Can we please stop making every thread about women's bodies?

[Bruze]

102094 Just kidding. :hurray: :smash:

[Swany00]

moar boobies

[gs568]

Hell no.

[Bill]

moar boobies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvXDaMz-z0w




Edit: If this shocks the conscious of anyone, I'll remove it.

[OnPoint]

Best gardening thread of the year.

:yesnod:

[Bruze]

Best gardening thread of the year.

:yesnod:

Hey, we're trying. :eek:

[justaguy]

Ooooops!! It slipped…..sorry! :(


https://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/5b116cd1-6bc5-4370-96b1-f477183fd2f5.jpg?attachment_cache_bust=4682706&quality=85&strip=info&w=600

[The_Dude]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/132743-2/Boobslap.gif? (http://forgifs.com)

[Bruze]

Just finished watching "The Specialist," with Stallone and Sharon Stone. Never seen it before.

Sharon is so slutty-hot. Women like her have been my downfall. :eek:


https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fsee-aych.com%2F90s-movies%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F05%2Fthe-specialist-1994-sharon-stone-2.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=048d889dfd2545a98a6b271f223b4456b5025b4a0acbaa5a294b79f728fadb39&ipo=images

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMTk0MjQ3OTM2OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODM5NTUyNw%40%40._V1_.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=63b8dd03dba7c7828796c9305b35796d2c02c99c1fb6a24858ce2b9b73636b12&ipo=images

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[Bruze]

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[Torqaholic]

How about if it's mixed with trampolines?

6Mo31tiXzzw

[DJ_Critterus]

https://media.tenor.com/O9HCIuXiKTQAAAAM/fat-girl-dancing.gif

:leaving:

[Onebadcad]

If this happens, I am outta here!!

[Bruze]

https://media.tenor.com/O9HCIuXiKTQAAAAM/fat-girl-dancing.gif

:leaving:

https://i.ibb.co/0fdVrsG/Sign-GRR-2.gif

[Bruze]

If this happens, I am outta here!!

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[WydGlydJim]

I still say blue is the best color eva!

[DJ_Critterus]

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I'll see your yoga pants gif and will raise you whatever this exercise is called

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/f1/dc/7cf1dc1533664944b40963e424db8f5b.gif

[Mick]

It looks like some folks need to find the "behind the barn" section. :yesnod:

[Bruze]

I'll take the 59 one, every day!


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At 48 . . . WOW! Gorgeous!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Demi_Moore_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/330px-Demi_Moore_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

[6spdC6]

I'll take the 59 one, every day!


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I'm getting close to 80 I will gladly let the Demi in the right hand picture put her clothes on the chair next to my bed anytime.

[LATB]

The good news for us heterosexual men is…the longer we live the more beautiful women we will meet or have the opportunity to at least view their beauty.

[Bruze]

It looks like some folks need to find the "behind the barn" section. :yesnod:

Just one, really, and it's not me. :shrug:

[Bruze]

I'm getting close to 80 I will gladly let the Demi in the right hand picture put her clothes on the chair next to my bed anytime.

https://i.postimg.cc/8PLK1KBc/egypt.gif https://i.postimg.cc/8PLK1KBc/egypt.gif https://i.postimg.cc/8PLK1KBc/egypt.gif

[Bruze]

Lorrie Morgan, country singer, she is a total smoke show here in her mid-50s for us old guys. Perfect age, perfect amount of wrinkles.

That was ten years ago, she's hit the wall now. :(


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[Onebadcad]

Lorrie Morgan, country singer, she is a total smoke show here in her mid-50s for an old guy. Perfect age, perfect amount of wrinkles.

That was ten years ago, she's hit the wall now. :(




She can sing!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw-p8sGR4mA

[Bruze]

Marisa Tomei, 1998:

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[Onebadcad]

^^^ foot tattoo takes her off my list!!

[Bruze]

^^^ foot tattoo takes her off my list!!

I could probably overlook that.
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[Onebadcad]

I could probably overlook that.


All in here must understand that I have unlimited options,,,

[Bruze]

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[Yadkin]

I still say blue is the best color eva!

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=102121&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1715612151

Gotta be AI- she's too incredibly perfect.

[WydGlydJim]

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=102121&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1715612151

Gotta be AI- she's too incredibly perfect.


Yep she is pretty flawless..........I can't remember where I got that pic..........but it was a keeper.

:yesnod:

[DDSLT5]

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=102121&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1715612151

Gotta be AI- she's too incredibly perfect.



If that's AI, I'm in full support of AI. :seasix::seasix::seasix::seasix:

[Bruze]

If that's AI, I'm in full support of AI. :seasix::seasix::seasix::seasix:

But she's only two-dimensional, there aren't any real holes. :eek:

[Yadkin]

But she's only two-dimensional, there aren't any real holes. :eek:

At least in 2D, you have a chance getting some satisfaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIPxlFzDi0&t

[Bill]

At least in 2D, you have a chance getting some satisfaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIPxlFzDi0&t


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKQ2Z1odSc


:fastguy:

[ricks327]

There's this:

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[Bill]

At least in 2D, you have a chance getting some satisfaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIPxlFzDi0&t


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKQ2Z1odSc


:fastguy:

[ricks327]

or this:

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[Bill]

There's this:

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I've been watching her for 25 minutes so far, and conclude she's doing a fantastic job. Can't wait to see how it ends!

[Bill]

or this:

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Eeeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeeebleeeeeeaaaach! Aaaaagh!


