Tesla Stupidity

[Steve_R]

Walked down the beach to our favorite bar/restaurant. There’s a small area where driving onto the beach is allowed. There’s a big sign at the entrance that says 4WD is required. We saw this when we left to walk home.

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[Swany00]

dipshit

[GTOguy]

5000 pound EV with tiny tires. What could go wrong?

[IB4TL]

https://youtu.be/-_r2KiHgw6c?si=4gdP-DJyHyCfHxP6


Here's a clip of Lance Stroll this past season :funnier:

Only reason he's in F1 is because his Daddy owns the Aston Martin F1 team :spdchk:

[Steve_R]

5000 pound EV with tiny tires. What could go wrong?

The pickup in front is trying to figure out where to attach a tow strap to get it out before the tide comes in. I wanted to stay and watch the hilarity but we needed to get home.

[Moond0ggie]

The pickup in front is trying to figure out where to attach a tow strap.....

Theres no place to connect a tow strap , the Tesla uses Bluetooth to connect with all other devices .

[IB4TL]

Theres no place to connect a tow strap , the Tesla uses Bluetooth to connect with all other devices .

They come with a strap on :yesnod:

[Yadkin]

All the Floridiots that vacation here drive like that. Has nothing to do with Tesla.

[Steve_R]

All the Floridiots that vacation here drive like that. Has nothing to do with Tesla.


They park on the beach there too? Interesting.

[Unsuspicious]

The pickup in front is trying to figure out where to attach a tow strap to get it out before the tide comes in. I wanted to stay and watch the hilarity but we needed to get home.

Should be spoiled for choice, any massive panel gap will do

[Vandelay Industries]

They come with a strap on :yesnod:

Probably, but is it included?:leaving:

[higgyburners]

All the Floridiots that vacation here drive like that. Has nothing to do with Tesla.

why would anyone vacation in your hills?

[Vandelay Industries]

The pickup in front is trying to figure out where to attach a tow strap to get it out before the tide comes in. I wanted to stay and watch the hilarity but we needed to get home.

Roll the windows down and pull it out by the A-pillars. :yesnod:

[IB4TL]

Probably, but is it included?:leaving:

I just heard Tesla boys like to take it :yesnod:

Unsure if money is involved :island14:

[higgyburners]

Roll the windows down and pull it out by the A-pillars. :yesnod:

deflate the tires some and drive out.....:grouphug:

[Frankie the Fink]

5000 pound EV with tiny tires. What could go wrong?

Not going anywhere, I predict a mysterious raging fire and a subsequent insurance claim.

[Yadkin]

They park on the beach there too? Interesting.

No beaches here bro. We have hills, curves and snow, none of which they can negotiate without incident. :D

[Jughead]

At least it didn't explode into a fire ball.

[04 commemorative]

They come with a strap on :yesnod:

Yeah but isn't that in the middle of the drivers seat :confused5::leaving:

[GrandSportC3]

5000 pound EV with tiny tires. What could go wrong?

I wouldn't consider 255's to be tiny tires.(that's the size on the Model Y). Still not a good idea to drive a Tesla on the beach..

[MadInNc]

Call Space X for help

[lrobe22]

should've used a corvette

https://www.lsxmag.com/image/2022/04/c8-driver-buries-corvette-in-beach-sand-2022-04-18_16-48-00_760784.jpg

[Steve_R]

At least it didn't explode into a fire ball.


It may have if they didn't get it out before high tide. I might have to take a walk later and see.

[DJ_Critterus]

Wonder if that car is too heavy for a Lyft driver to help :D

:leaving:

[Big bob]

They have front and back tow points included with the eye attachment. Seems like the OP is flaunting his limited knowledge.

https://youtu.be/5aiPRpLRxlU?si=fjH8ogPZRfPmEiO8


https://youtu.be/QORhMLGuAhE?si=ahTjOoYccrGrQqz2

[GTOguy]

I wouldn't consider 255's to be tiny tires.(that's the size on the Model Y). Still not a good idea to drive a Tesla on the beach..

Compared to how much the car weighs and the soft sand it's on, they are as useless as high heels on a 300- pound woman walking on a waterbed. The only thing keeping that turd from sinking halfway to China is the flat belly pan of the car itself sitting on the sand.

[GTOguy]

should've used a corvette

https://www.lsxmag.com/image/2022/04/c8-driver-buries-corvette-in-beach-sand-2022-04-18_16-48-00_760784.jpg

Damn. Critterus gained a shit-ton of weight!!

[jw38]

I wouldn't consider 255's to be tiny tires.(that's the size on the Model Y). Still not a good idea to drive a Tesla on the beach.

Fixed

[Bill]

deflate the tires some and drive out.....:grouphug:

The battery is probably already bottomed out on the sand. I thought about that, too, but the ground clearance is too low, and that's before they dug in a bit.

My Cruze has a little pop out piece on the bumper to access a port where you can screw in a recovery hook (standard). I think most imports have something like this as well. Surely Elon's rocket scientists thought about this issue, too.

[slewfoot]

Walked down the beach to our favorite bar/restaurant. There’s a small area where driving onto the beach is allowed. There’s a big sign at the entrance that says 4WD is required. We saw this when we left to walk home.

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Talk about sand in a vagina

[Big bob]

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[Frankie the Fink]

I surfed at the Outer Banks all through the late 60s....saw sooo many morons get stuck in the sand. Even saw a new El Camino some kid parked on the hard pack get stuck and the tide slowly washed it out into the break as the boy cried about losing his Dad's new car...

Me and my buddies (about 11 guys) tried to push it out but once the shore break got it it was all over.

[GTOguy]

I surfed at the Outer Banks all through the late 60s....saw sooo many morons get stuck in the sand. Even saw a new El Camino some kid parked on the hard pack get stuck and the tide slowly washed it out into the break as the boy cried about losing his Dad's new car...

Me and my buddies (about 11 guys) tried to push it out but once the shore break got it it was all over.

Dad should have forked out another $43 for Positraction. :yesnod: