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GEODON
05-14-2011, 11:51pm
They now have Diet Water. New fad coming your way. I guess regular water is now for fatties


http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/diet-water.jpg

kylebuck
05-14-2011, 11:52pm
so what does it have negative calories?

theriver
05-14-2011, 11:54pm
paging Mr. PT Barnum

Omega Man
05-15-2011, 4:46am
I bet it is filled with laxatives and makes you crap like a worn out pr0n star.

Bill
05-15-2011, 1:04pm
And here I am, still drinking water out of the garden hose like a sucker.......

vetterdstr
05-15-2011, 1:23pm
And here I am, still drinking water out of the garden hose like a sucker.......

:cheers:

Thud
05-15-2011, 1:31pm
Is it Japanese?

They probably thought "diet" was one of those cool sounding American words that appears on other drinks. It could have been Cowboy Water or Bluejean Water.

MEC5LADY
05-15-2011, 3:51pm
Oh you know some dumbazz will buy it and then go load up on twinkies because they had a diet drink.:cheers:

lspencer534
05-15-2011, 5:49pm
Oh you know some dumbazz will buy it and then go load up on twinkies because they had a diet drink.:cheers:

"I'll have the triple bacon-cheeseburger, large fries, ........ and a Diet Coke."

Uri
05-15-2011, 5:50pm
Is it Japanese?

They probably thought "diet" was one of those cool sounding American words that appears on other drinks. It could have been Cowboy Water or Bluejean Water.

Japan has quite a few fatties now. Cheap and quick food abounds, and dieting is considered a "hip" thing to do.

I eat a regular "Japanese" diet daily. More vegtables than anything else. It is impossible to gain weight. But my lifestyle is "hardcore" Japanese by instilled habits from years ago. I do need to cut down on the soy sauce though......

Rob
05-15-2011, 5:52pm
Next thing you know some moron is going to try and create a diet beer.

JRD77VET
05-15-2011, 7:06pm
Next thing you know some moron is going to try and create a diet beer.

Wouldn't that be light beer? ( extra water and no taste )

onedef92
05-16-2011, 10:04am
That's just for mofo's who bitch about water being tasteless.