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Norm
05-11-2011, 5:34pm
This is a true story, so I'm told...............

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the
Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical
man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone
and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew
left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side
of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I
didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played
out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played
like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I
wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never
seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for
twenty years."

Apparently I'm still lost.... it's a man thing.

MEANZ06
05-11-2011, 6:00pm
:rofl:

Poog
05-11-2011, 6:10pm
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

CertInsaneC5
05-11-2011, 6:11pm
10/10 Never saw that one coming. :rofl: :rofl:

Rotorhead
05-11-2011, 6:33pm
10/10

navyndi2
05-11-2011, 6:43pm
:rofl:

Blademaker
05-11-2011, 8:53pm
10/10 LMFAO :lmfao:

Kerrmudgeon
05-11-2011, 9:39pm
As a pipers son you had me going for a while, but then things started to clik, like, "wait a minute, this is starting to sound familiar?" and it was! from about a year or two ago. Good one. http://www.electricscotland.com/familytree/community/images/macPiper.gif

island14
05-11-2011, 11:49pm
10/10 Never saw that one coming. :rofl: :rofl:

:iagree:


Me either.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: