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DJ_Critterus
12-11-2024, 12:44pm
Ideas?

:waiting:

Steve_R
12-11-2024, 12:45pm
Whatever it is it will be a one star thread like his others. :yesnod:

vettemed
12-11-2024, 12:50pm
:yaddy:

Vandelay Industries
12-11-2024, 12:50pm
https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-16-2016/n8htKO.gif

Bill
12-11-2024, 1:03pm
Whatever it is it will be a one star thread like his others. :yesnod:

:nono:

His last thread is currently a 2 star thread. I guess my 5 star rating bumped up the average.

:bill_daniels:



What can I say, I'm a glass half full guy.

Vandelay Industries
12-11-2024, 1:06pm
:nono:

His last thread is currently a 2 star thread. I guess my 5 star rating bumped up the average.

:bill_daniels:



What can I say, I'm a glass half full guy.

You covering for GTOguy today?

DJ_Critterus
12-11-2024, 1:24pm
You covering for GTOguy today?

Check his nose for shit stains :toetap:

DJ_Critterus
12-11-2024, 1:25pm
Whatever it is it will be a one star thread like his others. :yesnod:

This will probably be a 5-star thread :yesnod:

vettemed
12-11-2024, 1:27pm
:nono:

His last thread is currently a 2 star thread. I guess my 5 star rating bumped up the average.

:bill_daniels:



What can I say, I'm a glass half full guy.

You might want to check the gas connections on your "new" stove. I think you're suffering from hypoxia.

Vince Clortho
12-11-2024, 2:05pm
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Tikiman
12-11-2024, 2:24pm
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MadInNc
12-11-2024, 2:32pm
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GTOguy
12-11-2024, 2:40pm
You covering for GTOguy today?

Bill rocks. VJ Critterus sucks ballon knot. :yesnod:

DJ_Critterus
12-11-2024, 2:41pm
Bill rocks. VJ Critterus sucks ballon knot. :yesnod:

And yours is lodged firmly in Yasmin's BALLON knot.

vettemed
12-11-2024, 2:51pm
what's a ballon?

MadInNc
12-11-2024, 3:00pm
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Vince Clortho
12-11-2024, 3:02pm
what's a ballon?
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Bruze
12-11-2024, 3:15pm
Whatever it is it will be a one star thread like his others. :yesnod:

Feel free to steal this "5 Negative Star Rating" image . . .


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Bruze
12-11-2024, 3:17pm
:nono:

His last thread is currently a 2 star thread. I guess my 5 star rating bumped up the average.

:bill_daniels:



What can I say, I'm a glass half full guy.

How full is your mug? :island14:

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GTOguy
12-11-2024, 3:34pm
what's a ballon?

A dance move that has the dancer seem to float or hang motionless in the air for a brief moment during it's progression. I looked it up, after Critterus kept using it. :seasix:

GTOguy
12-11-2024, 3:36pm
And yours is lodged firmly in Yasmin's BALLON knot.

I think you would be great company on a road trip along with Yadkin and I and Louie Detroit. We'd teach you to respect your elders and you would probably come away educated a bit more on life. We lived through the '60's. You missed out. :yesnod:

higgyburners
12-11-2024, 3:46pm
I think you would be great company on a road trip along with Yadkin and I and Louie Detroit. We'd teach you to respect your elders and you would probably come away educated a bit more on life. We lived through the '60's. You missed out. :yesnod:

Sounds like your trying to organize some kind of Diddy Road Trip.....DJ won't fall for it.....:rofl:

Tikiman
12-11-2024, 4:14pm
A dance move that has the dancer seem to float or hang motionless in the air for a brief moment during it's progression. I looked it up, after Critterus kept using it. :seasix:

Well aren’t you just an erudite mother****er?

MadInNc
12-11-2024, 5:13pm
I think you would be great company on a road trip along with Yadkin and I and Louie Detroit. We'd teach you to respect your elders and you would probably come away educated a bit more on life. We lived through the '60's. You missed out. :yesnod:

How did ya come up with that ?

dvarapala
12-11-2024, 6:55pm
What kind of thread should Yasmin not start today?

Any kind.

Bill
12-11-2024, 7:08pm
Whatever it is it will be a one star thread like his others. :yesnod:

5 star!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY

dvarapala
12-11-2024, 7:20pm
You covering for GTOguy today?

Check his nose for shit stains :toetap:

And try to avoid catching a whiff of his breath. :ack:

dvarapala
12-11-2024, 7:24pm
Bill rocks. VJ Critterus sucks ballon knot. :yesnod:

And yours is lodged firmly in Yasmin's BALLON knot.

what's a ballon?

It's a small electronic device that converts an unbalanced signal into a balanced one.

lrobe22
12-11-2024, 7:28pm
I think you would be great company on a road trip along with Yadkin and I and Louie Detroit. We'd teach you to respect your elders and you would probably come away educated a bit more on life. We lived through the '60's. You missed out. :yesnod:

“A US Marine and Army Officer walk into a lemon party”:lol: I don’t think they’d be interested.

Taurus
12-11-2024, 7:44pm
Bill rocks. VJ Critterus sucks ballon knot. :yesnod:

Actually ballon is a recognized spelling variation for balloon, DJ just may be one step ahead of you.

Bal·lon
/ˈbäˌlôn/
noun

1.(in dancing) the ability to appear effortlessly suspended while performing movements during a jump.

2. variant spelling of balloon

DJ_Critterus
12-11-2024, 8:14pm
I think you would be great company on a road trip along with Yadkin and I and Louie Detroit. We'd teach you to respect your elders and you would probably come away educated a bit more on life. We lived through the '60's. You missed out. :yesnod:

I'd probabably be charged with double murder.

Judge: how do you plead?

Me: they needed killin, yer honor.

Judge: Agreed. Case dismissed.

DJ_Critterus
12-11-2024, 8:15pm
Sounds like your trying to organize some kind of Diddy Road Trip.....DJ won't fall for it.....:rofl:

You are a scholar and a gentleman. :cheers:

dvarapala
12-11-2024, 8:16pm
Actually ballon is a recognized spelling variation for balloon, DJ just may be one step ahead of you.

Bal·lon
/ˈbäˌlôn/
noun

1.(in dancing) the ability to appear effortlessly suspended while performing movements during a jump.

2. variant spelling of balloon

Irregardless of what your DICKtionary says that's just wrong.

DJ_Critterus
12-11-2024, 8:19pm
Irregardless of what your DICKtionary says that's just wrong.

There is a whole... hole... lot of wrong in this thread and I blame GTOgay.

The_Dude
12-11-2024, 9:33pm
Actually ballon is a recognized spelling variation for balloon, DJ just may be one step ahead of you.

Bal·lon
/ˈbäˌlôn/
noun

1.(in dancing) the ability to appear effortlessly suspended while performing movements during a jump.

2. variant spelling of balloon

My 3rd grade teacher did not agree

higgyburners
12-11-2024, 11:42pm
Why does GTO always want to go on road trips.....that is the question. :D

Bruze
12-11-2024, 11:55pm
Why does GTO always want to go on road trips.....that is the question. :D

His old cars all have bench seats, and somebody will have to sit in the middle, and he'll have "easy access." :eek:

higgyburners
12-12-2024, 12:46am
His old cars all have bench seats, and somebody will have to sit in the middle, and he'll have "easy access." :eek:

Ahh yes ...The old Rohypnol Grifter Tricks ...2 will fit but 3 is more Cozy ...:nono:

DJ_Critterus
12-12-2024, 7:42am
Why does GTO always want to go on road trips.....that is the question. :D

He might actually be STS?

Tikiman
12-12-2024, 8:02am
Irregardless of what your DICKtionary says that's just wrong.


His dictionary says that men can have babies.

vettemed
12-12-2024, 8:07am
His dictionary says that men can have babies.

and be chest feeders.

Bill
12-12-2024, 9:00am
I think you would be great company on a road trip along with Yadkin and I and Louie Detroit. We'd teach you to respect your elders and you would probably come away educated a bit more on life. We lived through the '60's. You missed out. :yesnod:

I think I saw that one!

https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/p17095_p_v12_am.jpg

slewfoot
12-12-2024, 9:45am
Useless White Puppy Mill Dogs Up For Christmas Adoptions

:yaddy:

DJ_Critterus
12-12-2024, 10:23am
120v vs 220v.... discuss why Yasmin is wrong.

Vandelay Industries
12-12-2024, 10:26am
The 3 a.m. votes came in and this is down to 4 stars.

Vandelay Industries
12-12-2024, 10:27am
120v vs 220v.... discuss why Yasmin is wrong.

*rong

Bruze
12-12-2024, 10:28am
120v vs 220v.... discuss why Yasmin is wrong.

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DJ_Critterus
12-12-2024, 10:28am
The 3 a.m. votes came in and this is down to 4 stars.

:bs: It still shows 5 on the main page. :slap:

slewfoot
12-12-2024, 10:29am
This will probably be a 5-star thread :yesnod:

You're welcome.

Vandelay Industries
12-12-2024, 10:31am
:bs: It still shows 5 on the main page. :slap:

It's back to 5 and all is right with the world! :party:

Vandelay Industries
12-12-2024, 10:36am
It's back to 5 and all is right with the world! :party:

I spoke too soon. :(

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slewfoot
12-12-2024, 10:40am
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Fixed- Carnac The Magnificent =

https://i.imgur.com/XCSVPtu.jpg

slewfoot
12-12-2024, 9:41pm
I think you would be great company on a road trip along with Yadkin and I and Louie Detroit. We'd teach you to respect your elders and you would probably come away educated a bit more on life. We lived through the '60's. You missed out. :yesnod:

I don't think 3 geeks road tripping in a station wagon singing Kumbaya off of an Accordion while strokin it is educational

higgyburners
12-12-2024, 11:12pm
I don't think 3 geeks road tripping in a station wagon singing Kumbaya off of an Accordion while strokin it is educational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8K0bPc-BE

dvarapala
12-12-2024, 11:25pm
Why does GTO always want to go on road trips.....that is the question. :D

He might actually be STS?

Harsh. :toetap:

dvarapala
12-12-2024, 11:30pm
His old cars all have bench seats, and somebody will have to sit in the middle, and he'll have "easy access." :eek:

Back in the day in my 1970 Cutlass with a front bench seat I invented the "SOB Maneuver":

When a cute girl was in the car I would lift up my right arm and make a sharp right turn; the girl would slide over to the left (because physics) and I would lower my arm right around her. :thumbs:

SOB stands for "Slide Over Baby!"

Bruze
12-12-2024, 11:32pm
It's back to 5 and all is right with the world! :party:

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