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onedef92
05-23-2011, 1:22pm
McDonald's switching to touch-screen cashiers in Europe - European market bigger than US

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

McDonald's shows off a touch-screen kiosk installed in France in 2009.

"Welcome to McDonald's. My name is HAL 9000. May I take your order?"

McDonalds recently went on a hiring binge in the U.S., adding 62,000 employees to its roster. The hiring picture doesn't look quite so rosy for Europe, where the fast food chain is drafting 7,000 touch-screen kiosks to handle cashiering duties.

The move is designed to boost efficiency and make ordering more convenient for customers. In an interview with the Financial Times, McDonald's Europe President Steve Easterbrook notes that the new system will also open up a goldmine of data. McDonald's could potentially track every Big Mac, McNugget, and large shake you order. A calorie account tally at the end of the year could be a real shocker.

The touch screens will only accept debit or credit cards, adding to the slow death knell of cash and coins. This all goes along with an overall revamp of McDonald's restaurants worldwide aimed at projecting a modern image as opposed to the old-fashioned golden arches with a slightly creepy (to my taste anyway) clown guy hanging around the french fries.

This puts McDonald's one step closer to opening up its first Alphaville location. At least our new computer overlords will be nice enough to serve us a Filet-o-Fish. Maybe they'll even throw in an iPad with the Happy Meal one of these days.

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MattW
05-23-2011, 2:14pm
utah997 will be overjoyed if it comes to the USA. Credit/Debit only? Do we have a smiley with dollar signs for eyes? :D

C5SilverBullet
05-23-2011, 2:21pm
They have those at the big Buc-ee's here in Texas.

Scissors
05-23-2011, 2:31pm
It's just plain smart. Now, if the order is wrong (not the delivery, but the order itself) the dumbass customers will have only themselves to blame.

I can't count the number of times some heffalump would order a "Quarter Pounder" and then get pissed off because there are no fries or drink. Bitch! You didn't say you wanted the meal!

MrPeabody
05-23-2011, 2:37pm
Will they be able to make the touch screens speak with a foreign accent so thick I can't understand a word they say?

Jobaka
05-23-2011, 2:40pm
Will they be able to make the touch screens speak with a foreign accent so thick I can't understand a word they say?

:rofl: Si, claro.

6spdC6
05-23-2011, 3:00pm
It's just plain smart. Now, if the order is wrong (not the delivery, but the order itself) the dumbass customers will have only themselves to blame.

I can't count the number of times some heffalump would order a "Quarter Pounder" and then get pissed off because there are no fries or drink. Bitch! You didn't say you wanted the meal!

Your taking the order, its your job to ask them!



:leaving:

Scissors
05-24-2011, 7:28am
Your taking the order, its your job to ask them!

:leaving:

Incorrect. It's their job to say what they wanted. It was not my job to read minds and offer everything else on the menu. It was my job to enter what they ordered and then to go get it for them.

onedef92
05-24-2011, 8:25am
Cute Asian slim, though....

onedef92
05-24-2011, 10:06am
Incorrect. It's their job to say what they wanted. It was not my job to read minds and offer everything else on the menu. It was my job to enter what they ordered and then to go get it for them.

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh281/Gargleflex/Hal-9000.jpg


"That's...............correct, [and shet] Steve."

Joecooool
05-24-2011, 10:11am
On a side note, the food McDonalds offers overseas is much healthier than here.

I had a chicken burger in Germany and a salad bar in Australia.

onedef92
05-24-2011, 10:16am
On a side note, the food McDonalds offers overseas is much healthier than here.

I had a chicken burger in Germany and a salad bar in Australia.

They hate that shit in France, though. Definitely anathema to the majority of Gallic gastronomes. :ack: