When was the first time you got laid?

[Louie Detroit]

At 18 - a lady I met in Creative Writing class in college. :yaddy:

[Tikiman]

One month before I turned 16.

[LATB]

1970-something. In the back of my Chevy van. High on cheap weed and Boons Farm. Jimi Hendrix on the Pioneer cassette deck.
"Out in the back where the woods got heavy, in the back of my 71 Chevy"...Literally.

[Yadkin]

As soon as I turned 18, an older sister's friend dragged me into her bedroom. She was 23, had a crush on me for years.

[Chiefttp]

17, with a high school girlfriend.

[Bruze]

One month before I turned 16.

You're kidding? :smash:

Same here, in July 1966. I turned 16 the next month. :cert:

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

I was 12. She was 14. She was in my Karate class. She initiated. Don't judge...

[04 commemorative]

I was 16,she was 45 ! Friends mom multiple weeks.....:seasix: :hump: :syf:

[slewfoot]

I was 17 she was 14, in a blueberry patch. She became a doctor and died 20 years ago from breast cancer.

[KenHorse]

1970-something. In the back of my Chevy van. High on cheap weed and Boons Farm. Jimi Hendrix on the Pioneer cassette deck.
"Out in the back where the woods got heavy, in the back of my 71 Chevy"...Literally.

Wait. Your real name is Sammy Johns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L50Fh8juq78

[Anjdog2003]

I was 47 and real picky

[Chiefttp]

O4
You win!😃

[KenHorse]

I was 47 and real picky

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcps-static.rovicorp.com%2F2%2FOpen%2F1SPS%2FVT%2FUK%2FITV2%2F_derived_jpg_q90_584x800_m0%2F5113252_PA_The-40-Year-Old-Virgin_1.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=ffbfd8f880b4ad9ef07ffcedff35d231e0f1ea7c7a4108de1022c4a8e26b191c&ipo=images

[Onebadcad]

Still waiting, as love doll had a puncture.

[04 commemorative]

O4
You win!😃

:seasix: (Red Head too)

[Chiefttp]

::seasix: (Red Head too)

:seasix::seasix:

[higgyburners]

15... in the back of a 69 VW Bug. She was a grade ahead of me.

[Louie Detroit]

Holy crap. Over a half of day and only 17 replies? Hey there are a handful of hot chicks here with a story. Step up my friends.

[Aerovette]

18. Me and my 17 year old GF skipped school. She lived across the street and I went over after both our parents left for work.

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

Holy crap. Over a half of day and only 17 replies? Hey there are a handful of hot chicks here with a story. Step up my friends.

You did only ask for "the first" time. I'm sure there are plenty of stories. Like 04, I also shagged my buddies mom at 16. Only one time though. Kept my rollerblades on the whole time...that was interesting.

[MY03C5Z]

I was 16,she was 45 ! Friends mom multiple weeks.....:seasix: :hump: :syf:



Holy crap that is crazy lol.

[KenHorse]

I was 16,she was 45 ! Friends mom multiple weeks.....:seasix: :hump: :syf:

Funny how the other way would get someone in trouble

[MY03C5Z]

Funny how the other way would get someone in trouble



If you knew your 16 year old son just had sex with a 45 year old woman, especially one you know….I think most of us would have some serious problem with that…

Of course, yes, it would be a MUCH bigger deal the other way around, but it’s still a big problem in my book.

[Bruze]

Funny how the other way would get someone in trouble

Yes.

And FWIW, when I was 16 I thought a woman in her 40s was FREAKING OLD. Even my attractive 30-ish history teacher was pretty old-looking.

But I suppose if an aggressive 45 year-old cougar attacked me at 16, when I had a permanent hard-on, I would've given in. :eek:

[Force-1]

I was 17, she was 16 (sister's friend). In the front seat of my '69 Impala in a graveyard!

[Murray]

Month after my 16th….she’s 6 months older. Girlfriend at the time, currently married to her for 35 yrs in January. Many breakups (and others) in between .

One that thankfully didn’t amount to much. Friend of my best friends girlfriend. She wouldn’t take no for an answer. Ended up becoming a well known singer and when I googled her one day and did the math….when I was 18 at the time….she was 14

[Yadkin]

Month after my 16th….she’s 6 months older. Girlfriend at the time, currently married to her for 35 yrs in January. Many breakups (and others) in between .

