New Member Recruiting Drive Thread: Official

[Bill]

In the interest of seeing our little clubhouse grow, I'm offering the following incentives:

Recruit an actual wimmenz to join, receive $ 5,000 Barn Bucks, and $ 5,000 Barn Bucks to the new female member

Recruit a dude to join, receive $ 2.000 Barn Bucks, and $ 2,000 Barn Bucks to the new male member (no pun intended)

Recruit a tranny, confused, 'neurodivergent', or other oddity, receive NO Barn Bucks.

[KenHorse]

Left or right matter?

[mtnman]

Left or right matter?

No - gotta be the whole person :leaving:

[LATB]

In the interest of seeing our little clubhouse grow, I'm offering the following incentives:

Recruit an actual wimmenz to join, receive $ 5,000 Barn Bucks, and $ 5,000 Barn Bucks to the new female member

Recruit a dude to join, receive $ 2.000 Barn Bucks, and $ 2,000 Barn Bucks to the new male member (no pun intended)

Recruit a tranny, confused, 'neurodivergent', or other oddity, receive NO Barn Bucks.

So no vegas jen huh?

[SteveOceanside]

Why the need for women?

[mtnman]

Why the need for women?

Age old question :lol:

[The_Dude]

I'll donate all of my barn bucks to the cause.

[Vandelay Industries]

Good idea, but barn bucks compensation should be based on a formula of boob size, perkiness, and lack of butterface. :dance:

[slewfoot]

I'm in. We can just tease them until they develop and eating disorder and cry away

[slewfoot]

So no vegas jen huh?

He/She is now "Iron Jen"

[IB4TL]

I'll donate all of my barn bucks to the cause.

I'll bet all my barn bucks that you'll chase them away :yesnod:


He/She is now "Iron Jen"

Does he she lift like a man :island14::funnier:

[Swany00]

$10k for a DEI referral?

[jw38]

I don't have a clue what Barn Bucks are used for. :confused5:

[Bill]

I don't have a clue what Barn Bucks are used for. :confused5:

That's the joke. We used to have a gameroom feature where members could wile away their time on digital casino type gaming. Somehow, we lost that feature, but the Barn Bucks remain, a vestige of a simpler, happier time.

I'm holding on to my Barn Bucks, though. I expect them to be the next bitcoin, or at the very least, Iraqi Dinars.

TL;DR: They're worthless.

[PLRX]

He/She is now "Iron Jen"

I'm surprised it's still alive.

[higgyburners]

Gay thread is Gay.....:yesnod:

[A/E]

Mr. Bill,

Is there an Age Limit on Ladies ?


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After the Macarena Lesson, We Just Need to Teach the Gals Down at the Retirement Village how to Work the Computer . . .

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Gay thread is Gay.....:yesnod:

Gay pr0n is straighter than this thread.

[LATB]

He/She is now "Iron Jen"

Why, he install bars on his windows?

[DJ_Critterus]

Why the need for women?

The_Dude ran almost all of them off again :(

[Vandelay Industries]

Rated 5 stars in hopes of receiving a barn bucks bribe.

[DJ_Critterus]

Rated 5 stars in hopes of receiving a barn bucks bribe.

How about you settle for 5 across the eyes for not recruiting a single slim, but still expecting payment? :toetap:

[slewfoot]

Any prospects yet?

[DJ_Critterus]

Any prospects yet?

Unpossible with The_Dude lurking about :(

[mtnman]

Unpossible with The_Dude lurking about :(

He's hiding in the bushes waiting to send boobslap gifs :yesnod:

[Vandelay Industries]

How about you settle for 5 across the eyes for not recruiting a single slim, but still expecting payment? :toetap:

Don't make me come down there and fill your frunk with bags-o-dicks. :slap:

[DJ_Critterus]

Don't make me come down there and fill your frunk with bags-o-dicks. :slap:

:nono: None left. Burro ate the last one in his breakfast thread :yesnod:

[dvarapala]

Gay thread is Gay.....:yesnod:
.
Gay pr0n is straighter than this thread.

[Yadkin]

I'm in. We can just tease them until they develop and eating disorder and cry away

Thus your new avatar.

[Humanoid 3.0]

https://youtu.be/0OTYdizres8?si=mtVyOOonjGtHP5ho

[PLRX]

Thus your new avatar.

He was forced to remove the NYSE graph because the market bounced back and higher than before.

[Bill]

Any prospects yet?

None seem to have presented themselves yet. It's like my Barn Bucks aren't green or something. I don't get it. :confused:

[Taurus]

You guys are approaching this all wrong. If you want to add head count, do what folks do at CF. Create a second, third or fourth screen name and pretend to be different people. It's call growth from within. :seasix:

[LATB]

Any prospects yet?

Why not invite your wife.
Reporting is she posts here under your name already.
Is this true?

[slewfoot]

Thus your new avatar.

Maybe you can call on your little elementary school girls you felt up.

[slewfoot]

Why not invite your wife.
Reporting is she posts here under your name already.
Is this true?


Hardly but keep trying

[slewfoot]

You guys are approaching this all wrong. If you want to add head count, do what folks do at CF. Create a second, third or fourth screen name and pretend to be different people. It's call growth from within. :seasix:

:rofl:

[LATB]

Hardly but keep trying

Ok.
Why do your posts read so differently in the politics pages than the OT pages?
It seems like different people posting.

[Yadkin]

Maybe you can call on your little elementary school girls you felt up.

:datawiz:

[LATB]

Ok.
Why do your posts read so differently in the politics pages than the OT pages?
It seems like different people posting.

:waiting: