Low Sodium V8 & Vodka

[NeedSpeed]

It's what's for breakfast.
:shots:

[kylebuck]

i prefer a bud ice, but hey i dont like tomato juice

[HeatherO]

is this the new saturday morning pui thread??

[NeedSpeed]

i prefer a bud ice, but hey i dont like tomato juice

I'm going for healthy. :leaving:






Though I ran out of vodka, so beer may be next. :D

[VITE1]

BTDT. Enjoy. It's a weekend. :dance::hurray::shots::seeya:

[Skia]

You drunk :rolleyes: :P:

[Poog]

:beer:

[NeedSpeed]

You drunk :rolleyes: :P:

Maybe by noon. :leaving:

[Cybercowboy]

I can't stand bloody mary's ever since I upchucked them back when I was 16 or so. We bought some ultra-cheap vodka and generic tomato juice, and slammed them for about six hours straight. Went back to a friend's house where I was staying (my family's house had a bad fire and I was staying with friends for awhile) and as soon as I laid down in bed it started spinning. I ran to the bathroom and almost made it to the toilet. Instead, I projectile vomited all over the bathroom. I'm talking like something out of the Exorcist. My friend's mom came in to see what the deal was and I said "stomach flu" and just kind of slumped there. She toweled me off and sent me back to bed and cleaned up the mess and never mentioned it again.

:leaving:

[GreyGhost]

Where is my Makers Mark:dance:

[Kerrmudgeon]

I can't stand bloody mary's ever since I upchucked them back when I was 16 or so. We bought some ultra-cheap vodka and generic tomato juice, and slammed them for about six hours straight. Went back to a friend's house where I was staying (my family's house had a bad fire and I was staying with friends for awhile) and as soon as I laid down in bed it started spinning. I ran to the bathroom and almost made it to the toilet. Instead, I projectile vomited all over the bathroom. I'm talking like something out of the Exorcist. My friend's mom came in to see what the deal was and I said "stomach flu" and just kind of slumped there. She toweled me off and sent me back to bed and cleaned up the mess and never mentioned it again.
:leaving:

Must of looked like a blood bath in there. :ack: What a MOM!, you're lucky!

[Cybercowboy]

Must of looked like a blood bath in there. :ack: What a MOM!, you're lucky!

She was awesome to me. Although not politically correct, she'd buy me smokes, didn't mind too much if we occasionally raided their downstairs bar, as long as we didn't water down the booze or some stupid thing like that, and put the empty bottles on the bar. She also made the best biscuits and gravy ever, and taught me that lots of black pepper and a little butter and jam on the biscuit before glopping the gravy on was the way to go. She called me Number 2 Son and I still see her now and again. She was also a MILF back then, big time.

[99 pewtercoupe]

Man I usually don't start any PUI threads until at least 4 or 5 PM.
:shots:

[Kerrmudgeon]

She was awesome to me. Although not politically correct, she'd buy me smokes, didn't mind too much if we occasionally raided their downstairs bar, as long as we didn't water down the booze or some stupid thing like that, and put the empty bottles on the bar. She also made the best biscuits and gravy ever, and taught me that lots of black pepper and a little butter and jam on the biscuit before glopping the gravy on was the way to go. She called me Number 2 Son and I still see her now and again. She was also a MILF back then, big time.

Sooooo, did she teach you anything else?..:boobies:.:rofl:

[lspencer534]

I can't stand bloody mary's ever since I upchucked them back when I was 16 or so. We bought some ultra-cheap vodka and generic tomato juice, and slammed them for about six hours straight. Went back to a friend's house where I was staying (my family's house had a bad fire and I was staying with friends for awhile) and as soon as I laid down in bed it started spinning. I ran to the bathroom and almost made it to the toilet. Instead, I projectile vomited all over the bathroom. I'm talking like something out of the Exorcist. My friend's mom came in to see what the deal was and I said "stomach flu" and just kind of slumped there. She toweled me off and sent me back to bed and cleaned up the mess and never mentioned it again.

:leaving:

We need pics of MILF!

[Chris Fowler]

Grapefruit juice, vodka and salt...it's what's with dinner...and afterwards.

[jaxgator]

I can't stand bloody mary's ever since I upchucked them back when I was 16 or so. We bought some ultra-cheap vodka and generic tomato juice, and slammed them for about six hours straight. Went back to a friend's house where I was staying (my family's house had a bad fire and I was staying with friends for awhile) and as soon as I laid down in bed it started spinning. I ran to the bathroom and almost made it to the toilet. Instead, I projectile vomited all over the bathroom. I'm talking like something out of the Exorcist. My friend's mom came in to see what the deal was and I said "stomach flu" and just kind of slumped there. She toweled me off and sent me back to bed and cleaned up the mess and never mentioned it again.

:leaving:

I had a similar experience with Jack Daniels.

Friends and I washed my buddy's cousin's car and he bought us a bottle of Jack.

There was this lady down the street that was a hairdresser working out of her house. She used to always have Pepsi on top of her fridge in her carport so we stole a six pack.

My parents had kept the shipping container from when we moved from Germany and we made it into a clubhouse. We went in there and played poker with the Jack & Pepsi. Had a couple of cigars too.

Well, next thing you know and we are all shit faced drunk.

I end up in my room sick as a dog. My parents come home and my mom comes in the room and asks what's wrong. I just said I am sick. She proceeds to take the trash can that I was puking in and clean it up. Brings me a cool wash cloth and lays it over my forehead and says hope you get to feeling better soon honey.

There is no way she did not know I was drunk but she never said a word.

I was 14 BTW and can not stand the smell of Jack to this day. It gives me the shivers. Funny thing is though, I love me some Bourbon.

[NeedSpeed]

I've paced all day. :D