How bad does it have to smell B4 you refuse to lick it?

[Cool 50th AE]

All you old fuggers have been around for while.


You don’t want to know.

Asking for a friend.





This is a TOTY nominee!

[ratflinger]

Depends if it's known or unknown

[Aerovette]

I have a low tolerance for funk. My dk is far less discreet.

[Force-1]

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[Force-1]

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[dvarapala]

I have a low tolerance for funk.

od-5gCO_PGE

[IB4TL]

Who doesn't like a cheesy taco with salsa :island14:

[IB4TL]

All you old fuggers have been around for while.


You don’t want to know.

Asking for a friend.





This is a TOTY nominee!

I like to think you can do worse than this :yesnod:

Maybe some pictures of your cooking :island14::funnier::D

[Steve_R]

Who doesn't like a cheesy taco with salsa :island14:

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[IB4TL]

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117748

:Entropy:

[higgyburners]

I don't get it....

[A/E]

Typically; Flies Buzzin' around Down Thar are good indicator to not get the Proboscis too close, let alone expose it to the Taste Buds . . .


TOTY Vocabulary Word of the Post

pro·bos·cis

/prōˈbäsəs,prōˈbäskəs/
noun

the nose of a mammal, especially when it is long and mobile such as the trunk of an elephant or the snout of a tapir.

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[A/E]

The 60s ~ 80s Pineball and Pool thread appears to be Out - Trending the Cooter Odor Thread Herewith . . .

But then again, who doesn't just love a good competition . . .:issues:

117774:waiting:

[DJ_Critterus]

smells like cologne, leave it alone.
Smells like fish, eat all you wish

:yesnod:

[A/E]

Can this TOTY get to . . .

117786

[A/E]

1 Post Closer . . .

117787

[IB4TL]

Can this TOTY get to . . .

117786

68 is better :yesnod:

It's similar to 69 but I owe her one :D

[Sea Kelp]

or 77, you get eight more.

[slewfoot]

I don't get it....


Cool 50 had McDonalds last night instead of a 5-star restaurant. :D

[IB4TL]

117789


Cool 50 had McDonalds last night instead of a 5-star restaurant. :D

He was dirty dancing :puke:

[MadInNc]

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[zeek]

When I first came home from Nam I went to my favorite watering hole. My boys, knowing it had been a long while, set me up with the local bar slut. Went back to her place and got right down to business. I started to go down there but even before getting to her navel the smell was so bad I started back up. She started pushing my head down but there was just NO WAY I was gonna let that happen! I still hit it, but took a lot of scrubbing to get the stank off....:faint:

[ratflinger]

Kewl Fiddy & a Dirty Sanchez for the win!

[theandies]

68 is better :yesnod:

It's similar to 69 but I owe her one :D

77 is better because it's ate more.........:hurray:

[04 commemorative]

I like my sushi fresh and not smelling:leaving:

[bigmac]

Pic of said lady

[Bill]

Thread musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg


:fastguy:

[Jughead]

My wife is the exception to all the above. Never had a stinky session.

:dance:

[IB4TL]

Pic of said lady

See post #20
:leaving:

My wife is the exception to all the above. Never had a stinky session.

:dance:

:iagree:






:hide:

[6spdC6]

Back when I was dating and things were moving along well I practiced the finger method. Give my fingers a good work out in her and smell them, if OK then a quick lick taste. If she passed I then would continue my head going down to the promised land!

[AUTOHOLIC]

Here you go.
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[Cool 50th AE]

Pic of said lady

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[IB4TL]

..

:funnier:

What's that from?

[Cool 50th AE]

:funnier:

What's that from?

C drive>
document folder>
Pictures

[ratflinger]

C drive>
document folder>
Pictures




:lol:

[dvarapala]

C drive>
document folder>
Pictures

"Spank Bank" is fewer characters to type. :lol:

[Wathen1955]

We had a guy at work that loved getting down there and getting sprayed on. He said that was the best part, because after it dried on his face, he could peel it off and eat it like a cookie.

[IB4TL]

We had a guy at work that loved getting down there and getting sprayed on. He said that was the best part, because after it dried on his face, he could peel it off and eat it like a cookie.

WTF

My ex was a squirter...There's nothing hardening and peeling off. It's a diluted form of urine.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

It could be oozing an unidentified greenish-yellow substance that smells like an open sewer and I’m still going down.

[theandies]

When I first came home from Nam I went to my favorite watering hole. My boys, knowing it had been a long while, set me up with the local bar slut. Went back to her place and got right down to business. I started to go down there but even before getting to her navel the smell was so bad I started back up. She started pushing my head down but there was just NO WAY I was gonna let that happen! I still hit it, but took a lot of scrubbing to get the stank off....:faint:

Belly button is my red line too.......