Things you never want to hear on a blind date - Go!

[Loco Vette]

"Hey, I made that license plate!" - stolen from a cartoon in today's paper.

[Vince Clortho]

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[Capt. Shark]

I forgot my psycho meds this morning

I think I've heard that :rofl:

[Anjdog2003]

I have to leave right now. The voices in my head are telling me to get off my meds and go buy a gun, i'll be right back

[Torqaholic]

"I love you" is the scariest thing I ever heard. WTF? We just met... And don't even think about telling them "thanks" when they say that to you :slap:

[dvarapala]

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[SteveOceanside]

"I'm bi-polar"

It wasn't a blind date. I met her at "Rock n Rodeo" dance class in Eugene OR, she looked tasty and we had a second date when she not only told me this, but demonstrated it! :willy:

[Asparagus]

Friend's ex-wife went on a first ever post divorce date, both in their late 40's. The dude opened her car door for her, was beyound gracious, then got in the driver's seat and proceeded to blow into the interlock device lol.

One of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFn0llYqM8w

[jw38]

I haven't fully transitioned yet. :ohnoes:

[JRD77VET]

"I love you" is the scariest thing I ever heard. WTF? We just met... And don't even think about telling them "thanks" when they say that to you :slap:

:iagree:

A couple years out of high school and my buddy's GF worked with a waitress at a local diner.

She set up basically a "meet and greet" ( not exactly a date, just met at a party) and although she was cute, we really didn't gel )

Well, Tylenne worked with her, she got my number. I was getting hounded with "I love you calls" and let my roommates answer the phone.

My other friend Barry suggested we go up to his cabin in the Poconos to get away.

Drive two hours up there and guess who was there?

Turned around and drove back home.

I literally had to threaten to call the police to get the psycho to leave me alone.

[Don Rickles]

Hi, my names Vegas Jen!

[KenHorse]

Hi, my names Vegas Jen!

Now THAT's funny

[Bill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C6NwwFTygQ&list=PLK3fvZctq6alAcxuMcHRneUIh9rFR_9r-

[ratflinger]

Don't worry, my OB/GYN says it's not contagious.

[Cool 50th AE]

Kewl Fiddy’s first date experience.

From my highly popular Twitter account.

https://x.com/Howbow_Dat/status/1801111988073808300

[frodo84]

"My ex is a sheriff's deputy....he's been stalking me". I almost pulled over and pushed her out of the truck.

[Aerovette]

My husband just walked in.

[Vandelay Industries]

My dick was bigger.

[04 commemorative]

Oops...I forgot to take my Valtrex

[Loco Vette]

My dick was bigger.

:leaving: