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Louie Detroit
02-10-2025, 2:29pm
Although seedless is much easier, when eating watermelon, spitting seeds is where the fun is at. :yesnod:
Onebadcad
02-10-2025, 2:37pm
Never had a watermelon, how are they??
Don Rickles
02-10-2025, 2:38pm
Never had a watermelon, how are they??
Watery
Louie Detroit
02-10-2025, 2:42pm
Never had a watermelon, how are they??
Excellent when consumed with family and friends at a midsummer outside party.
Vandelay Industries
02-10-2025, 2:43pm
We're officially out of new thread topics.
Onebadcad
02-10-2025, 2:44pm
Tastes like fruity chicken??
Don Rickles
02-10-2025, 2:46pm
We're officially out of new thread topics.
89 aka LD will start
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No one thinks twice about a guy eating watermelon at work :funnier:
Vandelay Industries
02-10-2025, 2:49pm
89 aka DR will start
:iagree:
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Stevedore
02-10-2025, 2:49pm
Watery
And melony.
Louie Detroit
02-10-2025, 2:51pm
89 aka LD will start
Oh yea - I'm always coming up with new off the wall shit. I'm not 89 however, I've been popping my own shit in the Corvette WebSphere for almost 20 years now.
Makes no difference to the 13% crew, they like both kinds!
Although seedless is much easier, when eating watermelon, spitting seeds is where the fun is at. :yesnod:
It depends. If you're in the Midwest in the summertime, seeded. Spit 'em out while sitting on the porch watching the fireflies while Hoagy Carmichael plays on the record player. Enjoying the evening breeze take the edge off of the humidity.
If you're in CA, seedless. There are no fireflies to watch and who needs the hassle.
KenHorse
02-10-2025, 2:57pm
And melony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ52lk9wjZI
Louie Detroit
02-10-2025, 2:59pm
Makes no difference to the 13% crew, they like both kinds!
Well the fact is white people love watermelon and fried chicken too. Tasty food transcends cultural differences.
Don Rickles
02-10-2025, 3:02pm
Dinner two nights ago!
One cooked in Crisco, the other in some other vegetable oil.
Louie Detroit
02-10-2025, 3:02pm
It depends. If you're in the Midwest in the summertime, seeded. Spit 'em out while sitting on the porch watching the fireflies while Hoagy Carmichael plays on the record player. Enjoying the evening breeze take the edge off of the humidity.
If you're in CA, seedless. There are no fireflies to watch and who needs the hassle.
Ernie Harwell was playing in my younger years while chasing lightning bugs.
Humanoid 3.0
02-10-2025, 3:33pm
Seedless, better living through GMOs :yesnod:
Tikiman
02-10-2025, 4:04pm
Well the fact is white people love watermelon and fried chicken too. Tasty food transcends cultural differences.
If you eat fried chicken and watermelon together, you will develop a sudden urge to steal a bicycle. Fact. :yesnod:
Don Rickles
02-10-2025, 4:29pm
My mom told me if I swallow a watermelon seed it would grow in my belly!
My mom told me if I swallow a watermelon seed it would grow in my belly!
Your Mom didn't like you
Hope this helps :D:leaving:
My mom told me if I swallow a watermelon seed it would grow in my belly!
Jewish moms tell their daughters something kinda similar.
:dance:
lrobe22
02-10-2025, 8:14pm
Jewish moms tell their daughters something kinda similar.
:dance:
Better to spit than swallow?
dvarapala
02-10-2025, 10:59pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ52lk9wjZI
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Yesfam
02-11-2025, 11:07am
One cooked in Crisco
You could nickname your wife Crisco, if she is a little fat in the can.
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