One that thankfully didn’t amount to much. Friend of my best friends girlfriend. She wouldn’t take no for an answer. Ended up becoming a well known singer and when I googled her one day and did the math….when I was 18 at the time….she was 14

^ That's rape.

[Murray]

^ That's rape.

Read again….. nothing happened 🙄

[A/E]

Typical Teenage Experience . . .

Liked it so much . . .

Wanted to try it with about 86% of the High School Class of Females

Those with the Big Tootsie Eyeglasses and Dorthy Hamel Page Boy Hair Cuts ~ The Other 14% . . Well . . Yeah . . . OK, Them Too . .

I dig the Female Anatomy . . What Can I Say

[Yadkin]

Read again….. nothing happened 🙄

She wouldn’t take no for an answer. :confused5:

[LATB]

I was 17, she was 16 (sister's friend). In the front seat of my '69 Impala in a graveyard!

Sounds like a scene from The Sound of Music.

[Murray]

:confused5:

One that thankfully didn’t amount to much. :shrug:

[GTOguy]

If you knew your 16 year old son just had sex with a 45 year old woman, especially one you know….I think most of us would have some serious problem with that…

Of course, yes, it would be a MUCH bigger deal the other way around, but it’s still a big problem in my book.

If I had been a 16-year old boy and a 45 year old MILF educated me, I would have been light years ahead in maturity and confidence when I hit college and the job market later. I think the earlier a boy or man gains confidence and respect for women, the better.

I have been jealous of guys like this all my life. Lucky bastards.

[Chiefttp]

I agree GTOguy. My First was pretty hot and immediately a bunch of girls who previously wouldn’t give me the time of day began to show interest. It was a huge confidence boost.

[04 commemorative]

If I had been a 16-year old boy and a 45 year old MILF educated me, I would have been light years ahead in maturity and confidence when I hit college and the job market later. I think the earlier a boy or man gains confidence and respect for women, the better.

I have been jealous of guys like this all my life. Lucky bastards.

She taught me EVERYTHING a girl/woman would like ....I was very lucky indeed.

[donuts]

I was 15 and she was 16.. a couple swigs of asti spumanti and my life was changed forever

[Yadkin]

If I had been a 16-year old boy and a 45 year old MILF educated me, I would have been light years ahead in maturity and confidence when I hit college and the job market later. I think the earlier a boy or man gains confidence and respect for women, the better.

I have been jealous of guys like this all my life. Lucky bastards.

She came in like a hurricane
Wearing boots and diamond rings
With a fox fur on her shoulder
She set wondering
And I could tell she was feeling abandoned
Because she flashed a look across my way
She said hop for a ride
You'll never ask me but I'll tell you anyway
She took me out on the blackboard jungle
Put me straight in a hurricane
She hypnotized my eyes with her silver heeled ways
If I could sing like Paul McCartney, or get funky like Etta James
I'd never change, I'd never change, I'd never change silver heeled ways

Fleetwood Mac, Silver Heels

[04 commemorative]

Funny how the other way would get someone in trouble

I wasn't forced,and unlike these snowflakes today,never told anyone,I just kept being taught by her,she had as good a time as I did,trust me....anyone I was with after her never had a complaint :seasix: :hump: :balls: :funnier:

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Father Smith snatched my virginity the rotten ****.

🤣

Actually no. It was this Judy chick I was seeing. Nailed her in a 4WD GMC van. You know - Crushed velvet interior, bad ass cassette player, mood lighting and my cock humping away like a runaway sewing machine.


For about 12 seconds.

🤣

[Mike Mercury]

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/640x640/ezgif_1_3c4d2b6d49_e98fa9db5f40ab2a56e4c431a2c1ded8427f20ed.gif

[04 commemorative]

Father Smith snatched my virginity the rotten ****.

🤣

Actually no. It was this Judy chick I was seeing. Nailed her in a 4WD GMC van. You know - Crushed velvet interior, bad ass cassette player, mood lighting and my cock humping away like a runaway sewing machine.


For about 12 seconds.

🤣
wow...12 seconds for first time....pretty good :hump::joebuck: