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GEODON
06-01-2011, 11:38am
Driving has become annoying. I don't know about you but I don't want to be bothered and some give you a dirty look because you wont give. I even had them negotiate couple bucks to a dollar to change. Here I don't mind giving if I have it and I'm far from homeless but shit I can't remember the last time I ate anything other than fast food or frozen food. And if I did have money to spare I'd rather give at a grocery store when they ask. It's not like I even know what your organization is or where the money going to. And fk a lolly pop. What do you think, some 10yr old is driving? Give me a pamphlet or a coupon or something shit.

C5SilverBullet
06-01-2011, 11:42am
Don't let them fool you, they aren't buying food. They know where they can get food, when, and how.

The company my wife and I own deals with non profits, and there are plenty of available places for the homeless, but during the day they go and and just beg for money for alcohol.

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 11:44am
I just look at them and say "I no speak Engrish". Of course, it's always entertaining when they just heard you talking not five minutes before.:D

onedef92
06-01-2011, 11:46am
Mofo's is gettin' high-minded, too. The other day, this joker asked me for $2.69 on the nose so he could get a BK Whopper.

When I (suspiciously) obliged, he immediately balked and said he needed $2.99 because he wanted cheese on it! :question::cuss:

Let me put it this way, that joker wanted me to meet his spiritual need (alcohol) and not his physical need (hunger). :slap:

Well, if I was down and out, I imagine tomato sauce on a saltine cracker would taste good. It seems he didn't need my money as badly as he thought. :leaving: :violin:

MEANZ06
06-01-2011, 11:46am
yeah...

i got one for ya, theres a homeless dude here that stands on the corner of one of the biggest intersections on my way home. the fuker hits the crosswalk sign constantly to stop the traffic all while holding up a carboard sign and smokin' a cig... :beat:

repo
06-01-2011, 11:49am
Worse is the VFD with boots begging for cash.:ack:

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 11:52am
Around these parts you have women and men on the street corners begging for money wearing high end clothes etc. If I don't buy myself a coach purse, you certainly aren't going to get a nickle out of me.

onedef92
06-01-2011, 11:53am
Around these parts you have women and men on the street corners begging for money wearing high end clothes etc. If I don't buy myself a coach purse, you certainly aren't going to get a nickle out of me.


And that goes for his homeboy Dooney & Bourke, too, right? :D

LATB
06-01-2011, 11:56am
one of them walked up to my truck with a cell phone to his ear.

a FU@KING cell phone.

to boot...he kept his conversation going while giving me the "I'm a victim" look. gimme a fukin break.

I stared him down...closed my window and drove off.

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 11:57am
And that goes for his homeboy Dooney & Bourke, too, right? :D

:rofl:

Is it bad I had to google who they are? I am not into purses, shoes, jewelry and don't keep up with the latest fads etc.

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:02pm
:rofl:

Is it bad I had to google who they are? I am not into purses, shoes, jewelry and don't keep up with the latest fads etc.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/onedef92/attitudes_low_maintenance_woman_tshirt-p2357476593767118343pla_400.jpg

Ah, a low-maintenance gal. I can dig it. Any of these sound like you? :confused5:

Much in the same way that a car can be high-maintenance, a significant other can be a lot of work, too. In place of a daily quart of oil, this person might need constant reassurance or all salad dressing "on the side."

Being high-maintenance isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but if you want to get all the way across the country in the road trip of life, you’re going to pick the car that can go a few days without a curling iron.

Mixed metaphors aside, the point is that low-maintenance ladies have more fun. Let your inner drama queen go and see if you land a great guy the laid-back way using these eight secrets:

1. Stop worrying about your hair
The simpler the style, the faster you’ll be able to get out of the house and into some adventures. Grow it out and throw it into a ponytail or cut it super short and let it air dry for maximum freedom.

2. Buy some comfortable shoes
The couples that play together stay together. And to a lot of men, a respectable pair of hiking boots or golf shoes is just as alluring as a pair of precarious stilettos.

3. Learn to laugh at yourself
Being low-maintenance often means being able to bounce back quickly from life’s little foibles. A gal that can giggle at her own faux pas comes across as confident, fun to be around and less likely to fall apart when someone else makes a mistake.

4. Take it easy with the special orders
Chances are, the chef might actually know more about food than you do. Designing your own entrée every time you enter a restaurant and asking for water, lemon, a straw and extra napkins every time isn’t impressive — it’s annoying.

5. Take care of your own self-esteem
Don’t leave it to a man to constantly tell you how great you are. Find out on your own by tackling new challenges or learning new skills. Cultivate strong friendships and family relationships so that he never becomes your only cheerleader. (You know you’re gorgeous!)

6. Be okay with solitude
Even the tightest couples need — and thrive on — some time apart. A low-maintenance gal is okay with the occasional guys’ night out because she can’t wait to spend a quiet evening in the tub with a good book.

7. Stop making your relationship the main topic of conversation
Sure, every girl wants to know where things are going and how her man is feeling, but bringing up the state of the union every week is like making him go shoe shopping with you on a regular basis.

8. Stop asking, “What are you thinking about?”
Chances are, nothing interesting. Let him keep his thoughts to himself. You’ll free up your own mind for musings on the finer points of string theory... or whatever it is that you like to ponder.

nhlgopens
06-01-2011, 12:02pm
We have a guy who says he has PTSD and is a veteran. He stands on the curb right outside of the base gate begging for any loose change.

LATB
06-01-2011, 12:03pm
We have a guy who says he has PTSD and is a veteran. He stands on the curb right outside of the base gate begging for any loose change.

there is help for him

but he has to stay sober to have it.

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 12:12pm
1. Stop worrying about your hair
The simpler the style, the faster you’ll be able to get out of the house and into some adventures. Grow it out and throw it into a ponytail or cut it super short and let it air dry for maximum freedom.

You mean I am suppose to do something with it? There are some days I have forgotten to comb it-- strange that is when I get the most compliments (go figure)

2. Buy some comfortable shoes
The couples that play together stay together. And to a lot of men, a respectable pair of hiking boots or golf shoes is just as alluring as a pair of precarious stilettos.

Sneakers are my shoe of choice but I can play dress up when I have to complete with makeup (which I don't wear)

3. Learn to laugh at yourself
Being low-maintenance often means being able to bounce back quickly from life’s little foibles. A gal that can giggle at her own faux pas comes across as confident, fun to be around and less likely to fall apart when someone else makes a mistake.

Do I even need to answer?

4. Take it easy with the special orders
Chances are, the chef might actually know more about food than you do. Designing your own entrée every time you enter a restaurant and asking for water, lemon, a straw and extra napkins every time isn’t impressive — it’s annoying.
Cereal, chocolate, peanut butter are good for me

5. Take care of your own self-esteem
Don’t leave it to a man to constantly tell you how great you are. Find out on your own by tackling new challenges or learning new skills. Cultivate strong friendships and family relationships so that he never becomes your only cheerleader. (You know you’re gorgeous!)

A work in progress but I think I may be getting there

6. Be okay with solitude
Even the tightest couples need — and thrive on — some time apart. A low-maintenance gal is okay with the occasional guys’ night out because she can’t wait to spend a quiet evening in the tub with a good book.

Oh I not only need me time but I demand it

7. Stop making your relationship the main topic of conversation
Sure, every girl wants to know where things are going and how her man is feeling, but bringing up the state of the union every week is like making him go shoe shopping with you on a regular basis.
Am I suppose to talk about it?

8. Stop asking, “What are you thinking about?”
Chances are, nothing interesting. Let him keep his thoughts to himself. You’ll free up your own mind for musings on the finer points of string theory... or whatever it is that you like to ponder.[/QUOTE]
I figure if you want to tell me something you will if not it must not be important enough

:toetap: Now do I get a tshirt?:waiting:

C5SilverBullet
06-01-2011, 12:14pm
We have a guy who says he has PTSD and is a veteran. He stands on the curb right outside of the base gate begging for any loose change.

There is help for him, and he knows where to get it.

ChasC5
06-01-2011, 12:16pm
1. Stop worrying about your hair
The simpler the style, the faster you’ll be able to get out of the house and into some adventures. Grow it out and throw it into a ponytail or cut it super short and let it air dry for maximum freedom.

You mean I am suppose to do something with it? There are some days I have forgotten to comb it-- strange that is when I get the most compliments (go figure)

2. Buy some comfortable shoes
The couples that play together stay together. And to a lot of men, a respectable pair of hiking boots or golf shoes is just as alluring as a pair of precarious stilettos.

Sneakers are my shoe of choice but I can play dress up when I have to complete with makeup (which I don't wear)

3. Learn to laugh at yourself
Being low-maintenance often means being able to bounce back quickly from life’s little foibles. A gal that can giggle at her own faux pas comes across as confident, fun to be around and less likely to fall apart when someone else makes a mistake.

Do I even need to answer?

4. Take it easy with the special orders
Chances are, the chef might actually know more about food than you do. Designing your own entrée every time you enter a restaurant and asking for water, lemon, a straw and extra napkins every time isn’t impressive — it’s annoying.
Cereal, chocolate, peanut butter are good for me

5. Take care of your own self-esteem
Don’t leave it to a man to constantly tell you how great you are. Find out on your own by tackling new challenges or learning new skills. Cultivate strong friendships and family relationships so that he never becomes your only cheerleader. (You know you’re gorgeous!)

A work in progress but I think I may be getting there

6. Be okay with solitude
Even the tightest couples need — and thrive on — some time apart. A low-maintenance gal is okay with the occasional guys’ night out because she can’t wait to spend a quiet evening in the tub with a good book.

Oh I not only need me time but I demand it

7. Stop making your relationship the main topic of conversation
Sure, every girl wants to know where things are going and how her man is feeling, but bringing up the state of the union every week is like making him go shoe shopping with you on a regular basis.
Am I suppose to talk about it?

8. Stop asking, “What are you thinking about?”
Chances are, nothing interesting. Let him keep his thoughts to himself. You’ll free up your own mind for musings on the finer points of string theory... or whatever it is that you like to ponder.
I figure if you want to tell me something you will if not it must not be important enough

:toetap: Now do I get a tshirt?:waiting:[/QUOTE]

Better than that ... how about Bottle Wine :D

Rob
06-01-2011, 12:16pm
I usually throw out a handfull of pennies into the middle of the intersection as I drive away.

They hear it, and if they need it, they can work for it IMO.

:yesnod:

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:16pm
1. Stop worrying about your hair
The simpler the style, the faster you’ll be able to get out of the house and into some adventures. Grow it out and throw it into a ponytail or cut it super short and let it air dry for maximum freedom.

You mean I am suppose to do something with it? There are some days I have forgotten to comb it-- strange that is when I get the most compliments (go figure)

2. Buy some comfortable shoes
The couples that play together stay together. And to a lot of men, a respectable pair of hiking boots or golf shoes is just as alluring as a pair of precarious stilettos.

Sneakers are my shoe of choice but I can play dress up when I have to complete with makeup (which I don't wear)

3. Learn to laugh at yourself
Being low-maintenance often means being able to bounce back quickly from life’s little foibles. A gal that can giggle at her own faux pas comes across as confident, fun to be around and less likely to fall apart when someone else makes a mistake.

Do I even need to answer?

4. Take it easy with the special orders
Chances are, the chef might actually know more about food than you do. Designing your own entrée every time you enter a restaurant and asking for water, lemon, a straw and extra napkins every time isn’t impressive — it’s annoying.
Cereal, chocolate, peanut butter are good for me

5. Take care of your own self-esteem
Don’t leave it to a man to constantly tell you how great you are. Find out on your own by tackling new challenges or learning new skills. Cultivate strong friendships and family relationships so that he never becomes your only cheerleader. (You know you’re gorgeous!)

A work in progress but I think I may be getting there

6. Be okay with solitude
Even the tightest couples need — and thrive on — some time apart. A low-maintenance gal is okay with the occasional guys’ night out because she can’t wait to spend a quiet evening in the tub with a good book.

Oh I not only need me time but I demand it

7. Stop making your relationship the main topic of conversation
Sure, every girl wants to know where things are going and how her man is feeling, but bringing up the state of the union every week is like making him go shoe shopping with you on a regular basis.
Am I suppose to talk about it?

8. Stop asking, “What are you thinking about?”
Chances are, nothing interesting. Let him keep his thoughts to himself. You’ll free up your own mind for musings on the finer points of string theory... or whatever it is that you like to ponder.
I figure if you want to tell me something you will if not it must not be important enough

:toetap: Now do I get a tshirt?:waiting:[/QUOTE]

Almost dost thou persuadest me to buy you one. :D

http://www.zazzle.com/attitudes_low_maintenance_woman_tshirt-235747659376711834

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 12:17pm
There is help for him, and he knows where to get it.

Sounds so simple but after watching some of the vets and hearing their stories it's not so easy. My heart really goes out to them as what they have gone through really takes it's toll and some demons can never be banished.

lspencer534
06-01-2011, 12:17pm
I finally gave in and gave a bum $2. I made him promise to buy wine with it. He assured me that'd be no problem.

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 12:20pm
Almost dost thou persuadest me to buy you one. :D

Attitudes - "Low Maintenance Woman" Tee Shirt from Zazzle.com (http://www.zazzle.com/attitudes_low_maintenance_woman_tshirt-235747659376711834)[/QUOTE]

Holy crap $32 for a tshirt?!! I think I'll take a pass on wanting one now that is just crazy.

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:22pm
Almost dost thou persuadest me to buy you one. :D

Attitudes - "Low Maintenance Woman" Tee Shirt from Zazzle.com (http://www.zazzle.com/attitudes_low_maintenance_woman_tshirt-235747659376711834)

Holy crap $32 for a tshirt?!! I think I'll take a pass on wanting one now that is just crazy.[/QUOTE]


I'm hip! For that kinda' coin, that mofo had better be made out of woven Kevlar and shit. I still think it'd look good on ya, though. :)

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 12:23pm
Holy crap $32 for a tshirt?!! I think I'll take a pass on wanting one now that is just crazy.


I'm hip! For that kinda' coin, that mofo had better be made out of woven Kevlar and shit. I still think it'd look good on ya, though. :)[/QUOTE]

Awww gee thanks.;)

ChasC5
06-01-2011, 12:23pm
Bourbon :D

neece
06-01-2011, 12:32pm
I usually throw out a handfull of pennies into the middle of the intersection as I drive away.

They hear it, and if they need it, they can work for it IMO.

:yesnod:

:rofl:

nhlgopens
06-01-2011, 12:34pm
There is help for him, and he knows where to get it.

Exactly. Which makes me think he's bluffing. Unfortunately, he's far enough away from the gate that the SPs won't hassle him.

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:35pm
I'm hip! For that kinda' coin, that mofo had better be made out of woven Kevlar and shit. I still think it'd look good on ya, though. :)

Awww gee thanks.;)[/QUOTE]

Hey, it's the thought that counts, right? :winky:

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:36pm
:rofl:

Lookin' good on the bow there, neece. Is that Miller Light you're drinking again? Are you hip to Budweiser Select? I tried some recently and liked it quite a bit. :shots:

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 12:39pm
Awww gee thanks.;)

Hey, it's the thought that counts, right? :winky:[/QUOTE]

Most definately. :cheers:

neece
06-01-2011, 12:43pm
Lookin' good on the bow there, neece. Is that Miller Light you're drinking again? Are you hip to Budweiser Select? I tried some recently and liked it quite a bit. :shots:

Thanks Julian!:cheers: Yes, like the funny (and lovely) MEC5LADY, I am pretty low maintenance. Cheap beer on the weekends.....as long as they are in bottles, which is a big no-no on a boat!:D:lol:

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:45pm
Cheap beer on the weekends.....as long as they are in bottles, which is a big no-no on a boat!

And why is that? Edumucate me! :confused:

ConstantChange
06-01-2011, 12:51pm
And why is that? Edumucate me! :confused:

Bottles break in the cooler in rough waters. Broken glass and bare feet don't mix.

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:53pm
Broken glass and bare feet don't mix.

Ah, yes. Of course. :drunk:

neece
06-01-2011, 12:54pm
Cheap beer on the weekends.....as long as they are in bottles, which is a big no-no on a boat!

And why is that? Edumucate me! :confused:

Bottles break in the cooler in rough waters. Broken glass and bare feet don't mix.

yes, it would be hard to get tiny shards of glass off of textured fiberglass......but in all these years, I have yet to drop/break one:dance:

onedef92
06-01-2011, 12:56pm
yes, it would be hard to get tiny shards of glass off of textured fiberglass......but in all these years, I have yet to drop/break one:dance:

Yeah, well you know what they say; the pros always make it look easy. :D

neece
06-01-2011, 1:00pm
Yeah, well you know what they say; the pros always make it look easy. :D

:lol:

...and having said that, I will probably break one the next trip out:beer:

onedef92
06-01-2011, 1:01pm
:lol:

...and having said that, I will probably break one the next trip out:beer:

Yeah, that'd be my luck. You sure make it look like fun out there, though. :)

Z06David
06-01-2011, 1:04pm
A couple of days ago some dude asked my brother for money at the gas station, my brother said no, and the dude said "You punk ass white folk, one of these days you white folk are gonna get your asses kicked"

what a piece of shit

MEC5LADY
06-01-2011, 1:15pm
Thanks Julian!:cheers: Yes, like the funny (and lovely) MEC5LADY, I am pretty low maintenance. Cheap beer on the weekends.....as long as they are in bottles, which is a big no-no on a boat!:D:lol:

You're so sweet and I love the bathing suit;)

ConstantChange
06-01-2011, 1:29pm
"You punk ass white folk, one of these days you white folk are gonna get your asses kicked"

I wish a bum would say some stupid shit to me like that. I think giving someone a verbal ass chewing would make me feel better.

lspencer534
06-01-2011, 1:47pm
I wish a bum would say some stupid shit to me like that. I think giving someone a verbal ass chewing would make me feel better.

I think that bum should get a literal ass whuppin'.

MrPeabody
06-01-2011, 1:55pm
I usually throw out a handfull of pennies into the middle of the intersection as I drive away.

They hear it, and if they need it, they can work for it IMO.

:yesnod:

Just tell them after the last presidential election all you have left is "change".:D

ft laud mike
06-01-2011, 2:29pm
If I'm wearing my monkey suit (to/from work), I shake my head no and smile. If I'm in civilian clothes I tell them to F' off

Z06David
06-01-2011, 2:38pm
YouTube - ‪Tosh.0 - Ted Williams‬‏

LATB
06-01-2011, 8:34pm
I think that bum should get a literal ass whuppin'.

don't think we are allowed to call 'em a bum anymore...

political correctness and all...

VatorMan
06-01-2011, 8:38pm
I usually throw out a handfull of pennies into the middle of the intersection as I drive away.

They hear it, and if they need it, they can work for it IMO.

:yesnod:

:lol: I used to do that in Subic Bay in the Philippines. It would back traffic up for a block.

high desert
06-01-2011, 8:39pm
I put panhandlers on my ignore list.

LATB
06-01-2011, 8:51pm
I put panhandlers on my ignore list.

hey buddy...can ya spare a few barn bux? :D