Proper Wedding Vows:

[DJ_Critterus]

:funnier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbMChC-p3pY

[Frankie the Fink]

Stupid marriage proposals with sky-writing airplanes, or at theme parks in front of a crowd, then a $30,000 wedding with stupid, amateurish vows and then 48 months later the $20,000 divorce. Wife and I got married in 1975, blue suit in the preacher's parlor, standard vows and now its 48 years later, still in love.

[Tikiman]

When I think about young kids nowadays and just how ****ed up most of them are in the head, I don't see a lot of them getting married. And, if they do, I certainly don't see it lasting. Young people are very much into instant gratification these days. I don't see very many of them in it for the long haul.

[DJ_Critterus]

Stupid marriage proposals with sky-writing airplanes

Henry Cho has a bit to say about that and it's spot on. Some dumbass damn near got me engaged with a proposal on a scoreboard a while back and I didn't even have a clue. That was an awkward ride home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUFZJHAWD5Q

[KenHorse]

Stupid marriage proposals with sky-writing airplanes, or at theme parks in front of a crowd, then a $30,000 wedding with stupid, amateurish vows and then 48 months later the $20,000 divorce. Wife and I got married in 1975, blue suit in the preacher's parlor, standard vows and now its 48 years later, still in love.

We got married underwater, at Marineland (we were going to get married in Grand Cayman but there was a 3 week residency requirement). The entire wedding party was underwater with us and all the guests watched through the viewing glass of the aquarium (I had rigged an underwater sound system so they could hear the proceedings.). The minister was wearing a hard hat diving helmet and read everything from a waterproof scroll.

Hired an underwater photographer and also video'd the wedding (later transferred to DVD)

Wouldn't have changed a thing......

[Don Rickles]

We got married underwater, at Marineland (we were going to get married in Grand Cayman but there was a 3 week residency requirement). The entire wedding party was underwater with us and all the guests watched through the viewing glass of the aquarium (I had rigged an underwater sound system so they could hear the proceedings.). The minister was wearing a hard hat diving helmet and read everything from a waterproof scroll.

Hired an underwater photographer and also video'd the wedding (later transferred to DVD)

Wouldn't have changed a thing......

So, you broke tradition and married a shicksa.

Rabbis refused to dive?:D:rofl:

[Bill]

DJ seems to have become very marriage minded after getting those panties from his secret crush.

So, you moving to Alabama to be with Miss Alabama, or is she going to move to Florida?

:waiting:

[KenHorse]

So, you broke tradition and married a shicksa.

Rabbis refused to dive?:D:rofl:

Ever try stomping a glass underwater?

[jw38]

My wife and I will be celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary this month. We're going on a cruise to the Arctic Circle in early July and we will be renewing our "normal" wedding vows with the ship's captain officiating.

[KenHorse]

My wife and I will be celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary this month. We're going on a cruise to the Arctic Circle in early July and we will be renewing our "normal" wedding vows with the ship's captain officiating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYcyDoh-XI

[DJ_Critterus]

DJ seems to have become very marriage minded after getting those panties from his secret crush.

So, you moving to Alabama to be with Miss Alabama, or is she going to move to Florida?

:waiting:

:nono: I already told her I live in Orlando and have my own herd of raccoons :yesnod:

[Frankie the Fink]

We got married underwater, at Marineland (we were going to get married in Grand Cayman but there was a 3 week residency requirement). The entire wedding party was underwater with us and all the guests watched through the viewing glass of the aquarium (I had rigged an underwater sound system so they could hear the proceedings.). The minister was wearing a hard hat diving helmet and read everything from a waterproof scroll.

Hired an underwater photographer and also video'd the wedding (later transferred to DVD)

Wouldn't have changed a thing......

Sorry, that is just silly to me... I don't get it at all.

[Swany00]

justice of the peace with a marriage cert, only cost us a few hundred if that to get hitched. Our favorite pic is by the limo in front of the jailhouse:rofl:

[LATB]

The whole wedding thing is stupid AF IMO.

[KenHorse]

Sorry, that is just silly to me... I don't get it at all.

We're both scuba divers and wanted our wedding to be fun and different

We also ended up honeymooning on Grand Cayman too

[Onebadcad]

DJ seems to have become very marriage minded after getting those panties from his secret crush.

So, you moving to Alabama to be with Miss Alabama, or is she going to move to Florida?

:waiting:

As much as I have confidence in DJ's ability, I think there is MUCH MOAR woman than he can handle.
That, and he would need to buy a forklift to get her in and out of the Ram.
Lastly, she could never go on the boat due to weight rating.

[DJ_Critterus]

As much as I have confidence in DJ's ability, I think there is MUCH MOAR woman than he can handle.
That, and he would need to buy a forklift to get her in and out of the Ram.
Lastly, she could never go on the boat due to weight rating.

Not so sure about the RAM, either. I only got the 2500 version.

[Onebadcad]

Not so sure about the RAM, either. I only got the 2500 version.

You would have to upgrade to a Ram 5500, and even then may want to do some testing before you load her up.

[DJ_Critterus]

You would have to upgrade to a Ram 5500, and even then may want to do some testing before you load her up.

Something like this, maybe?
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/30000/fat-people-417030.jpg

[Bill]

As much as I have confidence in DJ's ability, I think there is MUCH MOAR woman than he can handle.
That, and he would need to buy a forklift to get her in and out of the Ram.
Lastly, she could never go on the boat due to weight rating.

:confused:

It's the Bolt that really got her interested in DJ. She wants to go for a ride in that, not some dirty ol' truck.

[DJ_Critterus]

:confused:

It's the Bolt that really got her interested in DJ. She wants to go for a ride in that, not some dirty ol' truck.

:nono: I'm not gonna mess up a nice car. DJ definitely won't be buttering up the door jambs to squeeze her into the cab.

[PLRX]

Remember when girls used to cry at proposals? The new femboys now cry as well to show support.

[LATB]

Remember when girls used to cry at proposals? The new femboys now cry as well to show support.

When we got married there were no tears.
After 3 years of living in sin one day we said let’s make this legal. So we went to the courthouse and did the deal. Meh.

[MY03C5Z]

:funnier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbMChC-p3pY




That was hilarious….and not far off from reality with young couples these days.

[coralbandit]

Married by same judge that sent me to jail for 6 months.
Who knew the second offense was a life sentence~! :D
I think vows should say until your lawyer agrees with mine instead of till death do you part. Would acknowledge a little realistic thinking IMO.
Also while we are on the marriage topic name another license that you don't renew.
Every 5 years couples should get the chance to say I don't. :rofl:
Take the lawyers right out of it...

[LATB]

Married by same judge that sent me to jail for 6 months.
Who knew the second offense was a life sentence~! :D
I think vows should say until your lawyer agrees with mine instead of till death do you part. Would acknowledge a little realistic thinking IMO.
Also while we are on the marriage topic name another license that you don't renew.
Every 5 years couples should get the chance to say I don't. :rofl:
Take the lawyers right out of it...

:funniest:

[SteveOceanside]

That was hilarious….and not far off from reality with young couples these days.

Fkn tragic!

[owc6]

Married at the base chapel in 29 Palms 41 years ago today.

[LisaJohn]

Congratulations.:seasix: