Deep thoughts

[Aerovette]

It takes 5 wipes to know you only needed 4.

:funnier:

[Anjdog2003]

I removed you from my friends list

[higgyburners]

It takes 5 wipes to know you only needed 4.

:funnier:

Your diet must be horrible. ...One wipe is all you should need messy bottom.

I removed you from my friends list
Am i still on...asking for a friend...:kimblair:

[16again]

Bidet, no wipes. A little dab will do ya. :D

[A/E]

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[SteveOceanside]

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[Don Rickles]

A perfectly healthy body will produce a "ghost" wipe!

Fact

[04 commemorative]

and no one has a perfectly healthy body....

[Louie Detroit]

One wipe too many is better than one too few.

[Frankie the Fink]

Ugh - I still remember Army toilet paper in the barracks - the cheapest, read a newspaper through it, no-ply paper ever made. It would take a 1/2" thick wad to keep your fingers from poking through it. Or so a friend told me...

[DJ_Critterus]

If your step sister took a dump, would that be considered your step stool?

[Aerovette]

Your diet must be horrible. ...One wipe is all you should need messy bottom.




The version I heard was 8 and 7. That seemed very excessive, so I changed the joke. :Jeff '79:

[Onebadcad]

Use as many sheets as you want!!

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-~gAAOSwGdJe2qOZ/s-l400.jpg

[The_Dude]

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif

[WydGlydJim]

VBOT has finally reached the bottom.........
:leaving:

[zeek]

Bidet, no wipes. A little dab will do ya. :D

:iagree: But I will use this to pat dry.... :seasix:

[KenHorse]

Your diet must be horrible. ...One wipe is all you should need messy bottom.



Who are you? Sheryl Crow?

[KenHorse]

If your step sister took a dump, would that be considered your step stool?

And gerbils are passe'. Now it's stool pigeons

[KenHorse]

Relax everyone. As with all threads like this, this too shall pass....

[DJ_Critterus]

https://i.redd.it/wkkb8proois41.jpg

[Louie Detroit]

VBOT has finally reached the bottom.........
:leaving:

Somehow I think the gauntlet has just been thrown down to Rickles and we ain’t seen nothing yet.

[Yesfam]

Who are you? Sheryl Crow?

If I recall correctly she advocated using a single sheet of TP, the horror.

[Bill]

VBOT has finally reached the bottom, SO FAR.........
:leaving:

:iagree:

[Aerovette]

If I recall correctly she advocated using a single sheet of TP, the horror.

Finger, fling, finger, fling, finger, fling...use one square to wipe finger. :Jeff '79:

[Vince Clortho]

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[BayouCountry]

You would have to be an asswipe to start this shitty of a thread.

In reference to the military, our TI in Basic Training brought in extra TB for us. I guess he didn’t like stinky Airmen.

[Aerovette]

You would have to be an asswipe to start this shitty of a thread.

In reference to the military, our TI in Basic Training brought in extra TB for us. I guess he didn’t like stinky Airmen.

What? I thought I was on a roll !!

When you get to the core of the joke, it's actually very true., not just me being an asshole.

[Don Rickles]

OP’s really thinking Deep Throat’s and made a typo……:yesnod:

[Aerovette]

OP’s really thinking Deep Throat’s and made a typo……:yesnod:

I'm not the butt of the joke.

It was just a cheeky observation.

[The_Dude]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EigfHLZHQkE

[dvarapala]

Bb_6htsA0qU

[higgyburners]

Who are you? Sheryl Crow?

They taught us in the SAS that moss was the way to go...:seasix: