Another wildly funny law story

[lspencer534]

Play like, anyway. True story: In a personal injury suit the defendant agreed to pay the plaintiff a few million dollars in a structured settlement. In the settlement, the plaintiff got $1M up front, then monthly payments for 15 years, starting at $7500/month and eventually going to $15,000/month. After the settlement papers were signed and the plaintiff was handed a check for $1M, he was asked what he was going to do with that money.

"Well...the first thing I'm gonna do is pay off my mobile home," he proudly said. Yep....:leaving:

[GEODON]

Vanilla Ice/The E

[Blademaker]

Hope you got your cut up front. :yesnod:

[lander]

I know where he can get a great travel trailer cheap! :thumbs:

[joecaver]

reminds me of a lady that won the lotto around here about 20 years ago. They asked her what she was going to do with the money. She said she was going to get her transmission fixed. Hey, go nuts buy a new car.