:ban: :ban: :ban:

[justaguy]

https://media.tenor.com/4sk_GNqlamoAAAAd/jordyn-jones-dancing.gif
https://64.media.tumblr.com/fbf22a44557b61f8119350d4fd2aa59e/d86271b37cc094c6-6e/s400x600/3d8696afddc2032af6c828ee453a99e751ab999c.gifv

[DJ_Critterus]

I've been watching her for 25 minutes so far, and conclude she's doing a fantastic job. Can't wait to see how it ends!

probably with piles of balled up kleenex next to your feet.

[ricks327]

Eeeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeeebleeeeeeaaaach! Aaaaagh!


:ban: :ban: :ban:

I gave you a choice!

[Bill]

probably with piles of balled up kleenex next to your feet.

:nono:

Paper towels, just as God intended.

[Bruze]

probably with piles of balled up kleenex next to your feet.

I always held my thumb over the end when I was a kid.

No hidden Kleenex's, my mom never knew. :seasix:

[justaguy]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/1c88fa60c0497e331122ce881ad1c76d/c8f4c9223d99e984-40/s500x750/2151f9b101355c46f882947e3062b89723072c17.webp
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e72b3a08df1e63667389721efe94455b/8d58d67ae6264d32-24/s500x750/021b9247b8039080e531a68fad185105a3bbb7c5.webp
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef8b433cdcf75c226368272889b2f7b4/f935711014435af1-d8/s1280x1920/849ccbe36b6db25f232b1ffd396d9423738a1c24.jpg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ba1341a2d7439c41dda7931e53ce5f77/1ee4a85d451ef82a-35/s2048x3072/c35753d1c59067ce6a6c5318c0ed92d250ad2c98.jpg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/5c860ff25ae1f27fe11cbfff0790df54/457f299cd5525508-17/s1280x1920/08e2d81ef5fbec33db8efc11f76ccb2d4a808360.jpg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/6470d04b2776ff1f4d0cfd34afdb498c/tumblr_pgadi92ycR1vjdk5ho1_1280.jpg
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d9938a2dd2d009758c6d5d9fa1df376/219f1bb7224b6e6e-60/s1280x1920/9e56f0d2cc0eaae1be0e05d0d38e43137035228d.jpg

[justaguy]

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/Cy/iP/mYmnT2UiPCy/17327272-bdsmlr-504668-vy8qsscvkq.gif
https://s1.pictoa.com/media/galleries/051/922/051922556b897d0a084/1634944556b897d2b4ca.jpghttps://s1.pictoa.com/media/galleries/100/972/100972557dbed9c391b/1871175557dbeea85ec9.jpg

[Newby]

I always held my thumb over the end when I was a kid.

No hidden Kleenex's, my mom never knew. :seasix:

That was really messy, didn't work here.
I had stiff socks.

[Newby]

https://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/album.php?albumid=375

[Bruze]

That was really messy, didn't work here.
I had stiff socks.

Been there, done that too, although I'd forgotten! Hard to remember some things from 60 years ago. :(

I hid the Kleenex behind my clock radio, but once in a while I would forget to take it with me downstairs in the morning. Mom probably found them a few times. :(

The good old days! :hurray:

[Newby]

Been there, done that too, although I'd forgotten! Hard to remember some things from 60 years ago. :(

I hid the Kleenex behind my clock radio, but once in a while I would forget to take it with me downstairs in the morning. Mom probably found them a few times. :(

The good old days! :hurray:

Approx 60 years ago, I just remembered my first ejaculation.
Unvoluntary, it just happened.
Hadn't thought of that in decades.:D

[DJ_Critterus]

Approx 60 years ago, I just remembered my first ejaculation.
Unvoluntary, it just happened.
Hadn't thought of that in decades.:D

And now we get into the TMI department.....

[Newby]

And now we get into the TMI department.....

It comes with age. :rofl:

[Onebadcad]

TOO perfect, must be AI

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/619eiT6cMQL._AC_SX522_.jpg

[theandies]

102094 Just kidding. :hurray: :smash:

I was going to ask if you were gay.

[Onebadcad]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3RzcGgyYThhb2YwMXdwbTUwMzJjY2lzdWUwaXVkcjR6bGxnbHo0aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ehOX4YA0pRyoWAu3Pi/giphy.gif

[Bruze]

I was going to ask if you were gay.

Isn't everyone here gay? :confused:

https://i.imgur.com/6NdWTxX.gif

[Bruze]

Okay boys, we got some competition in "another thread," trying to piggyback on this one. https://i.imgur.com/jkx6Zdo.gif


Post 'em up, and please don't spam with a shit load of Grade B & C sweathogs. :yesnod: Show some taste please, some taste: :smash:

S. Dakota's Gubner Kristi Noem. Yeah I know about the dog, suck it up:


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Baywatch babe Erika Eleniak

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Megan Fox:

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[justaguy]

https://s2.pictoa.com/media/galleries/273/762/2737625fdd8d37b7df7/37487695fdd8d3d13030.gifhttp://celebgate.org/media/cache/image/upload/0/2/02c4fd2bf2.jpg
http://celebgate.org/media/cache/image/upload/4/7/47edc089ab.jpg
http://celebgate.org/media/cache/image/upload/7/e/7e43853f80.jpg

[Bruze]

Luv me some Halle:

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Donna D'Errico, Baywatch babe and Playboy model

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The late Markie Post in her prime:

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Debbe Dunning, Tool Girl #2:

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