY
06-01-2011, 5:48pm
Several years ago, I was in court awaiting my case to be called.

A black defendant's case was called and he approached the bench. The first comment out of his mouth was calling the judge "bro."

An instant :wtf: look appeared on the judges face. The judge was black and a little to the right of Ronald Reagan.

The judge was 3/4 over the bench before his bailiff grabbed him.

Almost everyone realized what was happening and cleared the courtroom.

I do remember that defendant DID NOT exit the public doors of the courtroom.

What happened to respecting one another. I may be 22 but I hold myself to a higher standard, I am in black shorts and my work shirt is tucked in, which is a polo shirt. I am not some hood rat wearing pants 6 sizes to big. WTF it wrong with people
ConstantChange
06-01-2011, 5:49pm
I am not your Hommy.

My bad dawg.
American Made
06-01-2011, 5:49pm
He must have thought you were a vato loco or something so he had to throw out the street lingo. :D
ConstantChange
06-01-2011, 5:51pm
I may be 22 but I hold myself to a shorter standard...

Fixed. :D
DAB
06-01-2011, 5:52pm
Fixed. :D

little folks have manners and feelings too. :yesnod:
GRN ENVY
06-01-2011, 6:04pm
Fixed. :D

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
...Whitepower...
06-01-2011, 7:10pm
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vetteman9368
06-01-2011, 7:18pm
I didn't know Unique Doug played tennis
MrPeabody
06-01-2011, 7:21pm
You walk into my office and say "What up Homes"

Go feck your self, I am not your Hommy.


Oh, he pulled up in a GS450 with some ugly rims on it and bleached hair that was slicked back, probably mid 40's. This guy is the poster child for D-Bags

It's "Holmes" and "Homey".

And the two words have nothing to do with each other.

Friggin' Honky. :D
mrvette
06-01-2011, 7:25pm
I didn't know Unique Doug played tennis

SOW, where HE B???

:confused5:
1911fool
06-01-2011, 7:27pm
SOW, where HE B???

:confused5:


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/12/128789243278343605.jpg
GRN ENVY
06-01-2011, 9:06pm
It's "Holmes" and "Homey".

And the two words have nothing to do with each other.

Friggin' Honky. :D

I didn't know there was a specific spelling for a SLANG word :slap:
GRN ENVY
06-01-2011, 9:07pm
I didn't know Unique Doug played tennis

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Milton Fox
06-02-2011, 12:48am
What happened to respecting one another. I may be 22 but I hold myself to a higher standard, I am in black jean shorts and my work shirt is tucked in, which is a polo shirt. I am not some hood rat wearing pants 6 sizes to big. WTF it wrong with people

:dance: understandable :dance: