There I Was

[Burro (He/Haw)]

I was sitting on the toilet chopping off a mud log eating Mac & Cheese from a Tupperware container wondering if eating and pooping simultaneously was a time saver.

Anyone?

[LATB]

Livestock does it regularly.

[Swany00]

sick ****er, your shit germs are floating around and you're recycling it

[04 commemorative]

sick ****er, your shit germs are floating around and you're recycling it

:iagree:...if you smell it there are molecules in the air that you not only are breathing but going in your food :willy:
Another reason to keep your tooth brush in a drawer or cabinet :seasix:

[vettemed]

:iagree:...if you smell it there are molecules in the air that you not only are breathing but going in your food :willy:
Another reason to keep your tooth brush in a drawer or cabinet :seasix:

While gross, the presence of odor chemical molecules does not automatically indicate that coliform or other bacteria are also airborne.

If you're a germophobe, then worry on.

[Bill]

Pics of mac and cheese?

[Don Rickles]

!!!!

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Livestock does it regularly.
Good point but is it a time saver for them?

sick ****er, your shit germs are floating around and you're recycling it
At least I'm recycling.

While gross, the presence of odor chemical molecules does not automatically indicate that coliform or other bacteria are also airborne.
We've ALL smelled poo right? Every time you poo you smell poo even if you courtesy flush.

Pics of mac and cheese?
Before or after?

[The_Dude]

disgusting

[Burro (He/Haw)]

disgusting

I know. Mac & Cheese isn’t the most nutritious thing a guy can have but I eat like an unsupervised 12 year old anyway.

[dvarapala]

I was sitting on the toilet chopping off a mud log eating Mac & Cheese from a Tupperware container wondering if eating and pooping simultaneously was a time saver.

Enjoy the fecal matter sprinkles on your m&c. :ack:

[higgyburners]

disgusting

:yesnod: Probably doesn't even wash his hands....:nonod:

[KenHorse]

Consider this

https://www.thehealthy.com/habits/phone-toilet-germs/

Your phone is 10 times dirtier than a toilet seat

One of the worst places to use your phone is in the bathroom because when you flush the toilet germs spray everywhere, including on your phone, says Emily Martin, associate professor of epidemiology at the University of Michigan.

The problem is that most of us don’t think of phones as dirty. You may make sure to wash your hands after each and every time you use the bathroom, but you probably aren’t also cleansing your phone, she says.

Yet it’s been everywhere your hands have been—and then you hold it right up to your eyes, nose, mouth, and ears.

It may have even more germs than other bathroom items, including the toilet seat you’re sitting on, says Gerba.

This is because toilets get cleaned and sanitized on a regular basis, but most people don’t have a regular cleaning schedule for their phones (if they remember to clean them at all).

[Burro (He/Haw)]

Consider this

https://www.thehealthy.com/habits/phone-toilet-germs/

See? All you critics need to read this. Playing Angry Birds while you’re dropping some guts is disgusting.

[The_Dude]

See? All you critics need to read this. Playing Angry Birds while you’re dropping some guts is disguising.

How does playing on your phone disguise you?

[vettemed]

See? All you critics need to read this. Playing Angry Birds while you’re dropping some guts is disguising.

Angry Turds?

[SteveOceanside]

Keeps the old immune system on its toes, especially if you don't wash your hands.

Carry on.

[04 commemorative]

While gross, the presence of odor chemical molecules does not automatically indicate that coliform or other bacteria are also airborne.

If you're a germophobe, then worry on.

But does it indicate that they are not airborne :confused5:

[owc6]

How does playing on your phone disguise you?

Everybody thinks someone else is in the stall next to them?

:shrug:

[DDSLT5]

Don't shit where you eat. Most people know this.

[KenHorse]

Don't shit where you eat. Most people know this.

Most mammals....

[A/E]

Multi ~ Tasking

You needed to add that long over due Toe Nail Clipping whilst Logging and Noshing on the Mac-N-Cheese to be a true Multi ~ Tasker

3 thangs at once ~ at minimum ~ Step it up Bro

[Frankie the Fink]

I'm dumber for having read this nonsense. Everyone knows that true recycling would have been eating corn on the [email protected] results are very apparent.

But, I admit - when younger, I have whizzed with one hand while simultaneously sucking down a beer with the other hand, a beverage that caused the whole situation in the first place...

At such times, in my sodden brain, it seemed I was one with the universe.

[Iron Chef]

It's comforting to know that you still have a certain savoir faire about you.

[MikeB]

But, I admit - when younger, I have whizzed with one hand while simultaneously sucking down a beer with the other hand, a beverage that caused the whole situation in the first place...


I just did this Wednesday evening at the weekly car show.

Hmmmmm, Mac & cheese with corn.

[Tikiman]

Consider this

https://www.thehealthy.com/habits/phone-toilet-germs/


That is an excellent point. And look at how many people play with their phones while they eat. I usually read a magazine while I'm dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool.

[DJ_Critterus]

Pics of mac and cheese?

Do you want before and after pics?

[KenHorse]

That is an excellent point. And look at how many people play with their phones while they eat. I usually read a magazine while I'm dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool.

Someone should start a thread with all these euphemisms :rofl:

[jw38]

You're not a real pro until you add in an Ozempic jab to counter the mac and cheese.

[Burro (He/Haw)]

It's comforting to know that you still have a certain savoir faire about you.

IC! Brotha! How’s things?! :cert: