Any ideas on how to make a quick 2 mil?

[Cool 50th AE]

The houses/condo’s I want to buy down in Florida are really expensive.
I really would like to pay cash for it and not worry.

Everyone who wants to start a business thinks that they need to invent a new thing or come up with a new idea.

But in my experience, I see that money can be made by just selling an old thing with a little tweaking in new packaging.

I going to find some Chinese made crappy item and slightly change it and market it differently.
A $4.00 item can turn into a $29.99 sale with $14.00 shipping and packaging but if they buy 2 units, they get free shipping but still pay packaging.

I’m just not sure I have any energy left in me to actually put in the effort to do it.

What do you think?

[Big bob]

Pet rock crossed with Mr. Potato head with accessories and pronouns.

[Bruze]

Two easy ways to get rich quick:

Be a fentanyl dealer.

Be a Democrat politician.

[TheHammer]

Dinars

[Cool 50th AE]

Two easy ways to get rich quick:

Be a fentanyl dealer.

Be a Democrat politician.

I heard being machinist and living in the woods pays well.


Dinars

I actually have a stack of them packed away somewhere.

[Yadkin]

Knock off some rich relatives.

[IB4TL]

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[Unsuspicious]

Borrow $5 from 400000 people

[IB4TL]

112234

:Jeff '79:

[16again]

Go back to Palm Beach Island and grab yourself a sugar mama. Dime a dozen over there. :seasix:

[Cool 50th AE]

Go back to Palm Beach Island and grab yourself a sugar mama. Dime a dozen over there. :seasix:

Every rich women down there looked like they were a victim of Joan Rivers or Mickey Rourke disease.

[Bruze]

Two easy ways to get rich quick:

Be a fentanyl dealer.

Be a Democrat politician.

I heard being machinist and living in the woods pays well.

It does, but you have to live like a pauper for 50 years to enjoy the fruits of your labor. :seasix:

[IB4TL]

Every rich women down there looked like they were a victim of Joan Rivers or Mickey Rourke disease.

Become a plastic surgeon & make $2M every week :fruit:

[Yadkin]

Become a plastic surgeon & make $2M every week :fruit:

...hacking off skin cancer. :Jeff '79:

[dvarapala]

How to make $2 million quickly:

Start with $5 million and invest in Bitcoin.

[MadInNc]

Knock off some rich relatives.

Sell water wings in Asheville NC to stay away from Yaddy

[Anjdog2003]

I know some people in Uganda that have money waiting for us if we do a simple investment. :yesnod:

[Frankie the Fink]

You would be batshit crazy to buy a condo in Florida right now, condo fees due to increased insurance and having to meet stricter building codes are killing owners ..

[Torqaholic]

You can make more than that in a year as a federal politician.

[BayouCountry]

Besides running for office, sell a device that plugs into an outlet and promises to reduce your electric bill by up to 90%. Send me $100 and I will tell you all about it. It works for me and it will certainly work for you!

[Unsuspicious]

Besides running for office, sell a device that plugs into an outlet and promises to reduce your electric bill by up to 90%. Send me $100 and I will tell you all about it. It works for me and it will certainly work for you!

Is this your patent
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/715os5RL+jL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg

[owc6]

Spend 5 mil on a winery.

or spend 8 mil on a drop zone.

[IB4TL]

Spend 5 mil on a winery.

or spend 8 mil on a drop zone.

A drop zone :island14:

[owc6]

A drop zone :island14:

A place where people pay big bucks to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, but instead are thrown out of airplanes that leak oil and gas, and you pray they don't stop leaking before you get enough altitude to exit.

[A/E]

Beanie Babies
&
Cabbage Patch Kids Dolls

Can share in the Success Story of the Pet Rock as predecessor products to sweep the Nation causing a Consumer Frenzy

In Today's online ~ phone in yer face 24/7 ~ Socially Influenced Society . . .

You Need a Well Connected Social Influencer to Hawk Products or Services



Kewl, Your Claim to Fame is Home Cooking with Expired Products on Plastic Covered Counter Tops, with Exotic Ingredients ~ Served on a Paper Plates . .

We need to make you the Next Martha Stewart or Rachel Ray ~ A new Highly Desirable Lifestyle Brand . . .

" Kooking with Kewl "

Your Own Personally Branded Items that run the gambit of . . .

Paper Plates
Plastic Counter Top Wrap
Air Drying Dishwasher Racks
Deep Fryers to rival the Success of the Fry Daddies and Fry Babies
Kosher & Soon to be Expired Food Line of Healthy Foods
Kewl Branded Kookware of Pots, Pans, and George Foreman Type Plastic Counter Top Gadgetry

For a 51% Stake, and your Initial $1 Mill Start Up to ME, A/E, your Exclusive Social Influencer . . .

We can Take the Country by Storm with the Kooking with Kewl Concepts

I'll have my Legal Team contact you with the Details on where to Wire the $1 Mil and the Online Contractural Forms locking me in as your Legally Contractural Online Social Influencer

[Frankie the Fink]

I'm thinking, buy a Palm Beach waterfront property with a loan that some NY judge says is worth $18 million for that amount, then flip it for its ACTUAL value of 100's of millions...?

[Don Rickles]

Pffffff, Gigolo........:yesnod::Sexy:

[A/E]

Or . . .

Sell 1,000 Lbs. of Stainless Steel Bolts, Nuts, & Washers at .90 cent each . . .

[A/E]

Idea Option # 3

RENT OUT the Back Room as a Banquet Hall



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Weddings

Bar Mitz Vahs

Cub Scout Blue & Gold Award Dinners

Little League End of Season Banquet

Funeral Luncheons

Company Christmas Parties

Raves

High School & Local College Homecoming Dance Pre Party and After Party Venue

Bachelorette Parties ~ ( Added Bonus - You can be the Male Stripper for a few extra $ingle$ in your Banana Hammock G String :dance:


The Possibilities are ENDLESS :barnbabe:

[GTOguy]

Pet rock crossed with Mr. Potato head with accessories and pronouns.

This is actually brilliant. :cert:

[dvarapala]

The Possibilities are ENDLESS :barnbabe:

Literally. :lol:

[Yesfam]

Bachelorette Parties ~ ( Added Bonus - You can be the Male Stripper for a few extra $ingle$ in your Banana Hammock G String :dance:




I heard Fitty used to strip. He quit because the change was cold.

[Taurus]

Easiest way I've seen lately is to start with $3M in DJT stock, would have $2M left in a week or two. :D

[GTOguy]

Convince Yadkin to be a social influencer on the internet with you as his personal manager. Just the crumbs left over would surely be in the many millions.

Or, have The Yadkin and Big Bob Show, which would be a real-life Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Sure to go viral and generate a TON of cabbage.

[KenHorse]

You could always buy out the NOS DeLorean parts stock and sell it on Ebay

Oh wait...

[Jeff '79]

Buy empty plastic bottles, label them artificial plant water, and sell them for $3.00 each.
No water needed. :seasix:

[Bruze]

The houses/condo’s I want to buy down in Florida are really expensive.
I really would like to pay cash for it and not worry.

Everyone who wants to start a business thinks that they need to invent a new thing or come up with a new idea.

But in my experience, I see that money can be made by just selling an old thing with a little tweaking in new packaging.

I going to find some Chinese made crappy item and slightly change it and market it differently.
A $4.00 item can turn into a $29.99 sale with $14.00 shipping and packaging but if they buy 2 units, they get free shipping but still pay packaging.

I’m just not sure I have any energy left in me to actually put in the effort to do it.

What do you think?

Open an account in a major brokerage, buy SPY or any total market index fund, pump every spare penny into it for 20-30 years and you will be gadzillionaire.

[Datawiz]

Start racing cars with $4-6 million, and you'll have a quick $2 million. :lol:

[DDSLT5]

Sell a new McLaren.

[Cool 50th AE]

For more than 50 years, veggie choppers were sold on TV and internet sites.

Now every TV commercial is pushing vagina/ball sack deodorant or socks, and I just watched a TV commercial for jeans.

People making bank with zero new products and selling the same old shit.

I guarantee you a modern 2024 version of Mr. Microphone would sell.

[A/E]

The Next Box Kewl gonna Stumble on is gonna be full of . . .

112519

Yep . . .

112520

Gettin' Closer to $2 Mil . . Mil MILTON for that Un-Insurable Florida Abode with no a Car Garage :leaving:

[IB4TL]

For more than 50 years, veggie choppers were sold on TV and internet sites.

Now every TV commercial is pushing vagina/ball sack deodorant or socks, and I just watched a TV commercial for jeans.

People making bank with zero new products and selling the same old shit.

I guarantee you a modern 2024 version of Mr. Microphone would sell.

How about creating a new doll? A cross between Barbie & Mr. Potato Head
One day it's Barbie, the next day it's Billy.
Accessories include little scissors & a therapists' couch.

The Official Superficial Doll

Anyone that doesn't buy it is an extreme-right racist, bigot, transphobic, etc.

:leaving:

[Cool 50th AE]

Why do people here have pics of my basement saved on their computer?

Seems really creepy and like stalking.

[A/E]

Copied the Potential Banquet Hall Pic from another Thread here on this Forum posted by your fellow Barn Stall Owner #1120. :leaving:

BTW, There's Booking Pending for a Rental ~

A Local Political pArTy wants to hold it's Election Night Celebration in your Banquet Basement Hall when the Fate of Nation is decided by the County Election Board your Banquet Hall is in :barnbabe:

[TheHammer]

400 years as a content provider

[Burro (He/Haw)]

The ballers this place has? One of them should give you 2 mil.

[Cool 50th AE]

I think being a lawyer would have been a better profession.

I’m dealing with a lawyer right now that is charging me $660 hour billed at 6-minute intervals. :ulan: