Post your pro tip here........

[WydGlydJim]

I'll start........when dining at Wendy's, skip the ketchup, and drizzle their chili seasoning all over your fries........yummmm you'll thank me later!

:yesnod:

[Mike Mercury]

https://www.tim-yvonne.com/temp4/pro-tip.webp

[Onebadcad]

Never pay for postage stamps, just reverse your address with the one you are mailing to,,, gets returned to sender for no stamp.

[KenHorse]

Remember the Golden Rule

Do unto others before they do unto you

[Mike Mercury]

Do unto others before they do unto you

do unto others... then leave town.

[VITE1]

https://www.tim-yvonne.com/temp4/pro-tip.webp

I've done this!!

[Aerovette]

At Jason's Deli they have free ice cream. Get a drink cup, fill halfway with Root Beer, then add vanilla ice cream to make a float.

[04 commemorative]

Never pay for postage stamps, just reverse your address with the one you are mailing to,,, gets returned to sender for no stamp.

Brilliant :groupwave:

[GTOguy]

I'll start........when dining at Wendy's, skip the ketchup, and drizzle their chili seasoning all over your fries........yummmm you'll thank me later!

:yesnod:

Been to Wendy's 4 times in my life, last time was 5 years ago. Never again.

[DJ_Critterus]

No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.

Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.

When you fart in public, yell "JET POWER" then start walking faster.

[Unsuspicious]

You can put out a candle with no smoke by using a stick or something to quickly dip the wick into the wax. I don't care if people already knew this, it's something I figured out by myself.

[Anjdog2003]

Never pay for postage stamps, just reverse your address with the one you are mailing to,,, gets returned to sender for no stamp.



A true baller. :yesnod:

[KenHorse]

No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.

Drinking can cause memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.

When you fart in public, yell "JET POWER" then start walking faster.

It is better to give than receive. Especially if it's a punch in the mouth

[KenHorse]

Early to bed, early to rise. Makes Jack a dull boy

[Wathen1955]

There is no need to use the expression "pro tip" ever, however:

save money by staying at home in your PJ's and avoiding life

[Onebadcad]

A true baller. :yesnod:

The Original Cheap Bastage!!

[Onebadcad]

Stop tipping, give them the whole thing,,, she will thank you.

[DJ_Critterus]

It is better to give than receive. Especially if it's a punch in the mouth

and anal..... :funnier:

[dvarapala]

https://www.tim-yvonne.com/temp4/pro-tip.webp

Do CFOT mods have bidniss cards? :waiting:

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

Don't block, with your face.

[6spdC6]

Remember the Golden Rule

Do unto others before they do unto you



Dont get mad, get even. That's dated!

Up to date version do not get mad, get way ahead!

[04 commemorative]

you do not go blind masturbating :joebuck:

[Jeff78]

Don't spend more than you make.

[PLRX]

and anal..... :funnier:

with a donkey punch and a dirty sanchez right after orgasm.

[ThePirate]

Everybody's got a plan - until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson

[DJ_Critterus]

Never piss into the wind.

[Mick]

My great uncle Elmo told me: Don't date a woman with big hands, it makes your pecker look small.

Still brings a tear to my eye. :sadangel:

[Tikiman]

Fill the pinata with ketchup and you will never have to host a child's birthday party for the rest of your life.

[dvarapala]

Never piss into the wind.

Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't pull the mask offa no Lone Ranger
Don't mess around with Slim

[Unsuspicious]

Don't buy your kid an AR after he possibly made threats to shoot up a school

[KenHorse]

My great uncle Elmo told me: Don't date a woman with big hands, it makes your pecker look small.

Still brings a tear to my eye. :sadangel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpvV96hf2L4

[CurtP]

If you can afford the payments, it isn't debt.

[SurfnSun]

Plant your corn early

[Budman]

Cover your stump before you hump.

[The_Dude]

If you can afford the payments, it isn't debt.

Monkenomics :yesnod:

[Bill]

My great uncle Elmo told me: Don't date a woman with big hands, it makes your pecker look small.

Still brings a tear to my eye. :sadangel:

^^^^The real fire from St. Elmo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx7vNdAb5e4

[jw38]

Cover your stump before you hump.

:iagree: Wrap that rascal

[Yadkin]

I can put out a candle with no smoke by using my dick or something to quickly dip the wick into the wax. I don't care if people already knew this, it's something I figured out by myself.

Did not work for me. Apparently my dick is larger than a toothpick. :o

[Big bob]

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[The_Dude]

Did not work for me. Apparently my dick is larger than a toothpick. :o

Paging GTOguy

[ricks327]

Paging GTOguy

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Yadkin]

Paging GTOguy

**** all Karens. :Jeff '79:

[Louie Detroit]

**** all Karens. :Jeff '79:

Yadkin hath spoken.

[Frankie the Fink]

If you see something, say something.

I saw a recent girls' swimming competition with Lia Thomas and reported a suspicious package.

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[Don Rickles]

:kimblair:**** all Karens. :Jeff '79:

[TheHammer]

Always, always, thoroughly wash your hands after cutting up jalepenos and before going to take a whiz.

[Randy G]

Never pay for postage stamps, just reverse your address with the one you are mailing to,,, gets returned to sender for no stamp.

I did that once when I sent a letter to my girlfriend when I was in Jr High. Her dad got it, stuck a stamp on it and mailed it back to me.

:banghead:

[GTOguy]

Leave Yadkin the eff alone, let him stew, and he may indeed come back. :seasix:

[WydGlydJim]

At Jason's Deli they have free ice cream. Get a drink cup, fill halfway with Root Beer, then add vanilla ice cream to make a float.

I've seen that done..looks delicious
:seasix:

[Yadkin]

I did that once when I sent a letter to my girlfriend when I was in Jr High. Her dad got it, stuck a stamp on it and mailed it back to me.

:banghead:

When sending a package USPS Priority Mail, you have the option of creating a return label, the cost of which is about 1/3 of what you paid to send. And the return doesn't get billed unless it is used.

[Bruze]

Yadkin hath spoken.

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[Bruze]

I wash and re-use the larger Ziploc bags until they no longer seal. I have a rack above my sink that I hang utensils etc. on, and have clothespins there for hanging the wet Zippies upside down.

They will take a lot of washes before they're shot.

I've figured in the past 40 years I've saved around $5.23 by doing this. :hurray:

[owc6]

Girls:

The tip never actually means that.

Just sayin'

[Bruze]

Girls:

The tip never actually means that.

Just sayin'

Wut?

[CurtP]

Wut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLggFs8i8Eg

[Vandelay Industries]

Girls:

The tip never actually means that.

Just sayin'

It means 20% :dance:

[Bruze]

It means 20% :dance:

I wonder if it has anything to do with why elephant circumcisors are so wealthy? :confused:

[WydGlydJim]

I wash and re-use the larger Ziploc bags until they no longer seal. I have a rack above my sink that I hang utensils etc. on, and have clothespins there for hanging the wet Zippies upside down.

They will take a lot of washes before they're shot.

I've figured in the past 40 years I've saved around $5.23 by doing this. :hurray:


:Jeff '79: